EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Just a routine trip to the restroom to piss. I go to one of two urinals, which are right beside each other... the only one that's not being used. Halfway through my piss, I can see the other guy 'shaking off' in my periphery. It looked to be a bit too aggressive of a shaking, but wwhat did I know, right? Then...it happened. I felt a drop of moisture hit my left cheek. WTF?!
What do j do? I know where the guys office is. Do I go and confront him? 4/23/2013 10:34:55 AM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
omg
[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 10:40 AM. Reason : another EMCE thread about poopoo and peepee] 4/23/2013 10:40:01 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
The appropriate response is to secretly put your balls on his telephone receiver. Mouthpiece, earpiece, whatever. 4/23/2013 10:40:18 AM |
freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
You gotta kill that motherfucker. 4/23/2013 10:42:08 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Do you guys think he did this on purpose? Like, as an intimidation type of thing? 4/23/2013 10:43:23 AM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
butt cheek or face cheek?
butt cheek would totally be an open invitation 4/23/2013 10:52:57 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Face cheek. I stopped peeing at the urinal with my pants pulled all the way down in lime 9th grade
This hit me right on my face. I am trying to grow a new beard too 4/23/2013 10:56:31 AM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
just trying to figure out what time of victim you are EMCE
no need to get snippy 4/23/2013 10:57:44 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Hey, I'm sorry friend. I'm still just a bit on edge. 4/23/2013 11:48:32 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
that cheek is his now, the pheromones say so 4/23/2013 11:50:41 AM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
its the perfect opportunity for the stinkpalm
4/23/2013 11:50:45 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Did this happen inside or outside?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 4/23/2013 11:51:24 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27746 Posts user info edit post |
so like
it started with a whisper? 4/23/2013 11:54:03 AM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
This is your fault EMCE.
Every guy knows you dont use the urinal right next to someone.
If there are two then only one ever gets used at a time.
If there are three then observe the gap.
You should have gone to the stall, used the mirror, or pre-pee washed your hands.
Or just left the bathroom altogether.
Your fault. 4/23/2013 11:54:29 AM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
^. 4/23/2013 11:58:26 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Way to blame the victim
How do you feel about women who dress provocatively, then garner unwanted attention from guys? 4/23/2013 12:14:18 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
They only have to answer one question:
"How many cocks have you had between those big fat melons?" 4/23/2013 12:16:43 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE you were clearly violated in a heinous fashion
I always knew you were strong, but in my mind you're truly a survivor 4/23/2013 12:50:37 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148234 Posts user info edit post |
maybe he thought you got stung in your face by a jellyfish 4/23/2013 12:56:51 PM |
fenway All American 3135 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure he was marking his territory. He owns you now. 4/23/2013 1:11:55 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
hate crime since you're black EMCE 4/23/2013 1:13:25 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^ only barely...just read his posts, he's pretty white 4/23/2013 1:19:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I gave myself time to cool down, but was still pretty worked up over this. I debated getting HR involved, but decided to go by his office instead. He wasn't there when I went by, so should I just write him an email demanding an apology instead? 4/23/2013 1:28:53 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
maybe the zealous, vigorous shaking of his phallus was an accident? 4/23/2013 1:33:49 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i mean accidental or not, he needs to know that hes gotta relax. theres no need to get crazy with it 4/23/2013 1:35:02 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
you're just mad because you were hoping to get to swallow instead of getting splooge all over your face 4/23/2013 1:53:59 PM |
Specter All American 6575 Posts user info edit post |
but the real question is, did he have any big boy equipment, perhaps with rack focus? 4/23/2013 2:23:42 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes you just gotta let these things go 4/23/2013 2:56:39 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18577 Posts user info edit post |
turn the other cheek 4/23/2013 5:11:48 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Dude was just marking his territory. . 4/23/2013 5:18:01 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
I've given this a lot of thought EMCE
I think you're involved in a serious power struggle with this cat and he's going to continue you to abuse you until you put him in his place
the best solution is to drink a gallon of water throughout the day and take a lot of vitamin b12. That way you can follow him into the bathroom and douse him with a heavy stream of yellow urine to assert your dominance over him.
You can thank me later 4/23/2013 5:18:42 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Haha from the way you made it sound was that he ended up jacking off with a light frosting hitting your face. 4/23/2013 7:46:27 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
The frosting is where most of the calories are. 4/23/2013 7:47:34 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^^. Pretty sure it was urine. At least I hope so... 4/23/2013 7:48:56 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
What did it taste like? 4/23/2013 8:00:08 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not really sure man. I didn't taste it. It hit my cheek... 4/23/2013 8:01:44 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Im out
[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 8:11 PM. Reason : im retarddd] 4/23/2013 8:10:40 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^ yeah right. That's what she said. 4/23/2013 8:14:43 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
ohh i'd pee on his leg.... calvin style. 4/23/2013 8:16:08 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
This thread made me lol at LEAST 6 times 4/24/2013 2:00:32 AM |
jimmypop All American 1405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "omg " |
Quote : | "Pretty sure he was marking his territory" |
Quote : | "turn the other cheek" |
well there went my top three responses.
Sorry and I'd offer you some sani-wipes if I could.4/24/2013 4:26:55 AM |