China
Pakistan
North Korea
Russia
Turkey


United States
India
South Korea
Britain
Germany

9/22/2017 7:56:16 AM

don't like those odds

9/22/2017 8:07:14 AM

what about our jew friends?

9/22/2017 8:16:17 AM

they ain' gonna cur until they get attacked. Then they'll be begging for US help.

9/22/2017 8:17:43 AM

we fucked

9/22/2017 8:22:31 AM

Alright, Japan came in as a late entry. They really hate China.

9/22/2017 8:27:37 AM

what about Canada?

what about France? ahahahahahahahah just kidding.

9/22/2017 8:34:23 AM

I'll take Australia for 500.

9/22/2017 8:53:46 AM

STANKONIA WILL DROP BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD

9/22/2017 8:55:26 AM

An eye for an eye, you know my science of life
Is you men or mice?
Thugs or the cowardly type?

9/22/2017 9:04:43 AM

9/22/2017 9:08:00 AM

YOU PLAYIN' TWEETY BIRD GAMES BY SOME BUGS BUNNY RULES
I'M ON THAT ELMER FUDD SHIT WHEN I DAFFY DUCK FOOLS

9/22/2017 11:20:32 AM

Haha

9/22/2017 11:43:12 AM

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT OIL FOR BITCH YOU COOKIN'?

9/22/2017 1:45:42 PM

I'm tryna get that oil. . . AH-HOIL!

9/22/2017 11:06:33 PM

but whose side is nambia on

9/23/2017 5:12:52 AM

ttt, B.

2/24/2022 10:42:08 AM

¿How long until China nabs Taiwan?

2/24/2022 11:13:40 AM

There are "no limits" to their partnership.

2/24/2022 11:46:05 AM

Iran? The Zulu nation? Also, gg suspending tulsigabbard we all knew they were a russian spy.

[Edited on February 24, 2022 at 1:48 PM. Reason : it's Namibia, not "nambia", comrade]

2/24/2022 1:47:48 PM

who gets France on their team

2/28/2022 1:32:35 PM

would India be on our side? i thought they were fairly cordial with Russia, at least pre-Ukraine invasion

2/28/2022 2:15:29 PM