twix.

10/30/2017 11:38:52 AM

Snickers

10/30/2017 12:01:40 PM

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (if that's considered a bar).

I also like Peanut Butter Twix better than regular.

10/30/2017 12:03:06 PM

caramello

10/30/2017 12:05:44 PM

Oh...and if peanut butter cups don't count...then Heath Bar.

10/30/2017 12:41:58 PM

I like almond joy, snickers, zero bars, 5th avenue

I realize I'm in the minority on a few of those. I'm also in the minority in thinking Reese's Cups are just meh.

10/30/2017 12:43:49 PM

Wonka Bar

10/30/2017 12:47:04 PM

100 GRAND

10/30/2017 12:47:57 PM

100 grands are delicious.

I also enjoy whatchamacallit and zero bars.

Oh also Butterfinger is da bomb. Basically I like candy.

10/30/2017 12:49:57 PM

man how you gonna be like DOES A CUP COUNT AS A BAR

hashtag FUCK OUT OF HERE with that

get you that fast break

but how you gonna say anything but a snickers

10/30/2017 12:51:36 PM

Flavored Dark Chocolate Kit Kat (orange, mint...)
Dark Chocolate Kit Kat
Dark Chocolate Bounty (or Mounds in US)
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Dark Chocolate Twix
Dark Chocolate Mars
Dark Chocolate Milky Way

10/30/2017 1:12:10 PM

you don't put fucking peanuts in a candy bar, snickers are shit

10/30/2017 1:51:45 PM

^^ Dark chocolate

10/30/2017 2:06:10 PM

time to grow up and start liking dark chocolate

Snickers with almonds instead of peanuts is good

[Edited on October 30, 2017 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2017 2:22:19 PM

zero bar

10/30/2017 2:26:01 PM

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

10/30/2017 2:40:14 PM

Quote :

"time to grow up and start liking dark chocolate "

I've grown up to like things like scotch, coffee without sugar, unsweet tea etc etc


I cannot get into dark chocolate as hard as I've tried. It just has a shitty awful aftertaste.

10/30/2017 2:42:16 PM

10/30/2017 3:07:00 PM

coffee without sugar is 10 times bitter than, say, 60% dark chocolate, and leaves a 10 times worse aftertaste as well.

what brands did you try and what % cocoa?

we need to fix this... i will make suggestions but need answers first

10/30/2017 3:44:20 PM

You better check your peanut-hating ass, dtownral. Mr. Goodbar. Payday. Take 5. Motherfuckin' Oh, Henry! Baby Ruth with your stupid ass.

[Edited on October 30, 2017 at 3:46 PM. Reason : ///]

10/30/2017 3:46:26 PM

5th Avenue or Charleston Chew

[Edited on October 30, 2017 at 4:07 PM. Reason : C-CHEW!]

10/30/2017 4:05:51 PM

Quote :

"coffee without sugar is 10 times bitter than, say, 60% dark chocolate"

The thing is, I expect coffee to taste that way. I don't want my chocolate tasting bitter.

10/30/2017 4:25:23 PM

Quote :

"Snickers with almonds instead of peanuts is good"

agree

10/30/2017 4:46:41 PM

snickers

until you get diabeetus

10/30/2017 5:33:48 PM

Quote :

"Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (if that's considered a bar). I also like Peanut Butter Twix better than regular. "

Also Snickers and Milky Way

10/30/2017 5:59:09 PM

not my favorite, but those hershey's cookies and cream bars are underrated

10/30/2017 6:34:04 PM

Caramello

10/30/2017 7:24:55 PM

Quote :

"hashtag FUCK OUT OF HERE with that"

10/30/2017 7:38:49 PM

If you could get reeses in a Snickers

10/30/2017 7:41:08 PM

Reeses' Fast Break

10/30/2017 11:38:30 PM

i liked the wazoo bar but was the only one that did it seems

10/30/2017 11:43:49 PM

Snickers is obviously the best.

It's like asking what the best cola is. It's obviously Coke.


Shout-out to fresh Reese's Easter eggs tho. They're not candy bars, but I love them so.

10/31/2017 12:00:24 AM

Quote :

"man how you gonna be like DOES A CUP COUNT AS A BAR"

It's just a short squat bar and it's the best

10/31/2017 12:00:57 AM

snickers hands down.

10/31/2017 1:58:50 AM

Ritter Sport Rum Raisin Hazelnut





j/k...Snickers all day!

10/31/2017 9:18:13 AM

^ Ritter Sport is great stuff, but like other proper chocolate bars, I don't count it among "candy bars".

10/31/2017 10:17:28 AM

If the developed nations of the world committed the full power of their research institutions, their industries, and their elite work forces to the Big Problem of finding anyone or anything that could possibly give a shit about your fucking candy opinions, they would fail so utterly that mankind would never again raise the question of who could care. "How could this possibly matter" would come to represent the dead edge of our collective capacity for knowledge, the limit of all learning.

And yet it solves a profound problem of philosophy, which is whether there is such a thing as knowledge that can never be worth learning. And the answer is yes, hell yes, fuck yes, such a resounding yes that we need never undertake this great experiment. And for that, 0EPII1, though we can never give you our interest, we nonetheless owe you our gratitude.

10/31/2017 10:32:58 AM

no one gives a fuck what you count

10/31/2017 10:33:04 AM

#fUCKoUToFhEREwiththat

[Edited on October 31, 2017 at 10:58 AM. Reason : and no one gives a fuck what either of you care about either]

10/31/2017 10:44:08 AM

Best:
1. twix (right)
2. 3 musketeers
3. twix (left)
4. milky way
5. crunch

others receiving votes: mounds, krackel

Worst:
1. butterfinger
2. payday
3. hershey's milk chocolate (it's serviceable in a smore though)



[Edited on October 31, 2017 at 4:29 PM. Reason : smore]

10/31/2017 4:28:18 PM

i give a shit about your candy opinions. i like when other people enjoy a thing and even if we have a difference of opinion that's ok!

hooray to everybody ITT and elsewhere enjoying one of their favorite candy bars.

10/31/2017 5:05:23 PM

Is Take 5 still a thing? Those were good. I think fuckwads mighta got me into them.

10/31/2017 5:51:21 PM

Take 5 is good. I believe it is still a thing.

10/31/2017 6:16:09 PM

Butterfinger cups > Reese's cups

10/31/2017 6:34:49 PM

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-ultimate-halloween-candy-power-ranking/

have at it, dorks

10/31/2017 7:39:52 PM

^Reese's all the way. Top two. Three of the top 6...and overall, peanut butter dominates with 5 of the top 9.

Love seeing Peanut Butter M&Ms as the first M&M. Way underrated candy and easily the best M&M.

11/1/2017 7:07:26 AM

I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually eating reeses pieces

That said the cup with pieces is bomb, that extra crunch is key

11/1/2017 8:43:03 AM

^ Everyone ate reeses' pieces back in the day

11/1/2017 9:11:36 AM

Reese's pieces are the best variety of Reese's.

11/1/2017 9:52:29 AM

Great thread for KngDouchebag to comment in


miss the good ol days

11/1/2017 10:18:39 AM