GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Post of the Year. 5/14/2013 6:44:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Well, on the plus side.... At least you can't make a thread for another hour now. 5/14/2013 6:47:00 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
omg 5/14/2013 6:47:17 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
zing! 5/14/2013 6:48:48 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
you're gonna eat the ants
cuz it's made of protein
FOR YOUR HEALTH 5/14/2013 6:59:48 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I laughed at Skwinkle's misfortunate. She is too cute. 5/14/2013 8:52:44 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I gave her some seed to drink. 5/14/2013 8:55:07 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
dammit
i had this copied to my clipboard for quoting purposes later in the night
seriously what the fuck greyfox
[Edited on May 14, 2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason : wait now it's GRAY? fuck this zoo]
[Edited on May 14, 2013 at 11:44 PM. Reason : and hot DAMN EMCE coming hard with the burn lately] 5/14/2013 11:42:04 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I'm glad I can provide you all with some amusement. 5/15/2013 11:24:59 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
She did text me yesterday afternoon complaining that something bit her on the ass while she was sunbathing. 5/15/2013 11:27:17 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
^I take it she discovered it was guilt? 5/15/2013 12:18:55 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
RIP Ants 7/8/2013 10:03:54 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Those assholes deserved it. Their friends sneak into my house and ruin my brown sugar. 7/8/2013 10:38:29 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
#iatethebones 7/8/2013 11:01:40 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
inb4 #thanksobama 7/8/2013 11:02:21 AM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Skwinkle is the final boss in SimAnt. 7/8/2013 11:28:02 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I used to play the shit out of SimAnt. Gotta watch out for the lawnmower. 7/8/2013 11:46:35 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I read anus
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/8/2013 11:50:04 AM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
One day I was eating a delicious Jimmy John's sandwich on the porch and I consumed about half of it, so I wrapped it up and set it on the railing. About 15 minutes later I went inside and put the leftover sandwich in the fridge...
About an hour later I was ready to finish my sandwich! I opened up the wrapper and started to eat. Boy, it was delicious! "Hmm..." I thought to myself. "I don't remember putting pepper on this sandwich". Oh well. I continued eating. Pretty soon I realized that the pepper was starting to move and took a closer look. "I'm eating ants!" I exclaim, mouth full of my last bite. This was much to the amusement of my friends that were present. I finished and swallowed and quickly took the wrapper to the garbage can outside. 7/8/2013 11:57:56 AM |