lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Aenimei and Manhwa on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Maple Story, Persona series) I train with my Katakana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
plz no copy-pasterino duderino frapuccino ronaldinho 3/1/2014 9:42:11 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus Christ. 3/1/2014 9:44:14 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
I feel as if i should cyber bully you. 3/1/2014 9:46:18 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 9:52 PM. Reason : rofl gweilo
3/1/2014 9:49:01 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
And I thought you were gonna say you are gay 3/1/2014 9:49:28 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
so, you're a faggot. we already knew that. also, I am compelled to call you a weeaboo even though I'm not entirely sure what that is. 3/1/2014 9:49:59 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
CDs?
CRT TV?
What year was this pic taken? 3/1/2014 9:56:44 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
^^^I'm actually bi and have been open about that for more than 3 years.
^^My OP is actually a bit of copypastry, slightly altered from its original form; I'm no wapanese here. (BTW "weeaboo" was coined in a Perry Bible Fellowship comic as some strange word that, when said, would lead others to take turns paddling you; then about 7 years ago 4chan decided to wordfilter "wapanese" to "weeaboo" and its current meaning took hold.)
[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 9:57 PM. Reason : ^all you need to know: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ken-sama 3/1/2014 9:56:50 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
that guy is miles less weird than you 3/1/2014 9:59:45 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
of course there's still the occasional hanja but still
[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 10:36 PM. Reason : With epenthesis, my name in Hangeul is 릐스 젬스
3/1/2014 10:29:18 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Wait... that's actually lewisje in that picture?
I'll be honest, I've always pictured lewisje looking like Dean Pelton on Community.
[Edited on March 1, 2014 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]
3/1/2014 10:36:44 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
no, but I think this is him
3/1/2014 10:38:44 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
^that guy is much cooler than I am 3/1/2014 10:57:11 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
this is cyber bullying. You are a piece of shit. 3/1/2014 11:22:51 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
You guys obviously lived together at some point; did Lewis ever stick it in? 3/1/2014 11:24:37 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
no. 3/1/2014 11:26:16 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
and we've never lived together 3/1/2014 11:38:10 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
you act like siblings that have had sex 3/1/2014 11:39:51 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
She's from Ohio, and I grew up in Indiana, but that sounds like a Kentucky thing.
however she is BFFs with one of my IRL siblings~ 3/1/2014 11:47:25 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
the plot thickens; i now see opportunity. 3/1/2014 11:50:32 PM |
Novicane All American 15413 Posts user info edit post |
3/2/2014 12:17:07 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I opened this thread and was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't one of those stupid comics
Then I scrolled down 3/2/2014 10:15:45 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
please stop, lewisje
though I hate your comics as much as anyone, I admired the way you maintained a dignified silence against all criticism
but this shit is the worst kind of trolling...it's trolling that invites not argument, but ridicule. you're deliberately being a douche, and that is a disgusting thing to do. please stop.] 3/2/2014 10:18:42 AM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
Cool 3/2/2014 12:09:54 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Seoul" |
Wat?3/2/2014 12:16:06 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I train with my Katakana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times" |
A thousand times [no].3/2/2014 12:27:33 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
3/2/2014 12:45:12 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
When I read the first post I thought, "lewisje is a lot more normal than I thought." but then I read more and found out it wasn't true. 3/2/2014 1:04:55 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
^^^,^^^^memetic mutation lol, the original had "Tokyo" instead of "Seoul" and "Katana" instead of "Katakana" 3/2/2014 7:43:30 PM |