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ShawnaC123
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It bugs me that when he says "When I look around this room I see nothing but untapped potential" his nose doesn't grow, but it grows when he says "You have potential" to the individual people. So if the people didn't have potential, then his first statement was a lie. LOGIC FAIL.

Seriously I have needed to get this off my chest for like a year.

3/4/2015 8:14:11 PM

Kickstand
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I, too, have noticed the same flaw with this commercial.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MARKETING TEAM!!

3/4/2015 8:25:20 PM

stategrad100
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It's subliminal communism.
Individually we fail.
But only together, with all people working together in the room, in unison to create and achieve one unified vision, can we succeed.

Under the leadership of a talking pig, a creepy life-size Pinocchio, and a fascist gecko can we achieve that vision.


At least it's not the sinister dancing hamster commercial where it is taken that dancing hamsters, halo saving the world, and techno music would be enough to make a fat dumb American buy a car.


3/4/2015 8:28:55 PM

ShawnaC123
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Two replies? Fuck you TWW.

3/6/2015 9:52:28 PM

stategrad100
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I drew you a dancing hamster gif

Where's the love?

btw Shawna is a trailer park name

3/6/2015 9:54:02 PM

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^^My bad.

I stopped watching TV cause I didn't have time. I ain't one of them uppity mother fuckers who pretends to read big books and shit.

I just didn't have time to keep up with my favorite shows, and the Pinocchio bit never appeared in any of the sporting events that I was able to watch.


Still totally wanna do lesbian sex with you though. No question.

[Edited on March 6, 2015 at 9:56 PM. Reason : ^Fuck you. ]

3/6/2015 9:54:47 PM

stategrad100
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Bridget is a Downtown Abbey name.

3/6/2015 10:00:14 PM

BridgetSPK
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Bridget is an Irish name. I'm not Irish. But it apparently means big, strong, fat...from all the sources I've checked.

What's your name? What does it mean?

3/6/2015 10:02:01 PM

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maybe he's referring to the room itself

like DAMN we could have a nice reception here, or any other amazing activities

3/6/2015 10:04:44 PM

bronco
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He's 1 in 100

Give or take an order of magnitude or twelve

3/6/2015 10:07:14 PM

MiGZ
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Someone in the room had potential, just not any of the individuals he pointed at.

/thread

3/6/2015 10:23:25 PM

stategrad100
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^ I think that was designed to be insulting, but no matter how I try to interpret it.....it simply means...I had potential???

Compliment received.

Any further equivocation would simply be backtracking, i.e., "No what I actually meant was that you're retarded and you have no potential, etc. etc..."

Ok buddy except that's not what you just said.

[Edited on March 7, 2015 at 2:40 AM. Reason : and you're also saying that other people had less? Actually just a major insult to other poasters...]

3/7/2015 2:34:11 AM

ShawnaC123
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^^He said he sees NOTHING but untapped potential. If the individual people had no potential, then that statement was a lie.


I love you bridgetspk, k? I'm not good at hetero sex though so I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be good at lesbian sex.


Thanks for the gif drawing stategrad but I really hate Kias.

3/7/2015 4:57:50 PM

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untapped potential could mean he saw a bunch of electrical outlets with nothing connected to them.

3/7/2015 5:08:05 PM

BridgetSPK
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I'm bad at sex, too! But we could watch tutorial videos and practice a lot until we were like #1 straight lesbian lovers of all time!

3/7/2015 5:31:04 PM

ShawnaC123
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Sign me up for that. ^

3/7/2015 8:24:56 PM

ShawnaC123
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They resurrected this one

12/20/2019 7:24:48 PM

justinh524
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OMG hi Shawna

12/20/2019 7:38:28 PM

StTexan
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Quote :
" Someone in the room had potential, just not any of the individuals he pointed at."

12/20/2019 7:42:18 PM

ShawnaC123
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Quote :
"He said he sees NOTHING but untapped potential. If the individual people had no potential, then that statement was a lie.
"



omg hi Justin

12/20/2019 7:56:26 PM

BettrOffDead
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and there's a cancel button, in case you dont want toast

12/20/2019 9:03:27 PM

ShawnaC123
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^ <3


I have a note on my phone that I typed that into so if I ever randomly go into notes it makes me laugh. I can't find that commercial on youtube to watch though, sadly.

12/20/2019 10:23:45 PM

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