BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
???? 4/14/2015 10:12:28 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
squeeze it out like toothpaste 4/14/2015 10:17:31 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
This is serious. I just stood in the rain for 5 mins. The dog pissed, and ran in the house 4/14/2015 10:27:04 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Scare the poop out of it 4/14/2015 10:27:15 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Shock collar?
Maybe I can zap it out of her.
http://www.amazon.com/Petrainer-Rechargeable-Waterproof-Training-Vibration/dp/B00LVUOYSW/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1429064912&sr=1-1&keywords=dog+shock+collar
And its waterproof.
[Edited on April 14, 2015 at 10:28 PM. Reason : ,] 4/14/2015 10:28:44 PM |
wolfpack2105 All American 12428 Posts user info edit post |
i too have this issue. Hate when it rains. Neither of my dogs want to stay out for more than a few seconds. And they never leave the patio 4/15/2015 1:45:44 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
Manual disimpaction. 4/15/2015 8:05:17 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
4/15/2015 8:13:47 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
4/15/2015 8:26:32 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43400 Posts user info edit post |
^hahaha
My dog hates the water and thus hates baths, pools and the ocean. But when it's raining he doesn't seem to give a fuck. Go figure. 4/15/2015 8:29:38 AM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
No need to make them poop, but you'll have to keep an eye on them while they're inside.
[Edited on April 15, 2015 at 8:32 AM. Reason : Natty] 4/15/2015 8:32:19 AM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
1. get a place with a fenced in back yard
2. dont let them back inside until they poop
3....
4. profit 4/15/2015 12:50:50 PM |
Master_Yoda All American 3626 Posts user info edit post |
Mine gets walked rain or shine. He goes on his walk. 4/15/2015 12:54:16 PM |
aimorris All American 15213 Posts user info edit post |
4/15/2015 12:54:42 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
say "poop, dawg.." 4/15/2015 1:02:37 PM |
Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit post |
Nah, that won't work. We have to tell our dog to "do your big business." 4/15/2015 1:08:11 PM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
I started saying go potty because it just happened to be in a dog training manual I picked up, and I didn't really care, as long as me and my wife were consistent with our commands. Now, I regret that decision, as I yell GO POTTY off my deck like a faggot for all my neighbors to hear. Recently I've started substituting GO PARTY, which hopefully my dogs don't pick up on the difference. Although that might make me look even weirder to my neighbors. 4/15/2015 1:19:20 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Make rain fun for them. 4/15/2015 1:36:12 PM |
dannyp45 All American 1053 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I don't know which is worst...my dog's command which is go poopoo or go potty 4/15/2015 1:43:04 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43400 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Nah, that won't work. We have to tell our dog to "do your big business."" |
You serious?4/15/2015 2:03:40 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "squeeze it out like toothpaste" |
I got so fed up when my puppy knew it was shit time on our rainy walk but kept wanting to play in the water. Eventually I leaned over and squeezed his stomache for a few seconds like I was molding play-doh, he let off the loudest ripping fart that echoed off the townhomes and I lost it while he gave me that 'wtf just happened' look. It must've helped because he pooped on the way back in.4/15/2015 2:14:14 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Literally this thread would have been better had the topic been how to "make it rain" with dog poop
Assuming this would work well, I could save much money at the strip club 4/15/2015 9:08:47 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
beat him, learn him good 4/15/2015 9:23:07 PM |