I just can't do it. Jacuzziphobia

12/9/2013 8:58:39 PM

Shit, wrong site. Thought I was updating my Facebook profile

12/9/2013 9:02:11 PM

I can't because i'm not short

[Edited on December 9, 2013 at 9:02 PM. Reason : yep]

12/9/2013 9:02:12 PM

I work I'm a hotel cleaning the rooms. Yeah, we just pee in the tubs, cause pee is sterile

12/9/2013 9:05:50 PM

Quote :

"I'M A HOTEL"

12/9/2013 9:07:12 PM

As a general rule of thumb, I don't change the iPad autocorrect. It knows best....

12/9/2013 9:11:12 PM

I assume that by sleeping in a hotel bed, I've already come in to contact with the worst diseases present in the room. A bath can't do any more damage, so I might as well enjoy it.

12/9/2013 9:17:58 PM

the hotel room we stayed in on our wedding night had a freaking jacuzzi tub in the living area. we could soak and watch tv at the same time. awesome.

12/9/2013 9:19:36 PM

Your ass sits where people's toe jam has been.
No thank you.

Also, I'm too tall for most baths so it's a non issue for me most of the time.

12/9/2013 9:25:26 PM

This is a big ol' jacuzzi soaker tub which makes it even more tempting

12/9/2013 9:26:37 PM

Ah man, that is tempting...

...nope, still wouldn't do it.

12/9/2013 9:28:19 PM

what kind of males take baths and not showers?

~

12/9/2013 9:37:04 PM

Josh is shredding the Cowboys. I need to relax

12/9/2013 9:40:45 PM

If you've soaked in a Days Inn bathtub there's a good chance you can spot one of my skeet stains on the ceiling.

12/9/2013 9:47:18 PM