You are not your profile.
You are not your photo gallery.
You are not your fucking post count.

How much can someone know about themself if they never played NFL Survivor?

Listen up maggots, its that time again.


Do I really need to spell out the rules again?
I am sure someone on here is bound to fuck it up if I dont, so here goes:

Each week, you pick a team to win, if that team wins, you survive and play again the next week
If that team loses, you die, and thats pretty much it, but in death, you have a name.
The last man (or woman) standing wins.


pretty simple huh? lets make it complicated


TIME
Picks must be made by noon TWW server time on date of the game in question.

BYE
Everyone starts the game with 2 byes, you can use these to skip a week.

BULLSHIT RULE
If your team loses by 7 or less points, and there is a bullshit call to blame, you lose all byes, but continue to the next week. You must have at least one bye to call bullshit. And it helps if you can prove the bullshit.

SAME TEAM
You cannot pick the same team in back to back weeks, but there is no limit to how many times you can pick the same team otherwise.

Thats pretty much it.

Round 1: Preseason week 3

If you get it right, you get another bye.
If you get it wrong, then you just suck.(but you are still in the game)

Thurs, Aug 21, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia 7:30 PM

Fri, Aug 22, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Carolina at New England 7:30 PM
NY Giants at NY Jets 7:30 PM
Jacksonville at Detroit 7:30 PM
Oakland at Green Bay 8:00 PM
Chicago at Seattle 10:00 PM

Sat, Aug 23, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Tampa Bay at Buffalo 4:30 PM
Dallas at Miami 7:00 PM
Tennessee at Atlanta 7:00 PM
Washington at Baltimore 7:30 PM
New Orleans at Indianapolis 8:00 PM
St. Louis at Cleveland 8:00 PM
Minnesota at Kansas City 8:00 PM
Houston at Denver 9:00 PM


Sun, Aug 24, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
San Diego at San Francisco 4:00 PM
Cincinnati at Arizona 8:00 PM

8/19/2014 10:15:24 PM

Green Bay Shitpackers

8/19/2014 10:27:10 PM

pats

8/19/2014 10:55:17 PM

philly

8/19/2014 10:59:41 PM

Green Bay Asspackers

8/19/2014 11:02:20 PM

Denver

8/20/2014 12:43:35 AM

Green Bay

8/20/2014 12:44:52 AM

Denver

Also byes are stupid make a pick every week and dont be a pansy.

8/20/2014 9:59:36 AM

Falcons

8/20/2014 1:40:14 PM

green bay

8/20/2014 1:42:22 PM

philly

8/20/2014 2:43:55 PM

Denver

8/20/2014 2:58:27 PM

Rams.

Just pencil me in for whoever is playing the Browns each week.

8/20/2014 3:09:34 PM

Broncos

8/20/2014 3:33:49 PM

DETROITTTT

8/20/2014 3:47:46 PM

Seahawks

8/20/2014 4:06:01 PM

Denver

8/20/2014 5:22:20 PM

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets..


I figured I should get my pick of them in since I will likely avoid them like the plague in the regular season

8/20/2014 6:12:36 PM

Detroit Lions please.

8/20/2014 6:19:46 PM

Giants

8/21/2014 2:10:39 AM

Buffalo

8/21/2014 7:11:42 AM

Packers

8/21/2014 7:55:03 AM

Denver

8/21/2014 8:23:07 PM

Packers

8/21/2014 9:16:31 PM

green bay

8/21/2014 10:41:48 PM

Green Bay

8/21/2014 11:57:09 PM

Seahawks

8/22/2014 5:43:32 PM

Baltimore

8/22/2014 8:36:48 PM

We're off to a great start maggots

let us continue

3 byes:
Eleusis
scotieb24
Ndmetcal
dmspack
Bdmazur
justinh524
Førte
TreeTwista10
Tyler Durden
DonMega
Sweden
EZ2Score21
Jrb599
bubster5041
hey now
hgtran
Arhodes
Shrike

2 byes
Nuitari
ajgoff1286
mizzo
NCSUStinger
Doss2k (still bitter about last year I see)
dyne
DROD900
rflong
AndyMac

Round 2: Preseason Week 4 (win another bye)

Thurs, Aug 28, make your pick by 12PM TWW Server Time
Atlanta at Jacksonville 6:00 PM
Detroit at Buffalo 7:00 PM
Indianapolis at Cincinnati 7:00 PM
NY Jets at Philadelphia 7:00 PM
St. Louis at Miami 7:00 PM
Kansas City at Green Bay 7:00 PM
Carolina at Pittsburgh 7:30 PM
New England at NY Giants 7:30 PM
Washington at Tampa Bay 7:30 PM
Baltimore at New Orleans 8:00 PM
Chicago at Cleveland 8:00 PM
San Francisco at Houston 8:00 PM
Minnesota at Tennessee 8:00 PM
Denver at Dallas 8:00 PM
Arizona at San Diego 10:00 PM
Seattle at Oakland 10:00 PM



[Edited on August 25, 2014 at 12:28 AM. Reason : ]

8/25/2014 12:28:11 AM

Miami

8/25/2014 7:13:19 AM

shitsburgh

8/25/2014 7:37:06 AM

Seattle

8/25/2014 7:37:32 AM

San Diego

8/25/2014 7:48:17 AM

seattle

8/25/2014 12:10:19 PM

Da Bears

8/25/2014 12:44:22 PM

new orleans

8/25/2014 1:18:33 PM

Philly

8/25/2014 1:20:25 PM

Seattle

8/25/2014 1:46:17 PM

Miami

8/25/2014 2:15:17 PM

DENVER!

8/25/2014 8:30:47 PM

Seattle Russell Wilsons

8/25/2014 8:49:31 PM

falcons

8/26/2014 10:26:32 PM

Seattle

8/27/2014 4:16:43 AM

Eagles

8/27/2014 5:28:39 AM

Seattle Seahawks

8/27/2014 8:44:53 AM

Bears.

Quote :

"Just pencil me in for whoever is playing the Browns each week."

Josh Gordon 1 year suspension upheld lol

[Edited on August 27, 2014 at 12:45 PM. Reason : :]

8/27/2014 12:44:58 PM

pittsburgh

8/27/2014 1:52:31 PM

seattle

8/28/2014 1:38:48 AM

saints

8/28/2014 1:44:48 AM

Buffalo

8/28/2014 3:45:36 AM