EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I cant say much about this project, but I'm looking to hire someone interested in helping me program a criminal robot. 2/21/2015 6:50:25 PM |
Bobby Light All American 2650 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not a programmer, but I AM a criminal.
Can provide references upon request.
[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 6:57 PM. Reason : .] 2/21/2015 6:57:11 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I need to come up with an extra ~10k by the end of the year. Let's do it.
What sort of crimes do we want to focus on? 2/21/2015 7:44:57 PM |
confusi0n All American 5076 Posts user info edit post |
I'm in lets talk terms 2/21/2015 7:48:12 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
being black and in a tech field i feel like EMCE and maybe BJ are uniquely qualified for this endeavor 2/21/2015 7:55:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "What sort of crimes do we want to focus on?" |
Start small with strong arm robberies Build up to banks and casinos
Note: this may involve you becoming a super villain2/21/2015 8:23:11 PM |
Kickstand All American 11535 Posts user info edit post |
2/21/2015 8:36:01 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Note: this may involve you becoming a super villain" |
Look, I'm already in. You don't need to sweeten the deal further.
[Edited on February 21, 2015 at 8:56 PM. Reason : ]2/21/2015 8:56:47 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I'm in.
Given the right amount of money, I can turn you into Iron Man. 2/22/2015 7:18:32 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Super villain conglomerate 2/22/2015 8:50:06 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
I'm the dreaded “Business Sales guy" with an Internet startup that "just needs a technical guy". Could it get any worse? Yes - I also worked for random companies in sales positions and have failed with a few small business ideas.
...but please put down the weapons - I have some redeeming features!
I am currently in the position financially to work 40 plus hours a week on this latest venture(Portal 4D) which is a first in my life(27 years old for those who must know). The past two months I have built the first real concept working on market validation and segmentation, have been working with consultants and tech incubators to get to the point of having a minimum viable product.
I have been working for pre-seed round funding and one thing that was impressed on me was that I need a technical co-founder. I agree.
Portal 4d is not currently built other than some wire framing ideas.
I'm looking for someone who loves the Portal 4D concept, particularly if they have worked in a customer service environment or with large companies that can not provide adequate customer service. I'm not married to a particular development platform and will be open to all suggestions. The general concept is a virtual customer service employee who from our call center will provide our clients customers with trained assistance via video conferencing on a mobile phone or tablet. Joining full-time would be dependent on me getting further funding (unless you really want to start full-time now which I would prefer). I haven't really started pitching seriously yet, but off the back of a few industry connections I have some pretty good investor interest.
Equity etc to be discussed!
About me: in a former life I was a in the construction business, with a degree in Construction Technology. So while I can't do much with Java, I used to be pretty good at solving real world problems with out of the box solutions. My goal is to find a co-founder who believes what I believe and work together so that we can all succeed.
Comment if you like 2/22/2015 9:18:02 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
Do you know what robot is? EMCE 2/23/2015 11:33:33 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
WANT TO HUMP PROGRAMMER? 2/23/2015 7:06:15 PM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
BACK THE FUCK OFF, THIS IS MY THREAD NOW 2/23/2015 11:14:43 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
oh ken mad 2/23/2015 11:39:34 PM |