EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
ning. He then darted towards, bit, and then murdered a softball-sized rat. I heard it's squeaky pleas, and watched its last jerking movements before it went lifeless.
"Drop it", I commanded, as my dog looked up to me affectionately in the darkness.
He complied, shortly before prancing away victorious. 9/5/2013 4:14:42 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I would be embarrassed to tell the world I had rats in my apartment. Kudos to you for not being ashamed. 9/5/2013 4:19:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
eh, it's DC. There isn't really a part of the city, or its surrounding area that doesn't have rats. The important thing is that there are no rats IN my apartment. 9/5/2013 4:21:11 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
My bad. I was thrown off guard by the word "pizzle". 9/5/2013 4:24:48 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
you should post some pics of your dog. I wanna know if it looks like a murderer
[Edited on September 6, 2013 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ] 9/6/2013 10:23:33 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
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Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My bad. I was thrown off guard by the word "pizzle"." |
I, too, was thrown off by the vernacular.9/6/2013 4:29:28 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
omggggg he's so cute
Also I have no idea what pizzle is referring to
Also also my miniature schnauzer once killed a mouse and tore its heart out and left the heart on my bed. Gross. 9/6/2013 5:10:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Piss. He was taking a piss. 9/6/2013 5:43:08 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
what in the hell did you people think pizzle meant? 9/6/2013 5:50:54 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
fah shizzle my pizzle 9/6/2013 5:50:56 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE I believe your dog and one of my dogs are bros, my bro.
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EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^ almost certainly 9/6/2013 6:08:03 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
bros from different hoes 9/6/2013 6:09:31 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
BOTH MURDERERS 9/6/2013 6:18:46 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pizzle 9/6/2013 6:22:50 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
well i used context clues to infer that he meant piss, rather than sprung up abruptly from his penis. 9/6/2013 6:32:27 PM |
HaLo All American 14240 Posts user info edit post |
Wait. Your dog was pizzling in your apartment?? 9/6/2013 6:32:54 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
LOL, I wish. My dog is scared of bugs, I can't imagine what his bitch ass would do if he saw a rat.9/6/2013 6:41:21 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
A whip made from a bull's penis. 9/6/2013 7:19:01 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25420 Posts user info edit post |
I read the thread title 3 times before I realized your dog wasn't having pizza for breakfast. 9/6/2013 9:00:26 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
I thought it was a pillow. 9/6/2013 11:30:09 PM |