stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Beethoven, it's been a while since I've made a thread, but I noted that you are a fully licensed attorney in the state of North Carolina.
I was wondering if you could advise me on something, as I have reasonably believed that I have retained your services (and we have an attorney client relationship as a result of this thread), what outcomes can you promise me in court? 4/1/2015 6:19:07 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
No. 4/1/2015 6:40:37 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
how about me 4/1/2015 6:43:21 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
The only general advice I will give in this thread is twofold. Neither of which constitutes an attorney/client relationship.
1) Do not post about your legal issues on the internet. 2) Do not take advice from an internet attorney. 4/1/2015 6:45:49 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
But feel free to ask about my music and descent into deafness. Or basketball. Or my baby girls. 4/1/2015 6:46:34 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
She had to clarify that it was not creating an attorney-client relationship because I think she only does doc review
[Edited on April 1, 2015 at 6:53 PM. Reason : ] 4/1/2015 6:46:54 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
i was fucking around, i'm legit. it's been almost a decade since i've been arrested. 4/1/2015 6:48:23 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Let's start talking about ISIS in this thread. I know that's how Beethoven would want it. 4/1/2015 7:02:49 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
Your thread, your rules. 4/1/2015 7:05:56 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Beethoven why do you support Isis and Basketball
Do you really think it would be the best thing for America? 4/1/2015 8:22:32 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
Well, Isis is the Egyptian goddess that is a beacon for breastfeeding, so why not support that? Don't you want healthy babies?
And who, in their right minds, on an NCSU message board, does not like basketball?? 4/2/2015 10:18:20 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I don't like basketball 4/2/2015 10:28:26 AM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
My husband doesn't either. It's crazy talk to me! But to each his own. 4/2/2015 10:52:39 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
I like NC State basketball. Outside of that I don't really follow or watch any. 4/2/2015 10:53:23 AM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
I don't always seek legal advice, but when I do, I go to TGD 4/2/2015 11:41:46 AM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
^That's sad. We even had a class together at NCSU. Which, if I remember correctly, you hated. 4/2/2015 11:49:10 AM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
I think we figured out why Beethoven chose her name.
It's obviously homage to the legal twists & turns in the complex and well-directed classic Beethoven's 2nd
Quote : | "Beethoven meets Missy, a female St. Bernard whose owners are attempting to settle a divorce. Regina, who is seeking $50,000 in the settlement, has retained full custody of Missy, planning to transfer her to Brillo, her soon-to-be ex-husband, once the divorce is finalized." |
4/2/2015 5:51:16 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
Why don't I have any friends? 4/2/2015 6:31:40 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Beethoven why do you bill for and provide legal advice on the Internet? 4/9/2015 12:45:57 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
If I bang a hooker without paying her, would that be considered theft or rape? 4/11/2015 2:16:13 PM |