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Charger RT on 95 RIP. Guy pulls up next to the G8 with his woman and decides to gun it. He gets the jump by 2 cars. I calmy throw it in sport mode and put two buses on him. Pulled him to 120 and shut it down.

11/25/2013 11:08:52 AM

smoothcrim
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this aint hpj. how old are you?

11/25/2013 11:46:21 AM

richthofen
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Killed a man Honda in Reno just to watch him die.

11/25/2013 12:00:50 PM

sumfoo1
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Throw it down in sport mode makes me lol.

Used to be drop down a gear or two now it's push fast button.

11/25/2013 12:12:31 PM

Dr Pepper
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step on up.....

11/25/2013 12:21:52 PM

dtownral
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is this high school?

11/25/2013 2:36:33 PM

Dr Pepper
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hey

hey

hey


This is the garage, let the man have some glory.



Then lets rag him till he's butthurt

11/25/2013 3:58:11 PM

dtownral
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if he gets off-campus lunch I'll totally race him to Bojangles!

11/25/2013 4:03:11 PM

arghx
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Raced for dome

slapped the fuck out of that slap shifter

received fellatio.

11/25/2013 6:16:30 PM

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I once hit a cat at like 25mph. It left a blood streak on the lower front valence, but I didn't see a body anywhere

11/27/2013 10:53:35 PM

sumfoo1
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I laughed... I cried... And there was suspense... Hiro just wrote a 1 line feature film.

11/28/2013 5:48:34 AM

0EPII1
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Carrera GT killed yesterday

12/1/2013 5:33:17 AM

BlackJesus
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12/1/2013 9:44:58 AM

Dr Pepper
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To fast, to furious?


To soon?

12/2/2013 7:16:41 AM

BlackJesus
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Sadly RIP G8

Leaving work today I spot a unicorn in the wild. White Audi R8 V8 5.2. I swerve in and out of traffic to get a better look at it. I pull up next to him, give him the thumbs up and a head nod. A mile later traffic clears out and I slow down to get beside him, look over at him and he gives me a nod, I slide it into kill mode and floor it.....he leaves me like I'm in park.


That car is so beautiful.

12/31/2013 7:12:09 PM

Dr Pepper
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^Come to Mooresville this spring/summer and you can have enjoy that same experience again.



Kachow!

1/3/2014 3:54:06 PM

sumfoo1
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+ smoke!

1/3/2014 3:58:14 PM

Dr Pepper
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It's like an automatic cape of darkness.

1/3/2014 3:58:52 PM

TKE-Teg
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Quote :
"Leaving work today I spot a unicorn in the wild. White Audi R8 V8 5.2."


They're not "that" rare.

1/3/2014 4:11:10 PM

0EPII1
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The V10s are quite rare, and even rarer is the mythical R8 GT.

1/3/2014 4:29:08 PM

sumfoo1
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Actually I've seem more v10s than v8s which I find weird (5/1is the score for unique v10 sightings to v8)

1/3/2014 9:31:23 PM

BlackJesus
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RIP Infinity G-35 S Coupe. I shouldn't have wasted my gas.

4/2/2014 7:32:53 AM

Dr Pepper
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OH BLACKJESUS CHRIST

come in here when you make a real accomplishment

4/2/2014 8:01:10 AM

BlackJesus
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I've been trying, no one wants to play on empty roads in mexico. Gotta go to a track

The other night I tried to tease a C6 into giving me a run, nope he was game until he heard exhaust and the mysterious G8 whistle. My car sounds like a turbo if you are beside it (CAI sucks air).

4/2/2014 6:43:52 PM

sumfoo1
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There is a c6 zo6 with chromed factory wheels that will run you... I have his plate number too but I won't post it.

4/2/2014 7:40:36 PM

tchenku
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a corolla XRS wanted some of the 240

there was only room for a big cloud of unburnt boost-threshold fuel

4/2/2014 8:57:18 PM

Dr Pepper
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^bwahahaha unburnt boost-threshold fuel.... honey, you haint seen nothin' yet.

my street competitions are very limited, as the situation tends to go "up in smoke" in a hurry.

...I absolutely love the situations where I'm traveling uphill, high rpms, converter unlocked, the boost needle is past 12 o clock and there's a slight haze coming from the exhaust - then ITS GO TIME.

4/3/2014 8:56:20 AM

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Back a month or so ago when I had the loaner Cayman S from the dealership I was trying to figure out how it's launch control works. So when I was at a traffic light on 54 in Cary I was revving the engine a lot (with my foot on the brake) trying to get it to engage. It didn't, b/c I didn't have the car in Sport+ mode. However, when the light turned green the Chrysler minivan next to me peeled a wheel and took off! Guess he thought I was trying to get him to race, lol. Passed him easily after short shifting into 2nd.

Killed!

4/3/2014 9:16:31 AM

tchenku
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"honey, you haint seen nothin' yet"


it does look similar to blowing a hole through the block though

4/3/2014 5:58:46 PM

y0willy0
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BlackJesus is making this thread fast, furious, and shitty.

4/3/2014 6:27:34 PM

underPSI
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"OH BLACKJESUS CHRIST

come in here when you make a real accomplishment"


why are you wanting to race a pontiac so bad?

i mean, really?

either one of us could put his car on a trailer, tow it to the track, and get better mpg than his car could by itself. then once at the track leave his car on the trailer which is still hooked to the truck and run a better e.t. than his car could by itself.

4/3/2014 8:49:22 PM

BlackJesus
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Ok

4/3/2014 9:21:58 PM

y0willy0
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lol, hes in the DOT thread talking about that god damn thing too.

did you spend your life savings or sell your girlfriend into slavery to acquire your PONTIAC?!

4/3/2014 9:42:19 PM

BlackJesus
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What do you drive? You are the only person itt that seems to have a problem with my car.

4/3/2014 9:48:35 PM

y0willy0
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i drive my weinermobile into your moms meatgarage

4/3/2014 9:51:44 PM

BlackJesus
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Lol exactly. Now back to more important issues. I ordered my dod delete kit today. Anyone know anything about the c5-r timing chain? Is it worth it to do that chain over the oem replacement?

4/3/2014 9:54:42 PM

y0willy0
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yes, you should spend as much money on it as possible because i want you to lose your shirt when you sell or trade it in.

4/3/2014 9:56:44 PM

BlackJesus
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Why would I trade it. I have a ls powered M5 knock off. The only sedan I'd even consider trading up for is a gxp m6. Don't hate on me because I love my car. Yea its a Pontiac, but everyone I encounters loves it.

4/3/2014 10:06:39 PM

y0willy0
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ive seen at least 4 other users today make fun of you too.

and its only because you obsess over this thing.

drop it and i might even tolerate the pseudonascarfan thing.

4/3/2014 10:19:22 PM

underPSI
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bringin' back the gayrage.

4/3/2014 10:21:04 PM

BlackJesus
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Dude Ok my Pontiac isn't nearly as impressive as your 2014 lambo. Now can ypu just disappear from a thread dedicated to street races, unless you can tell how you killed a prius in your lambo

4/3/2014 10:23:15 PM

1in10^9
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initiation is a bitch...

4/3/2014 10:24:43 PM

BlackJesus
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Yowilli is a bitch but that thread belongs in chit chat

4/3/2014 10:27:49 PM

smoothcrim
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"I have a ls powered M5 knock off."


lol, get off that bullshit.

4/3/2014 10:37:47 PM

BlackJesus
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Only tww has a Garage section where there is a 48 page thread dedicsted to drooling over rich peoples cars, and erupts when a guy post about his own car. With that said I'll spend my forum time elsewhere. Enjoy drooling over cars that cost more than your house. I'll be out enjoying my Pontiac.

4/3/2014 10:49:38 PM

1in10^9
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i've been here 14 years....as well many others in the garage. you were 9 years old at that time .... old geezers are making fun of you, just grow a thick skin you'll be good. be safe in the G8 take to the track man.

4/3/2014 11:03:53 PM

BlackJesus
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Anyone that is interested in anymore of my G8 kills, G8s, or wants to just troll people that love their Pontiacs come on over to http://www.g8board.com

My future kills will only be posted -->http://www.g8board.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=47

Thanks.

#JustAPontiac

4/4/2014 6:55:31 AM

Dr Pepper
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^^damn dude, [/thread]




BJ just getting the attention he deserves


also ^don't get butthurt, it took me about 3yrs to get some cred around here.

[Edited on April 4, 2014 at 6:57 AM. Reason : -]

4/4/2014 6:56:02 AM

y0willy0
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he will certainly earn cred around here directing us to g8board.com to look at his "kills"

dtownral sucks but hes right

"is this high school"

"throw it in sport mode"

lol.

4/4/2014 7:46:36 AM

Dr Pepper
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bah, let's just rib him into submission!

beats the norm flurry of M this and 9xx Porsche that....but that seems to have leveled out pretty decently as well.

4/4/2014 7:49:36 AM

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