PaulISdead All American 8711 Posts user info edit post |
her face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/22249466/woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-after-he-farts-in-her-face
Quote : | "IMMOKALEE, FL (KCTV) - A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.
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5/15/2013 2:47:25 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
how does he fart in her face.....she didn't see it coming? 5/15/2013 2:48:06 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
#KnifeControl 5/15/2013 2:48:22 PM |
Bullet All American 28268 Posts user info edit post |
^dude, that tired response is beyond lame. if she had easy access to a gun instead of a knife, the dude would probably be dead now. 5/15/2013 2:51:42 PM |
MiGZ All American 2314 Posts user info edit post |
It's not her fault. It's the knife's fault. 5/15/2013 3:17:42 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
#FartControl 5/15/2013 3:30:52 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha5/15/2013 3:35:06 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
i farted in a chick's face once & only got slapped, guess i got off light 5/15/2013 3:44:11 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
pink eye is serious bidness 5/15/2013 3:49:22 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
she should have been required to get a background check before getting that knife. 5/15/2013 3:55:26 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
he should have a license to own silent but deadlies 5/15/2013 3:57:13 PM |
Bullet All American 28268 Posts user info edit post |
^^and that's the silly kind of comments that belong in the "stupid status update" thread 5/15/2013 3:58:42 PM |
JP All American 16807 Posts user info edit post |
just another day in Florida 5/15/2013 4:02:12 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
We should place guards armed with knifes in places where people most commonly fart. Or arm the farters. 5/15/2013 4:35:38 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Wait we need to know how many deadly features this knife had before we decide if it should be banned. Oh also, if it is scary looking and black. 5/15/2013 4:44:36 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
there are times when a fart smells worse than death. i can sympathize. 5/15/2013 4:44:52 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
^ You must know my dog. 5/15/2013 4:45:24 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like she stood her ground. 5/15/2013 5:45:28 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "just another day in Florida" |
5/15/2013 9:53:13 PM |
dmidkiff All American 3324 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe she was going down on him at the time
5/16/2013 6:27:07 AM |