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jbrick83
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^^ +2/3

7/10/2015 12:11:36 PM

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7/10/2015 12:19:07 PM

Bullet
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"Ha, we've been fat shamed into thinking a 160 pound, non-lean woman is not fat."


more like "we've been inundated with materialism so much that some people enjoy anonymously sitting behind a computer and calling any non-skinny woman a fattie. that's america for you.

7/10/2015 12:57:23 PM

DeltaBeta
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I don't think she's fat. I don't think she's skinny. I don't think she's hot. I don't think she's ugly. I do think she's funny as shit, and between that and her general personality, all things being what they are, I'd fuck her sideways.

7/10/2015 1:04:01 PM

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"The validation (of any kind) crowd is annoying, but your crowd is even worse, dude."


Agree to disagree?

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"No need to ."


It was only there because of the over the top dickish statement preceding it.

Instead of telling people "oh, everyone is beautiful" we really should be teaching everyone "your outward appearance, insofar as your supposed beauty, is irrelevant and unimportant in relation to your value as a human being" and while that's the point behind telling everyone they're beautiful, it's not the message that's actually getting across.

7/10/2015 7:24:40 PM

justinh524
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She's not fat...yet.

7/10/2015 7:33:00 PM

Bweez
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i'll see trainwreck as a vote with my wallet for female leads but i kind of hate Judd Apatow a lot lately. Too much obligatory drawn out drama, and pretty much zero actual cinema acumen. what I saw of This Is 40 was horrendous. this is a problem with Feig too i think. Spy was incredible but could've been fucking perfect if the filmmaking wasn't so bland.



[Edited on July 10, 2015 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2015 8:41:02 PM

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"This Is 40 was horrendous"


I enjoyed it. Dialogue was hilarious.

7/10/2015 10:07:54 PM

Kurtis636
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I hate to say it, but yes, your outward appearance does matter. If you have so little self control that you allow yourself to become fat and would rather stuff your face with cheese and sugar then it is an indictment of your character.

Someone like Chris Christie is a perfect example. He should never be president because he clearly lacks self control. In addition to his numerous insane stances on things, it's also quite clear that he lacks impulse control and cannot make good long term value judgments.

I'm not talking about being shallow here, but if you don't do little things like shower regularly and have a generally healthy lifestyle it is a reflection on your character. No need to become obsessive about your appearance, but it definitely says something about you if you don't take care of yourself in very basic ways.

7/11/2015 8:56:15 PM

jaZon
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That's why I said as far as "supposed beauty" is concerned.

Obviously if you eat yourself into morbid obesity, can't be bothered to shower, or generally don't care about how you present yourself there's an issue.

[Edited on July 11, 2015 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2015 9:27:41 PM

BridgetSPK
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Who are you actually talking to?

7/11/2015 9:30:23 PM

jaZon
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Me? Probably the guy above me...as is blatantly obvious.

7/11/2015 11:06:47 PM

BridgetSPK
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I just had my poor character put on display.

I ran into someone I hadn't seen in ten years while I was doing my stupid braless thing.

7/12/2015 12:37:42 PM

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7/12/2015 2:23:03 PM

BridgetSPK
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My posts are lame, I know.

But I'm glad I've got a TWW enemy out of it.

jaZon

Sorry, theDuke866! You've been replaced.

7/12/2015 2:32:07 PM

thegoodlife3
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she just destroyed on Fallon

7/16/2015 12:03:30 AM

MrGreen
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I bet she has giant butterfly-like labia

7/16/2015 12:55:02 AM

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7/16/2015 9:26:47 AM

MiGZ
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[Edited on July 16, 2015 at 11:38 AM. Reason : links are hard]

7/16/2015 11:37:40 AM

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"?@DRUDGE 4h4 hours ago
Who is @amyschumer? Where did she come from? Why is she being force-fed on population? "

7/16/2015 1:24:42 PM

MrGreen
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last night I fucked and imagined I was fucking her

7/17/2015 2:38:39 PM

Smath74
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is this the racist comedienne?

7/17/2015 3:28:28 PM

MrGreen
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did I mention that I jizzed

7/17/2015 8:12:35 PM

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how are her armpits, do ya s'pose? :3

7/17/2015 8:19:43 PM

MrGreen
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I bet they're soft and smelly

in other words, perfect

7/17/2015 8:27:04 PM

moron
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHqRhMvFmnk

7/24/2015 2:47:20 PM

Doss2k
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I am not sure I have seen any of her movies to comment on how funny she is.. but based on the pictures in this thread she is definitely not "sexy as fuck" or hot.

7/24/2015 4:06:27 PM

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nerds

7/24/2015 4:41:22 PM

moron
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I watched some other Jimmy Kimmel clips, and that seems like a horrible show...

7/24/2015 4:47:49 PM

MrGreen
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great tits

8/1/2015 9:58:24 PM

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^^ I don't watch the show whole, but some of their bits are solid. Celebrities reading mean tweets being one of the best. The Matt Damon thing is pretty funny too. Their on the street stuff is strong.

8/1/2015 10:05:57 PM

wolfpack2105
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She's a more attractive Lisa lampinelli. Being a female comedian that goes overboard with the sex stuff is nothing groundbreaking. Shell be popular until the newness wears off and then she will be gone.

8/2/2015 6:55:26 PM

BridgetSPK
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I know people accuse her of going over the top about sex, but most female comedians, including her, are pretty tame compared to how we talk when dudes aren't around.

8/2/2015 7:37:03 PM

CaelNCSU
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http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html

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"But why is there even a market for sexy but unfunny female comics? The answer is that it's hot to hear a sexy girl talk openly about sex, and the only safe way a woman can talk openly about sex is..... as a joke, as parody.

If you heard this as a feminist criticism you have missed 50% of the fun: men can't safely hear about sex from a woman except as a joke, or else they are labeled as perverts by women, who are still unsure of their (sexual) place in this free for all we call Nowadays. "I want to tell you about last night but I don't want you to judge me or appear interested." Huh? Nowadays can be exhausting, but they were also inevitable.

In America, everything is a commodity, everything has a price. So when post-gold standard capitalism gets access to everything except the secret desires of women, it will necessarily create a mechanism to get them, too, i.e. some media to take the bullet as pervert so women can be free to talk in exchange for men quietly listening in. It took a decade but the system worked: Howard Stern was the inevitable synthesis of feminism and Reaganomics, which is a sentence you will never read anywhere else."

8/2/2015 8:57:44 PM

BridgetSPK
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^I read that whole thing like a week ago. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who stumbled on it!

That guy is really weird and interesting to me. There are so many assumptions and stuff that's just not true, but it still hypnotized me.

What'd you think?

8/2/2015 9:15:18 PM

CaelNCSU
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I think it's great, particularly the stuff about narcissism, narcissistic injury and advertising which is really probably the whole blog. He gave a talk about narcissism at Apple a while ago, which is floating around as a torrent.

The hipsters on food stamps series was where I first stumbled on it.

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/11/hipsters_on_food_stamps.html

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"If you want to tell me a 30 year old hipster should be lashed for not trying to better himself, I'll bring the whip, but the 30 year old chose his pointless major when he was 17 and you think the outcome is all his fault? A 17 year old can kill two people and still be considered too young to be criminally responsible, and anyway in that case you think the problem was video games and bullying. Of course Gerry The Hipster is made of soy and ennui, but there's plenty of blame to go around. When he was 17 the system incentivized him to destroy his life, tempted him with beer, babes, and BS-- and the promise of an upper middle class lifestyle provided he went to "a good school" (read: gave the system $100k of his post tax, pre-interest money), never mind for what. Like a good American, he did what he was told."

8/2/2015 9:47:45 PM

UJustWait84
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"Shell be popular until the newness wears off and then she will be gone.
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If you actually follow comedy, she's been around for like 3 years. Solid take though. Tell us more.

8/2/2015 9:54:49 PM

skokiaan
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The difference between Amy schumer and Margaret cho is that schumer is white

8/2/2015 11:13:48 PM

Bullet
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And that Amy Schumer is a lot funnier

8/3/2015 9:54:06 AM

dtownral
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also, her voice isn't annoying

watched Trainwreck this weekend, it was very good

8/3/2015 10:27:12 AM

Bullet
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I did not realize she's Senator Charles Schumer's cousin:

http://www.wral.com/sen-schumer-comedian-amy-schumer-call-for-more-gun-control/14808601/

8/3/2015 2:54:03 PM

Dentaldamn
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Did not realize that. But also the only two schumers I know of.

8/3/2015 3:04:40 PM

MrGreen
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I would lick her fudge machine

8/4/2015 8:51:57 PM

vinylbandit
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i like margaret cho's tattoos

8/8/2015 10:13:32 PM

MrGreen
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her arms are the size of legs so it's like she has four sexy legs instead of just two

8/12/2015 11:53:54 AM

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Only time I have ever seen her (I still don't know who she is) is by clicking on the video that moron posted on this page.

I guess it was funny.

Then I clicked on this related video of her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh1ige7lVyU

8/12/2015 1:01:15 PM

Bullet
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She's done a lot of standup that's pretty funny.
She has a show that's been on for three seasons. It is funny.
She also has a movie that I'm hearing is pretty good.

8/12/2015 1:18:00 PM

MrGreen
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in that Fallon video I wanted to rub her lil tummy

[Edited on August 18, 2015 at 10:11 PM. Reason : t]

8/18/2015 10:10:58 PM

moron
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"watched Trainwreck this weekend, it was very good
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It wasn't bad, but I thought it was kinda weak. It was funny seeing Lebron in it though.

8/18/2015 11:18:09 PM

vinylbandit
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I didn't love it. There were good bits, Lebron and Cena were very funny, but at the end of the day it's a sort of by-the-numbers rom com that happens to star a bunch of people I like.

8/19/2015 1:49:32 AM

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