You are not your profile.
You are not your photo gallery.
You are not your fucking post count.

How much can someone know about themself if they never played NFL Survivor?

Listen up maggots, its that time again.


Do I really need to spell out the rules again?
I am sure someone on here is bound to fuck it up if I dont, so here goes:

Each week, you pick a team to win, if that team wins, you survive and play again the next week
If that team loses, you die, and thats pretty much it, but in death, you have a name.
The last man (or woman) standing wins.


pretty simple huh? lets make it complicated


TIME
Picks must be made by noon TWW server time on date of the game in question.

BYE
Everyone starts the game with 2 byes, you can use these to skip a week.

BULLSHIT RULE
If your team loses by 7 or less points, and there is a bullshit call to blame, you lose all byes, but continue to the next week. You must have at least one bye to call bullshit. And it helps if you can prove the bullshit.

SAME TEAM
You cannot pick the same team in back to back weeks, but there is no limit to how many times you can pick the same team otherwise.

Thats pretty much it.

Round 1: Preseason week 3

If you get it right, you get another bye.
If you get it wrong, then you just suck.(but you are still in the game)

Thurs, Aug 22, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
New England at Detroit (7:30 PM)
Carolina at Baltimore (8:00 PM)

Fri, Aug 23, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Seattle at Green Bay (8:00 PM)
Chicago at Oakland (10:00 PM)

Sat, Aug 24, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Buffalo at Washington (4:30 PM)
Cleveland at Indianapolis (7:00 PM)
N.Y. Jets at N.Y. Giants (7:00 PM)
Tampa Bay at Miami (7:30 PM)
Philadelphia at Jacksonville (7:30 PM)
Kansas City at Pittsburgh (7:30 PM)
Atlanta at Tennessee (8:00 PM)
St. Louis at Denver (8:00 PM)
Cincinnati at Dallas (8:00 PM)
San Diego at Arizona (10:00 PM)

Sun, Aug 25, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
New Orleans at Houston (4:00 PM)
Minnesota at San Francisco (8:00 PM)

8/20/2013 6:19:48 PM

Baltimore

8/20/2013 7:47:46 PM

giants

8/20/2013 7:55:00 PM

Eagles

8/20/2013 8:26:13 PM

G-Men

8/20/2013 8:27:30 PM

Eagles

8/20/2013 8:56:49 PM

Giants

8/20/2013 9:15:52 PM

Buffalo

8/21/2013 7:15:24 PM

iop1

8/21/2013 10:41:32 PM

Indianapolis

8/22/2013 12:59:57 PM

Eagles

8/22/2013 2:20:19 PM

Falcons

8/22/2013 2:50:26 PM

Raiders

[Edited on August 22, 2013 at 2:53 PM. Reason : durr]

8/22/2013 2:52:33 PM

gints

8/22/2013 3:06:52 PM

redskins

8/22/2013 7:26:40 PM

Atlanta Falcons over Tennessee Titans

8/23/2013 8:24:01 AM

49ers

8/24/2013 11:32:02 AM

Denver

8/24/2013 11:34:35 AM

San Fran

8/24/2013 12:49:34 PM

San Fran

8/24/2013 6:34:25 PM

3 byes
Nuitari
DonMega
Stillrolling
Ncstateccc
Rflong
Tyler Durden
NCSUStinger
JayMCnasty
Sleik


good thing this is just a practice run
Førte
steviewonder
ajgoff1286
Ndmetcal
TreeTwista10
Bdmazur
Sweden
StillFuchsia

Round 2: Preseason week 4

If you get it right, you get another bye.
If you get it wrong, then you just suck.(but you are still in the game)

If you didn't play last week, come on in.

Thurs, Aug 29, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Philadelphia at N.Y. Jets (7:00 PM)
Detroit at Buffalo (7:00 PM)
Indianapolis at Cincinnati (7:00 PM)
Jacksonville at Atlanta (7:30 PM)
N.Y. Giants at New England (7:30 PM)
Pittsburgh at Carolina (7:30 PM)
New Orleans at Miami (7:30 PM)
Washington at Tampa Bay (7:30 PM)
Tennessee at Minnesota (8:00 PM)
Green Bay at Kansas City (8:00 PM)
Baltimore at St. Louis (8:00 PM)
Cleveland at Chicago (8:00 PM)
Houston at Dallas (8:00 PM)
Arizona at Denver (9:00 PM)
San Francisco at San Diego (10:00 PM)
Oakland at Seattle (10:00 PM)

8/26/2013 1:39:54 AM

pats

8/26/2013 2:02:35 AM

Denver

8/26/2013 2:09:37 AM

seattle

8/26/2013 7:39:06 AM

Detroit

8/26/2013 7:57:03 AM

Lions

8/26/2013 8:06:46 AM

Seattle

8/26/2013 8:11:09 AM

Atlanta

8/26/2013 8:43:35 AM

Bears

8/26/2013 3:13:03 PM

Falcons

8/26/2013 7:57:05 PM

Panthers

8/26/2013 8:13:36 PM

NAWLINS SAINTS

[Edited on August 26, 2013 at 8:36 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2013 8:33:30 PM

Eagles

8/26/2013 11:56:55 PM

Atlanta

8/27/2013 9:08:51 AM

Green Bay

8/27/2013 1:56:02 PM

Broncos

8/27/2013 7:39:47 PM

St Louis

8/29/2013 3:36:35 AM

Miami

8/29/2013 3:38:30 AM

Cheeseheads

8/29/2013 9:45:03 AM

Broncos over Ravens

8/29/2013 1:52:45 PM

4 byes
DonMega (4)
NCSUStinger (4)

3 byes
Nuitari (3)
Stillrolling (3)
Ncstateccc (3)
Rflong (3)
Tyler Durden (3)
JayMCnasty (3)
Sleik (3)
steviewonder (3)
Ndmetcal (3)
Elwood (3)


damn, its time to stop sucking
Førte (2)
ajgoff1286 (2)
TreeTwista10 (2)
Bdmazur (2)
Sweden (2)
StillFuchsia (2)
justinh524 (2)
AndyMac (2)
Doss2k (2)
RattlerRyan (2)
Hgtran (2)



Round 3: Week 1

If you didn't play last week, you can still join up


Thurs, Sept 5, Make pick by noon TWW server time
Baltimore at Denver (8:30 PM)

Sun, Sept 8, Make pick by noon TWW server time
New England at Buffalo (1:00 PM)
Tennessee at Pittsburgh (1:00 PM)
Atlanta at New Orleans (1:00 PM)
Tampa Bay at N.Y. Jets (1:00 PM)
Kansas City at Jacksonville (1:00 PM)
Seattle at Carolina (1:00 PM)
Cincinnati at Chicago (1:00 PM)
Miami at Cleveland (1:00 PM)
Minnesota at Detroit (1:00 PM)
Oakland at Indianapolis (1:00 PM)
Green Bay at San Francisco (4:25 PM)
Arizona at St. Louis (4:25 PM)
N.Y. Giants at Dallas (8:30 PM)

Mon, Sept 9, Make pick by noon TWW server time
Philadelphia at Washington (7:10 PM)
Houston at San Diego (10:20 PM)

8/30/2013 1:09:14 AM

houston

8/30/2013 2:14:55 AM

Broncos

8/30/2013 5:22:25 AM

Houston

8/30/2013 7:32:40 AM

hey Stinger, learn to read a box score

http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=330829002

New England

8/30/2013 11:10:59 AM

New England

8/30/2013 1:27:27 PM

skins

8/30/2013 8:36:04 PM

New England

8/30/2013 8:53:40 PM

New England

8/31/2013 11:18:09 PM

I picked the lions to win the last preseason game, should have 3 byes not 2

[Edited on September 1, 2013 at 8:48 AM. Reason : Looks as if forte has made that known]

9/1/2013 8:44:27 AM