EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Do you guys usually wash your hands after a fap session? I always assumed it was common courtesy, as well as a matter of hygeine.
But I met someone this morning, and shook his hand. Soon after, while scratching my face, I noticed that my hand smelled like a dick. I naturally assumed the worst. So back to the question... What is the norm in terms of post-fap etiquette? 4/3/2013 8:54:44 AM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
I think of it as a way for my dick to see new places, it gets lonely in there I'm sure. 4/3/2013 8:56:09 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I feel like its necessary to get the jizz off. I guess I've just wiped it off in the past if the fap was not in the bathroom (where 99% of my faps take place)...but I would say a wash happens a majority of the time. 4/3/2013 9:09:04 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
someone's missing the ol' college days of fap 'n fling it seems 4/3/2013 12:09:16 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
hand sanitizer isn't enough?
sometimes if i'm in a rush, i just use hand sanitizer instead of lube.
ok it was once, and i instantly regretted it. 4/3/2013 12:45:51 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
I try not to jizz on my hands 4/3/2013 12:47:33 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i need to get some new pube trimmers 4/3/2013 12:48:42 PM |
Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
Does your hand have the herps now? 4/3/2013 12:49:17 PM |
MiGZ All American 2314 Posts user info edit post |
How do you know what dick smells like? 4/3/2013 1:16:27 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Its one of those things you just know, bro. If you were blindfolded, and different things were were passed under your nose.... You might not be able to discern a magnolia leaf from a an ear muff. But you would sure as hell know if a dick were in front of you. 4/3/2013 1:34:34 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I only ever wash my hands before fap sessions and before I poop
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 4/3/2013 1:38:33 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
do your women get offended if you wash your face or wipe your fingers off on the sheets? 4/3/2013 1:42:00 PM |
Dr Pepper All American 3583 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8sG4smWbo 4/3/2013 1:47:44 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
who was the guy on here that used to smell his friend's dirty underwear? 0EP? EMCE? ] 4/3/2013 1:55:10 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
but it was his own underwear
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 4/3/2013 1:55:43 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
evan? 4/3/2013 1:55:49 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ totally different scenario. OEP was going around sniffing guy's shit stains in their boxers. I was just the victim of someone touching me with fappy hands 4/3/2013 2:38:11 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
I don't get why someone would fap in the morning post-shower. It's like taking a dump after you just showered. completely cancels out the clean feeling and you feel like it was all wasted] 4/3/2013 2:41:38 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
"But I met someone this morning" = "So I have this 'friend' " ? 4/3/2013 2:42:50 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Flappy hands 7/26/2013 10:59:49 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
I met a female TWWer whose hands smelled very strongly of rotten pussy
no joke 7/26/2013 11:05:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
That's grossly arousing 7/26/2013 11:13:46 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I usually fap late at night, right before I go to bed. so there's really no cause for me to wash my hands, either for sanitary reasons or as a courtesy to others.
if I fap in the middle of the day, though, I usually make sure I don't have random spots of jizz on my clothes before I go out in public. however, I can't swear that I wash my hands, now that you mention it.
come to think of it, though, jizz is probably more sanitary than urine. so maybe whacking without hand-washing isn't quite as socially irresponsible as pissing without hand-washing.
anyway, "washing my hands" usually amounts to running lukewarm water over them for like 3/4 of a second (unless I've taken a shit) so even if I do wash my hands after ejaculation, it's just a token gesture.] 7/26/2013 11:27:16 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
jizz is not, in fact, more sanitary than urine 7/26/2013 11:29:55 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114218 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "jizz is probably more sanitary than urine" |
lol
you are being ree ree :37/26/2013 11:45:33 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
well, people swallow semen on a regular basis, so it can't be that germy
and I mean, isn't the whole reason you wash your hands after pissing that you don't want to spread germs and so on, from the piss that's splashed on them?
no, that can't be right, because I seem to recall hearing that urine actually has disinfectant properties. actually, it's probably that your dick is covered with germs...yeah, that's got to be it. it's the germs on your dick.
So I guess in that case, jerking off is slightly more unsanitary than pissing, b/c you're rubbing your hands up and down your dick for an extended period of time, rather than just briefly holding it.
well, I'm glad we got that figured out. TIL] 7/27/2013 12:19:40 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Stick with math.
7/27/2013 12:32:13 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^ well of course I wouldn't presume to argue with you on this, OEP. I mean, hell, on one occasion you deliberately touched the asshole of another man's underwear and then sniffed your finger. you're a self-taught expert on piss, shit, cum, and things like that, and I defer to your superior knowledge.
Indeed, I imagine that when you're pissing at a urinal, you're in the habit of reaching over and touching the dick of the guy next to you, to estimate its germ count.] 7/27/2013 1:04:34 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Why don't you go back to shitting and wiping yourself while standing up, as you said in some thread a while ago?
You obviously seem to be lacking the most basic knowledge in topics such as organic/inorganic material, bacteria (how and where they can grow), and hygiene.
As I said, stick with math. (and sympathizing with child rapists) 7/27/2013 1:53:50 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
trappy kills all boner trends at all times. no exclusions.
fuck 7/27/2013 2:59:54 AM |
jcg15 All American 2120 Posts user info edit post |
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EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
TreeTwista10 has been noticeably quiet 2/4/2014 7:05:08 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
pro-tip: do not cut or handle jalapenos prior. even if you wash your hands thoroughly before you start, it will still be a very unpleasant experience.
[Edited on February 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM. Reason : ] 2/4/2014 7:09:42 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148228 Posts user info edit post |
i've been, um, busy 2/4/2014 7:12:38 PM |