Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
The Super Bowl is the Halloween of football.
Halloween is the Arbor Day of urinating.
Arbor Day is the Wimbledon of having sex. 7/17/2018 7:41:28 PM |
Big4Country All American 11907 Posts user info edit post |
No, Halloween and NYE are the two greatest holidays ever! 7/17/2018 8:31:09 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
You're a woman, you should know what part of the butt the baby comes from. 7/17/2018 8:37:32 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
Einhorn is Finkle 7/18/2018 7:57:45 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72823 Posts user info edit post |
Halloween is Straight Pride Day 7/20/2018 11:52:39 AM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
http://steakmehometonight.com 7/20/2018 12:17:04 PM |
Bullet All American 28263 Posts user info edit post |
(i can't find the clown pic)
[Edited on July 20, 2018 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ]
7/20/2018 12:51:55 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore? 7/20/2018 9:13:50 PM |
Big4Country All American 11907 Posts user info edit post |
^LOL! 7/20/2018 9:55:43 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
So you're saying that if filmmaker Kathryn Bigelow married and divorced former wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow, then married Deuce Bigelow, she'd be known as Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow-Bigelow Male Gigolo?
And if Kathryn and Bam Bam had a one-night stand four-way with Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael, then that would be a wham bam, thank you, wham, with Bam Bam and Kathryn Bigelow-Bigelow- Bigelow-Bigelow Male Gigolo 8/1/2018 6:48:55 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12499 Posts user info edit post |
This morning, I flossed my mouth and my gums only bled a lot, as opposed to the normal an alarming amount. 8/16/2018 10:00:42 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
I only floss at night 8/16/2018 10:47:17 PM |