New coach! New players! New fun!

It's time to let the dumpster fire that is the basketball program fizzle out. Lets get PUMPPPED for the footy-balls.
I for one still think we have ACC-winning potential with a coach that is neither Boring Tom or Chuckles the Clown.

NC STATE NEEDS=BALLER ENTRANCE

???=BALLER?

4/2/2013 8:42:42 AM

ibt
and then we all start jumpin up and down and going Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PACK PACK POWER PACK oOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4/2/2013 8:45:04 AM

In before the obligatory "Boom" suggestion.

4/2/2013 8:46:49 AM

Fireflies

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 9:33 AM. Reason : obviously]

4/2/2013 9:33:19 AM

I say we go back to let the bodies hit the floor

4/2/2013 9:35:30 AM

Kid Rock

4/2/2013 9:45:32 AM

Stone Cold Steve Austin's music, and they should all climb the goalposts and start pounding Bud Lights that Mr. Wuf tosses them with his tshirt gun.

4/2/2013 9:48:22 AM

Nickelback

4/2/2013 10:06:51 AM

Brass Bonanza

4/2/2013 10:15:33 AM

We wheel out a giant dumpster with Pack logos all over it then fireworks shoot out the top (signaling a dumpster fire). The crowd is like "whoa what's this?" The side of the dumpster opens and the team runs out like they're storming the beaches at Normandy, hooting and hollering.

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 10:19 AM. Reason : ]

4/2/2013 10:18:41 AM

Harlem shake with wolves and cheerleaders dancing while the team runs out of the tunnel. It has the benefit of being a tired meme, so even the old alumni are sure to love it.

4/2/2013 10:36:45 AM

this thread may be relevant to my interests.

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 11:23 AM. Reason : but really, post legit suggestions here.]

4/2/2013 11:12:16 AM

In the spirit of the songs most of our fans like, how about "Butterfly" by Crazy Town or Rollin by Limp Bizkit? Get Fred Durst to come on the screen and pump the crowd up.

4/2/2013 11:25:03 AM

Thunderstruck

4/2/2013 11:26:55 AM

HOPEFULLY THE VIDEO HAS RACK FOCUS RIGHT???

4/2/2013 11:28:05 AM

It started with a whisper...

4/2/2013 11:30:04 AM

Ian C Dunne will film the video if you pay him in deworming agent

4/2/2013 11:30:15 AM

live video stream of the pnc men's room in RACK FOCUS on the jumbotron

4/2/2013 11:38:16 AM

Quote :

"Stone Cold Steve Austin's music, and they should all climb the goalposts and start pounding Bud Lights that Mr. Wuf tosses them with his tshirt gun."

*Glass Breaks*

4/2/2013 11:39:46 AM

Work this in there somewhere and I'll be happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLN36pgwS5o#t=1m29



[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 11:45 AM. Reason : -]

4/2/2013 11:44:04 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw

4/2/2013 11:46:41 AM

Is that Hitler meme from Inglorious Basterds still relevant? Might wanna go with that

4/2/2013 11:47:45 AM

ja rule - livin it up

4/2/2013 11:53:53 AM

What kind of step will the team come out doing to Livin it Up?

TUHEVEBODYHUBEHLIVINIHUP UH SEH...

4/2/2013 1:30:00 PM

we will make an INSTANT IMPACT v.s. kennesaw state tech

4/2/2013 1:33:19 PM

Ryback theme

4/2/2013 1:35:20 PM

That coach should read his letter live before the players run out.

4/2/2013 1:35:28 PM

+1 for dumpster fire entrance

4/2/2013 3:43:05 PM

Assistant coach comes on the jumbotron:

"WHAT UP BIG TIME!?"

Out rolls a dumpster, courtesy of our corporate partners at Waste Industries and the Chuck-It! Recycle Program.

"THIS PLACE IS CRAZY!!!"

The song "In Da Club" by 50 cent comes on.

"I LOVE THE WAY YOU BALL!"

A hydraulic lift raises the starting offense out of midfield.

"NC STATE NEEDS=BALLERS" (he reads the = as "EQUALS SIGN")

The offense does a sweet play to set the tone.

"WE=BALLERS!!!!!!"

Kevin Nash emerges from the dumpster and gives the "2 Sweet" sign.

"WOLFPACK IN THE HOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!"

Nash jumps out of the dumpster just as it explodes into flames as he and Hollywood Hogan and 2 Sweet Scott Hall lay a beat down on the opposing team, ending with them spray painting our official abbreviation per Sports Marketing, "NCST," on the head coach.

To set the tone.

4/3/2013 10:41:13 AM

^ brilliant.

4/3/2013 10:50:52 AM

(it's been documented that Yow has asked ESPN to abbreviate us NCSU, but they wouldn't because they think NCST is much more recognizable)

4/3/2013 12:56:30 PM

that earns HOOPS a pass for the month of april

and fuck asking, you TELL ESPN it's NCSU

4/3/2013 1:06:27 PM

Man I miss rymnNgarfunkel

4/3/2013 1:09:21 PM

lolololol

and then when the crowd goes wild roaring in excitement the coach screams "THIS PLACE IS UNREEEAAAAAAAL BRO"

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 1:10 PM. Reason : s]

4/3/2013 1:10:04 PM

I like your suggestion HOOPS but I'm not sure if Scott Hall can make it because he's in DDP Yoga Rehab. Could we get Horace or Scott Norton instead?

4/3/2013 1:10:25 PM

Quote :

"(it's been documented that Yow has asked ESPN to abbreviate us NCSU, but they wouldn't because they think NCST is much more recognizable)"

(it's been documented that they changed from NCSU to NCST at the urging of former chancellor marye anne fox as part of a rebranding of the university as NC STATE rather than NCSU/North Carolina State/whatever else. stupid bitch.)


also, as long as we stay away from vincent. fuck that dude. also, i hope goth sting can be lowered onto the field from the upper deck or something and chase people with a baseball bat.

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 1:18 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2013 1:15:32 PM

SAVIO MUTHA FUCKIN VEGA

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 1:28 PM. Reason : HELL YEA, WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO MEET HIM]

4/3/2013 1:27:01 PM

*Mark Gottfried parachutes onto the field in The Crow makeup*

4/3/2013 1:41:32 PM

hahahahaha lonelyvirgil.net

4/3/2013 1:44:48 PM

Brian "Wrath/Adam Bomb" Clarke let me know that Da Bad Guy is currently dead (for how much longer he doesn't know) in his Weed Chamber right now. We will be replacing him with Sean "Syxx" Waltman, who probably lives on Brent Rd now.

We could hire the Fake NWO Sting from Halloween Havoc '96 to appear on top of the press box to point a bat at the opposing team menacingly.

4/4/2013 9:50:22 AM

Something something something The Iron Shiek

4/4/2013 9:58:47 AM

THE THEME OF THIS IS WCW 1996-1999

NO SHIEK

LORD KNOWS SHADRACH IS A VOODOO CHILD

4/4/2013 10:00:50 AM

this will help give our guys the swagger needed for a perfect season

4/4/2013 11:00:07 AM

Perfect like PerfectShawn Stasiak.

Hard work like "Hard Work" Bobby Walker

Tough like TOUGH ENOUGH victor Maven.

4/5/2013 9:42:11 AM

any legit suggestions?

4/7/2013 1:10:23 AM

Representiiiiiiiiiiiin the AAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

4/7/2013 1:40:05 AM

OH I KNOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2efAcmBQM

4/7/2013 10:41:04 PM

Hey guys, what about that "Move the Chains, wuf wuf" chant?

8/29/2013 12:23:00 PM

That would be an odd entrance.
Unless we come out and run a sick play to get the crowd hyped.

8/29/2013 1:18:05 PM

HOOPS MALONE will probably enjoy the intro video. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

8/31/2013 9:33:55 AM