BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
thought it fell off something I had earlier
mid-eat, I think "self, we haven't had anything with rice in like a month"
it wasn't rice
oh god why 6/12/2014 11:02:45 AM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
albino mouse poop? 6/12/2014 11:05:02 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
i don't know
i don't want to know 6/12/2014 11:12:57 AM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
iop1 6/12/2014 11:38:23 AM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
Can we jump back to when you thought it was rice? Even if it was rice, why would you eat it off the counter? 6/12/2014 11:44:10 AM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
because people are starving in africa 6/12/2014 11:46:58 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
it was mouse snot
also "we"?? BIGMAN GOT A WOMAN?!
[Edited on June 12, 2014 at 12:02 PM. Reason : F] 6/12/2014 12:01:32 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Probably just a larva that got squished between your molars and left little pieces stuck in there that you can't get out no matter what. 6/12/2014 12:05:14 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
asbestos 6/12/2014 12:51:23 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
RLice
6/12/2014 1:42:31 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Lice egg 6/12/2014 2:25:18 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
dead termite larve 6/12/2014 2:34:36 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
herpes scab genital crab egg lead paint chip dried jizz (surprised this wasn't taken yet) 6/12/2014 2:41:49 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
maggot
bigman ate a maggot 6/12/2014 2:43:25 PM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
How did it taste, Michael? 6/12/2014 4:24:25 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
my eyes all yellowed and my skin cracking what happening to me? 6/12/2014 4:25:26 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
Jaundice. You have a month, maybe two. Make peace with your god.
[Edited on June 12, 2014 at 6:39 PM. Reason : or you're getting really cool super powers....never know] 6/12/2014 6:38:37 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
clipped fingernail 6/12/2014 7:44:34 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
6/12/2014 9:51:11 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I rub all unidentified white substances on my gums.
Like a TV detective...who's eternally hopeful that the drug fairy has visited my kitchen counter. 6/12/2014 10:00:57 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Looks like BigMan's philosophy is quite similar
6/13/2014 12:33:16 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno that dog looks pretty wise 6/13/2014 5:42:45 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
That dog is brilliant...ly bad at making life choices. 6/13/2014 5:55:24 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like the first verse of this song: http://rock.rapgenius.com/The-offspring-dont-pick-it-up-lyrics 6/14/2014 4:13:56 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
^^I dunno that dog looks pretty wise 6/14/2014 7:20:34 PM |