EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
And yourself 5 years ago gets to read it.
What does your tweet say? 7/1/2014 7:43:44 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
YOU CAN BE IN GRAD SCHOOL IN 5 YEARS IF YOU DON'T SPEND THAT MONEY ON WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO
[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 7:44 PM. Reason : ] 7/1/2014 7:44:31 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
will uploaded pictures travel with the tweet? 7/1/2014 7:52:12 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Does it have to be a tweet. I wasn't registered 5 years ago 7/1/2014 7:53:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Assume you were registered. Trying to keep it short and sweet. 7/1/2014 7:59:57 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148227 Posts user info edit post |
Is it a tweet or a direct message? If it was a DM, I'd probably create a website with a big list of sporting results over the last 5 years and send the link. But if it had to be a tweet, I guess I could do that but I'd have to send myself the password to the server so I could save the webpage and then take it offline. But I don't have many followers so the likelihood of someone accessing that webpage before I could take it down would be pretty low.
But the page wouldn't exist back then so nevermind
[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 8:03 PM. Reason : Pwnt] 7/1/2014 8:01:08 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
"delete your twitter account" 7/1/2014 8:02:54 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
gray's sports almanac (as much that can fit into a twitters) 7/1/2014 8:03:36 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'd do the sports thing too. But not for gambling. Just to impress everyone in Sports Talk. 7/1/2014 8:04:59 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
"invest heavily in bitcoin, sell when it goes above $1000" 7/1/2014 8:08:59 PM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "pball#s7109 9 32 38 52 53 15 7409 4 9 22 41 44 14 7809 19 42 50 53 56 39 71109 1 4 20 39 42 2 71509 26 50 51 52 57 37 71809 4 21 26 28 47 37" |
7/1/2014 8:09:41 PM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
ABU DHABI MY BROTHA! 7/1/2014 8:11:29 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
"Macho Man. Fatal car crash. 5/20/11 morning. save him " 7/1/2014 8:14:07 PM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
^ no location... fantastic. 7/1/2014 8:17:41 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
Don't date that one bitch...you know, that one bitch 7/1/2014 9:11:48 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
don't bother buying that lifetime premie on tww. it'll die soon. 7/1/2014 9:21:59 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Definitely buy the chicken suit. 7/1/2014 9:37:27 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
TreeTwista10 isn't black. 7/1/2014 10:38:36 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
powerball numbers, suberbowl winners/scores, and maybe some stock tickers 7/2/2014 11:11:00 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
That's a lot of info. for a tweet... 7/2/2014 11:23:11 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
her, stay away from her. #craycray #99problems 7/2/2014 11:26:07 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Break up with your boyfriend to date the guy you actually like because he likes you too.Dont play in the snow this winter, dislocations suck 7/2/2014 11:33:05 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
definitely powerball numbers.
i wouldn't say which dates they win though, to keep it suspenseful for my past self. also so i could fit more numbers. 7/2/2014 11:53:52 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Interesting. Most of these are for either financial gain, or to avoid a relationship pitfall. :-) 7/2/2014 12:09:03 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
the only worthwhile answer here is powerball #'s.
avoiding relationship pitfall vs. winning 200 million buckazoids? hmm yeah i think i'll take the latter 7/2/2014 12:12:10 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^obviously, but it's less interesting for the thread. 7/2/2014 12:13:43 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62424 Posts user info edit post |
Osama is in a house in X location in Pakistan, get that money, and be a national hero (after the NSA probes your ass to find how you knew)
X - a fictional tweet does not merit the effort actually look up the location 7/2/2014 12:14:54 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Would anyone want to say goodbye to a friend or relative before they passed?
Career advice for anyone ? 7/2/2014 12:16:29 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I should probably tell my brother that his best friend will die on his couch on march 30th, 2012. :-/ 7/2/2014 12:19:03 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
That is very unselfish of you, bmel 7/2/2014 12:22:36 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Most things tend to work themselves out one way or another. It might not be the easiest path, but money and relationships will figure themselves out if you work hard enough at it. However, death is absolute. 7/2/2014 12:27:07 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
...and inevitable 7/2/2014 12:30:10 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
but possibly postponed. If they had gone to the doctor, found the cancer earlier, not driven down that street, etc. 7/2/2014 12:32:54 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
True. I was just being melodramatic. 7/2/2014 12:35:13 PM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
^^i'm really interested in this story, now bmel
also Quote : | "avoiding relationship pitfall vs. winning 200 million buckazoids? hmm yeah i think i'll take the latter" |
not me. i'd rather be broke and happy than wealthy yet giving a few years of my short life to someone who isn't right for me.7/2/2014 12:39:51 PM |
Bobby Light All American 2650 Posts user info edit post |
"LOST - they're all dead. LOLUDUMBFUCK...." 7/2/2014 12:45:35 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Enjoy your parents while you have them.
Also rent your fist apt after school don't buy a condo.
[Edited on July 2, 2014 at 12:52 PM. Reason : .] 7/2/2014 12:51:02 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Not really much of a story. He was hanging out at my brother's house on a Friday night like usual. They drank a little, smoked some weed, and sat around and talked. Everything seemed normal when my brother went to bed. Brother woke up the next day to find him dead on his couch. Called 911 and did chest compressions until an ambulance got there, but it was wayyyy too late. Autopsy showed it was related to his heart. He hadn't been to the doctor in years because he didn't have health insurance. 7/2/2014 12:54:15 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
you will be happier after your wife moves out 7/2/2014 12:55:22 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
There's nothing i really would tell myself 5 years ago... maybe 10 years ago. 7/2/2014 1:07:29 PM |
LastInACC All American 1843 Posts user info edit post |
"Stop fucking around and graduate. You'll regret it! #loans#badbitches" 7/2/2014 1:12:38 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
"don't plan on getting any raises in the next 5 years" 7/2/2014 1:39:47 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
"u dnt end up w som1 whose name starts w M. XLVI & XLVIII 1st score safety bet all. 2011 cardinals win WS bet all. no mmo > wow. quit tww" 7/2/2014 1:42:23 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5844 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Don't date that one bitch...you know, that one bitch" |
7/2/2014 2:09:26 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
"once a waitress, probably always a waitress" 7/2/2014 2:23:19 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
I said powerball + superbowl and/or stocks because if you hit powerball more than once, you'll probably get brought up on fraud or something. So hit the powerball and then bet it on sports or whatever and/or stocks to grow that money. You'd probably reach some sort of national celebrity if you bet your entire 200+ million on the superbowl and won, too. 7/2/2014 2:25:50 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
The economy will collapse in fall of 2008. Hoard cash. 7/2/2014 2:27:20 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i'm sure there are more important things i would tweet myself if i sat and thought about it. 5 years isn't far enough back to give myself any advice in college, so it would probably be something to help make me a sizable amount of cash. 7/2/2014 2:27:25 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i couldn't think of anything to help friends in the last 5 years. so it was just money and my happiness. 7/2/2014 2:36:22 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
powerball numbers and remaining characters will include stocks to then invest said winnings into and when to sell. 7/2/2014 2:45:52 PM |