shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
this morning when I was renewing my license. I feel so weird. Will we die at anytime when driving? Is it a nice intention for this donation declaration? 1/21/2014 2:46:32 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i drink a fifth every night, and i have cataracts
^ yes, they assume that because of your ethnicity
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .] 1/21/2014 2:49:00 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
I'm surprised they asked, no one wants a donated chink eye 1/21/2014 2:50:02 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o
Prepare for a knock on the door.
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 2:52 PM. Reason : .] 1/21/2014 2:51:21 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
First you refuse to give a secret santa present (even though you signed up)
Now you won't give the DMV your eye.
You're a selfish person. 1/21/2014 2:51:53 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
organs from shoot make you a dumbass and his eyes make you a terrible driver.
i wonder if each organ comes with a masters degree? 1/21/2014 2:53:54 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
No sir. Not today. 1/21/2014 2:54:33 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Other than religious reasons I don't really understand why someone wouldn't be an organ donor. You aren't using that shit anymore and you could save a life. 1/21/2014 2:59:26 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
They can have mine, if they can ever find the body... 1/21/2014 3:00:42 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
CAUSE WHEN JESUS COMES BACK YOU DONT WANNA BE MISSING PARTS IN THE RESURRECTION GLORY BE TO THE WAY AND THE BLOOD
YEE HAWW 1/21/2014 3:01:25 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
But I feel intimidated. It's like they want me to die ASAP. 1/21/2014 3:03:07 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
I said no so they'd try harder to save me instead of giving up early to optimize the viability of my innards ಠ_ಠ 1/21/2014 3:06:31 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
They insisted because they've seen your driving record and know you will die asap.
Also you marked "asian." It's pretty much a fact your death will be automobile related.
OR BIRD FLU 1/21/2014 3:11:36 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
SHUT UP. You want me to suspend u?
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:15 PM. Reason : add] 1/21/2014 3:13:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
go ahead, and suspend him shoot
click 'User Info' under his name, then click 'session list'. the suspend button is under there
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:15 PM. Reason : jjj] 1/21/2014 3:14:05 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
The title should be changed to: DMV wanted my organs and eyes. 1/21/2014 3:20:21 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
asian eyes are squinty because of the pollution in their homeland 1/21/2014 3:21:28 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
y0willy0 I dont really get the religious reasons either honestly, but if that is their belief whatever. 1/21/2014 3:24:13 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
yeah its the same reason they dont want to be cremated.
they dont want to be resurrected as a cinder or dust cloud i suppose. 1/21/2014 3:25:07 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You don't know the resurrection of God?
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ^ Now the pollution has effected LA, LOL] 1/21/2014 3:29:20 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
shoot, i would pay 20 bucks just to hear you try and say the word "religion." 1/21/2014 3:31:04 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
I will say it for you for 2k. 1/21/2014 3:33:59 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5845 Posts user info edit post |
1/21/2014 3:50:07 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
I want some sushi now. 1/21/2014 3:57:00 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Should get suspended 1/21/2014 4:09:28 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Why? Because he offended you? 1/21/2014 4:18:49 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
B/c 99% of Asians don't drive like that. Total discrimination 1/21/2014 4:23:59 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
So you found his post offensive? 1/21/2014 4:25:29 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
^^actually, it's pretty well documented that 73% of asians DO drive like that. 1/21/2014 4:26:22 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5845 Posts user info edit post |
1/21/2014 4:27:23 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
That video is accurate.
Asians love to call out other people's driving while they are changing 5 lanes of traffic on a no-look 1/21/2014 4:31:28 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
That's not me, at least.
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 4:37 PM. Reason : No one wants to die.] 1/21/2014 4:36:58 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5845 Posts user info edit post |
better.
1/21/2014 4:39:55 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
1/21/2014 4:49:22 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
Asian driver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BGkOKVMUU 1/21/2014 6:20:49 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
Remember when you guys talk about Asian, it means a group of ppl more than 4B. The sample pool is too big.
[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 7:13 PM. Reason : grammar] 1/21/2014 7:06:44 PM |
GingaNinja All American 7177 Posts user info edit post |
I guess this funny meme belongs here?
1/30/2014 11:48:22 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
I chuckled. 1/31/2014 8:19:11 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43401 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " DMV wanted my organs and eyes" |
You know that your eyes are an organ, yes?1/31/2014 8:49:01 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Don't worry you can always sign up and renig claiming you didn't understand you piece of shit 1/31/2014 12:00:12 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
1/31/2014 12:23:52 PM |
Honkeyball All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
So, for the record, the medical staff treating you is intentionally separate from an organ transplantation team. Typically teams for each organ fly from individual, regional, transplant centers to the location of the donor, to retrieve them.
Wait times for organs, particularly for children can be very, very long. 2/2/2014 4:04:59 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that, no way....i've seen what happens to those bodies, they're horribly cut up by med students. 2/3/2014 6:30:04 PM |