No Country for Old Men
2001 A space oddysey

6/20/2014 12:29:14 PM

Melancholia

[Edited on June 20, 2014 at 12:38 PM. Reason : asda]

6/20/2014 12:37:51 PM

I've heard Magnolia tossed into this discussion before. I vote In the Midnight Garden of Good and Evil (from what I remember at least. Turned that shit off 30 min in).

6/20/2014 12:49:49 PM

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
American Hustle
The Notebook

6/20/2014 12:54:52 PM

Meet Joe Black

Only movie I've ever walked out of (don't really know why I was there in the first place)

6/20/2014 12:57:09 PM

The Master... goddamn this movie was boring.

(Haha I've liked every movie listed so far except Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

6/20/2014 12:58:46 PM

The Good Shepherd

6/20/2014 1:02:41 PM

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

6/20/2014 1:08:52 PM

300
Terminator Salvation

6/20/2014 1:14:05 PM

THere will be blood

6/20/2014 1:20:30 PM

no way.

6/20/2014 1:23:15 PM

so far like half of this thread could be renamed "Intoleribly good movies"

6/20/2014 1:30:31 PM

seconding There Will Be Blood

6/20/2014 2:12:27 PM

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"Haha I've liked every movie listed so far except Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil."

That's because it is super bad. I'm claiming victory in this thread even though I saw this movie almost 20 years ago, I still list it as one of my least favorites ever. To be honest, I don't even remember why it was so terrible other than it being dreadfully boring...but I still bring it up in every such conversation. It's on Amazon Instant now so feel free to try it yourself.

Mr. Wrong also gets a nod from my hatred department, though it was not boring, just bad.

To contribut emore:

/spoof MyMom The Fountain

[Edited on June 20, 2014 at 2:50 PM. Reason : some movies are paced very slow, but are still great (see: The Fountain). i don't hate on them.]

6/20/2014 2:50:20 PM

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"so far like half of this thread could be renamed "Intoleribly good movies""

6/20/2014 2:56:17 PM

Tree of Life

6/20/2014 3:20:45 PM

ADD must suck. Great movies listed here.

However, Melancholia was just intolerable in every way. It might be my most hated movie OF ALL TIME. Kirsten Dunst is poison to me.

6/20/2014 3:28:19 PM

Kirsten Dunst is hot. you are a moron.

6/20/2014 3:32:18 PM

Every Wes Anderson movie.

6/20/2014 7:40:06 PM

nightmare on elm street sucked. (gnsp)

6/20/2014 8:56:36 PM

The Master

6/20/2014 11:37:09 PM

Apocalypse Now

6/20/2014 11:39:14 PM

I find 90% of the movies I see to be intolerably boring..this is why I hardly ever see movies in the theater anymore

to be honest, I found The Dark Knight and Anchorman 2 to be horribly boring

I'm sure there were worse ones, but I can't recall any of the top of my head.

6/20/2014 11:55:56 PM

provide an example of one of your non-boring movie(s)?

6/21/2014 12:11:16 AM

mostly great movies listed here... but Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ranks up there as one of the worst movies I've ever watched 45 minutes of

6/21/2014 4:12:03 AM

The matrix

6/21/2014 6:47:14 AM

I'm going to assume everyone posting on this thread lives in a mountain dew commercial.

6/21/2014 8:46:55 AM

anything with this Mofo writing or directing:
Terrence Malick
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000517/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

I saw "the New World" in theaters and the 20% of the audience left before the end. At one point the theater erupted in a collective *guffaw* at the ridiculous plot

I watched "Tree of Life" after seeing dinosaurs and cool shit in the trailer. It ended up being Brad Pitt being a dysfunctional dad developing into a dysfunctional dad.

Then "Thin Red Line" after hearing it was top 10 war movie or some crap. Watch if you like seeing tall grass bending to the breeze set to pastoral music

6/21/2014 10:11:27 AM

It seems Malick is the easiest to pick on since his movies have the least amount of dialogue. If you like gorgeous and sometimes groundbreaking cinematography then you will like his movies. Days of Heaven is considered a classic. I'll admit The New World didn't quite grab me.

It's worth watching the Thin Red Line alone to see Woody Harrelson blow himself up and the hilarious underuse of every famous actor ever.

6/21/2014 10:33:57 AM

Ive only walked out of 1 movie Ive paid for, National Security with Martin Lawrence.

Got through about 20 minutes of Cloud Atlas before shutting it off.

Same with Lone Ranger (the new with Johnny Depp).

Gravity. Made it all the way through somehow.

American Hustle was pretty boring, got to a part and thought it was near the end, checked how much time was left and it was only halfway done, was tempted to turn it off but made it through.

6/21/2014 10:36:45 AM

haha A is the only dumbass who said No Country for Old Men

6/21/2014 10:42:18 AM

Came in here to post Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

6/21/2014 11:35:09 AM

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"If you like gorgeous and sometimes groundbreaking cinematography then you will like his movies."

I'd like to know what was groundbreaking about the cinematography in Tree of Life. All that shit about the creation of the Earth didn't look much better than a Discovery channel special IMO.

6/21/2014 11:42:16 AM

A Serious Man

I can't believe I finished the whole thing.

[Edited on June 21, 2014 at 1:24 PM. Reason : ]

6/21/2014 1:23:52 PM

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"provide an example of one of your non-boring movie(s)?"

the Godfather I or II, Casino, Goodfellas
The Shawshank Redemption
Hot Tub Time Machine
District 9

I feel about movies the way some people feel about books: I can only enjoy a precious few of them. I basically just suck at movies. It's as if I had erectile dysfunction, and could only get a hard-on for supermodels and certain other sporadically-occurring women.

6/21/2014 1:49:48 PM

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"No Country for Old Men "

Thats a troll right? That is one of the most tense movies I've ever seen.

6/21/2014 9:37:57 PM

All romantic comedies... All of them


And sisterhood of the traveling pants... Whatever that is

6/21/2014 9:42:22 PM

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"mostly great movies listed here... but Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ranks up there as one of the worst movies I've ever watched 45 minutes of"

Oh God, totally agree. On top of being most boring movie ever made it made absolutely zero sense. I had no idea wtf was going on the whole movie.

6/22/2014 2:29:25 AM

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"seconding There Will Be Blood"

I could see how folks might find this movie boring, but I felt intrigued enough to keep watching. And I've watched it several times afterwards as well.

6/22/2014 10:39:21 AM

"There Will Be Blood" bored the living shit out of me, and I like Daniel Day Lewis.

6/22/2014 12:31:18 PM

I, too, was not a fan of there will be blood

6/22/2014 1:42:25 PM

Questionable movie tastes ITT.

Though I'll throw Alexander into the mix. Only movie I've ever walked out on.

6/22/2014 2:00:19 PM

don't get me wrong, There Will Be Blood had some fantastic acting

still boring though

6/22/2014 2:39:38 PM

tinker tailor soldier spy
enter the void
annie hall
the postman
chariots of fire
the deerhunter

[Edited on June 22, 2014 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

6/22/2014 3:19:09 PM

LOL, I can't believe cyrion actually watched Mr. Wrong.



I recently watched How Do You Know on FX or E! There's a reason you've never heard of it. It's unsettlingly bad. And it only cost 120 million dollars.

But I'm with JeffreyBSG in that a lot of movies are boring to me.

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"rwoody: Thats a troll right? That is one of the most tense movies I've ever seen."

Seriously!

6/22/2014 8:36:01 PM

Les Miserable. The musical. Fuck that movie.

6/22/2014 9:19:46 PM

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

6/22/2014 10:02:31 PM

dbl post

[Edited on June 22, 2014 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2014 10:02:31 PM

Oh I vaguely remember praying something would go wrong with the tape when watching the David Bowie movie the labyrinth.... Blah... Also it worded me out..... And so so boring

[Edited on June 24, 2014 at 11:08 PM. Reason : ^i don't want to know someone who cannot enjoy fear and loathing]

6/24/2014 11:07:20 PM

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

8/6/2014 2:35:16 PM