BanjoMan
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How about Dick Pic Stories?
One time a friend of mine and I ended up hitting on the same girl at this place called Mocambo in Muenster where they stay open 24/7. We were at it all night but somehow didn't realize that we were chattin' up the same dame until she pulled us both into a corner and said "are you two brothers?"
And then I replied with the FG line of "we are of no family relations, sir" which made her visibly a bit... drunkenly pouty. She then says " well, I thought that we could have a threesome" at which point my friend comes in and says loudly across the bar "yes, yes we are brothers."
So we end up deciding to go to my place and then she takes over on both of us without wasting to much time for pleasantries. Although I do recall making them some lasagna first.
Since I was really into her from the get go, I started out on the bottom, with my friend/brother at the top and then switched at intermission. Now, keep in mind that this was in Europe and they were both Europeans, so neither of them had seen a circumcised peen before. When she actually gets a good look at it, she said that "she had never seen one like this before and that it looked like a big mushroom"
To which my friend/brother said " it's a lovely mushroom, lovely lovely mushroom" and then he orgasmed.  4/4/2020 1:18:20 AM
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