ncsufanalum All American 579 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/13/2013 1:58:04 AM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
NC? Then GTFO:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/14/nc-lawmaker-women-should-duct-tape-nipples-to-stay-out-of-jail/
Quote : | "NC lawmaker: Women should ‘duct tape’ nipples to stay out of jail
North Carolina Republican state Rep. Tim Moore says that women can protect themselves from a new law that makes baring female breasts illegal by simply applying duct tape to their nipples.
On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose “private parts” for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.”
The bill expands the state’s definition of “private parts” to include a woman’s “nipple, or any portion of the areola.”" |
8/13/2013 2:53:30 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^ I thought that got repealed. Or maybe I am still trying to have faith in humanity and it hasn't been. 8/13/2013 11:39:57 AM |
JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
LOL, PR0N 8/13/2013 12:26:51 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
There is an ideal areola to nipple height ratio
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 8/13/2013 12:32:34 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Anal um strikes again 8/13/2013 2:22:57 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
8/13/2013 2:45:09 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
the republicans have banned areolas 8/13/2013 2:46:21 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Republicans in NC have banned life itself.
Not a creature was left alive.
They did however save the rest of the country from having to look at Bev Perdue's manhands and sentenced Walter Dalton to a life of community college presidency.
So good for that, 8/13/2013 3:38:54 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.”" |
Uh, so does this not stop topless demonstrations done for political or ideological purposes, or is this the House's excuse to say that all nudity is sexual in intent?8/13/2013 3:41:34 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
Duct tape? Electrical tape is really the standard in industrial areola coverage. 8/13/2013 9:07:05 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
blue painters tape seems like it would be the least painful to remove 8/13/2013 9:12:55 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
how does this affect strip clubs? 8/13/2013 9:13:49 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
Painter's tape doesn't move with the body as well and gets creased and itchy. 8/13/2013 9:15:34 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I don't understand why we don't have burqas
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 8/13/2013 9:15:37 PM |
Kickstand All American 11539 Posts user info edit post |
this thread mimics a settledown type thread 8/13/2013 9:57:42 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
so do this make the tit checks in hashing illegal?
cuz I can't wait to use that as an excuse 8/13/2013 10:16:35 PM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
I think guys should start wearing their T's with the nipples cut out. Maybe that will put a damper on their agenda. 8/14/2013 5:05:31 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114219 Posts user info edit post |
god I fucking hate our state
can we get rid of all the fucking conservative morons
what a reasonable way to be 8/14/2013 5:11:01 AM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
so redic, we need to have nude beaches to bump up tourism they are going the wrong way 8/14/2013 6:35:26 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so do this make the tit checks in hashing illegal?
cuz I can't wait to use that as an excuse " |
It's in the same gray area as drinking in parking lots and "not seeing" private property signs.8/14/2013 6:39:03 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
damn... a felony? Just give people a hefty fine and call it day... don't need to bloat our prison system for a non-violent "crime". 8/14/2013 9:03:18 PM |