EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Stage: I got home from work earlier this afternoon, went outside for a run, came back home, and then went to the gym in my apartment tower. After the gym, I am sweating as I walk up to the elevators on the terrace level, and I join a gentleman (Guy)already waiting on the elevator car to come. Upon arrival of the elevator car, the doors spring open, prompting Guy and I to enter. We do, and join a PizzaHut delivery woman (Lady) who was already in the car. The small talk commences as the doors shut...
Guy: What floor? EMCE: 9 Please Lady: Good workout? EMCE: Oh Yeah.... Did you guys have a nice holiday? Guy: Yeah. It was great. Lady: The weather was perfect too! EMCE: Nice. You know... It's so hot outside now... I knew that we... Lady: BOILING! So damn hot out there. EMCE...I knew that we were going to have to pay for the nice weather during the holiday weekend in one way or another. Guy: eh eh eh, yep Lady: Haha, yeah. You should try delivering pizzas out there in a car with no air conditioning all day long! EMCE: No way man... I'll leave that to the pros. I don't think I could stand it. Lady: haha, no please. Take it. Guy: eh eh eh, yep. Lady: ...ugh, lost my job a while back, and my unemployment ran out too. I had to get a job running pizzas cause there was nothing else out there :-| EMCE: Oh wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry to hear that! It's so rough out there. Lady: Yeah. EMCE: I really do hope that you can find something soon.... Take care of yourself Lady: Thanks. Yeah, you do the same.
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I imagine this is the effect I have on TWW as well. Able to bring the mood from jovial to depressing in about 15 seconds. Fuck, man. 7/7/2014 6:32:58 PM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
was she hot as fuck? hi-o 7/7/2014 6:47:59 PM |
Kickstand All American 11538 Posts user info edit post |
Why don't you own a house? 7/7/2014 6:52:18 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Not in my opinion
Actually, I thought she was a chubby little dude at first.
^^ I cannot afford a house in DC in a location I would like to live in. Soon, though.
[Edited on July 7, 2014 at 6:54 PM. Reason : J] 7/7/2014 6:52:52 PM |
Kickstand All American 11538 Posts user info edit post |
that's cool, b 7/7/2014 7:14:51 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
No. No it is not. 7/7/2014 7:27:57 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
this story would have been better if you bwned the pizza chick. 7/7/2014 7:30:40 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
DNL pizza pic 7/7/2014 7:37:33 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I used to be in the habit of trying to sympathize with store clerks like, "You have a good one, too! Hope you get off soon! "
Every so often, they'd inform me they were getting off soon and heading to their second or third job.
And my lazy ass would just be standing there in my pajamas with a bag of beer and cigarettes... 7/7/2014 8:01:29 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
That sounds delicious, actually.7/7/2014 8:12:58 PM |