synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
My next partner has to be a girl who works at a vape store 6/4/2020 6:46:21 PM |
qntmfred retired 40360 Posts user info edit post |
If I find myself in a situation where there's even a reason to consider a next person again, I expect y'all to remind me to save myself the trouble and just not even bother, how's that for a requirement 6/4/2020 8:59:49 PM |
StTexan Suggestions??? 6023 Posts user info edit post |
Under age 40, not vegetarian, doesn’t like too many things I find stupid 6/4/2020 9:07:18 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89691 Posts user info edit post |
I'm married for life, bro. There is no next date. 6/4/2020 9:17:05 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8561 Posts user info edit post |
The owner of this website made me feel pity 6/4/2020 9:21:58 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "WAY
BIGGER
TITTIES" |
6/5/2020 8:23:39 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18115 Posts user info edit post |
My wife is younger than me and comes from a family where everyone routinely lives well into their 90s. She herself is very healthy, and both of us find all of our friends' divorces so annoying that we will overcome any challenge to stay married, just so we don't become equally annoying. So the odds of me needing a next person to date are low.
In the unlikely event that she is struck by a meteor or something, I think next time I'd want a dumb person. There's a lot to be said for a partner who is intellectual challenging and stimulating, and I'm happy I selected a spouse who fits that bill, but it turns out I also enjoy being able to spout all kinds of bullshit without anybody pointing out that I'm wrong.
Also, since any situation that involved me dating again would leave me emotionally devastated, it would be helpful if she put out on the first date. I'm not going to have the energy to put in any effort. So yeah, dumb and easy. So I guess my requirements are "Your mama" 6/5/2020 10:26:36 AM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
6/5/2020 10:34:11 AM |
Kickstand All American 11377 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If I find myself in a situation where there's even a reason to consider a next person again, I expect y'all to remind me to save myself the trouble and just not even bother, how's that for a requirement" |
So, casual fucks, or Palmela Handerson for the rest of your life?6/5/2020 1:15:25 PM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
I love my wife and there are many things about here that I’d miss if I were involved with anyone else. But if I found myself in that position, I’d choose someone who was practically independent to the point that it was barely a relationship at all.
I’d want someone to spend time with on occasion, go to events with on occasion, and hook up with on occasion, which oddly would be equal amounts of sex.
Being married is great but it is a lot of work. If something were to happen to my wife, then I wouldn’t want to put in that effort a second time and would focus on having a relationship that included as much of what I miss from being single as possible. 6/5/2020 2:19:21 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8561 Posts user info edit post |
dumb and easy like a Sunday morning 6/5/2020 9:30:24 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
My next partner has to be a girl who works at a vape store 6/6/2020 12:33:37 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
down to earth, doesn't play too many mind games, and hopefully a person that makes me laugh 6/6/2020 5:18:13 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
^hey boo... 6/7/2020 1:21:21 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27169 Posts user info edit post |
They have to be Shawna 6/7/2020 1:27:05 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
6/7/2020 6:32:36 AM |
tchenku midshipman 18570 Posts user info edit post |
I got a kickass wife and there's really no different type I'd look for 2nd time around. If anything, slightly lazier so she knows how to lounge around the house with me. 6/7/2020 8:19:58 AM |
Sweden All American 12276 Posts user info edit post |
mn1rocibittdnl 6/8/2020 3:18:24 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
mn2rocibitthbt 6/8/2020 3:33:36 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27169 Posts user info edit post |
They hate boat trailers? 6/8/2020 3:46:55 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
no, hbt, duh 6/8/2020 3:52:25 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18917 Posts user info edit post |
acraw a girl who works at a vape store
[Edited on June 8, 2020 at 6:16 PM. Reason : -]
6/8/2020 6:15:24 PM |
beatsunc All American 10650 Posts user info edit post |
ive been thinkin about gettin a womed that has her own house and money and wants someone to work on the honey do list and bone 6/8/2020 7:28:03 PM |
qntmfred retired 40360 Posts user info edit post |
This is now the Official Patrice O'Neal Appreciation thread. 6/8/2020 9:45:47 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
https://www.google.com/search?q=mn1rocibittdnl
5 results on the whole damn world wide web, and all from TWW. 6/9/2020 4:18:53 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
It was started on TWW.
6/9/2020 8:06:40 AM |
Sweden All American 12276 Posts user info edit post |
6/9/2020 8:35:22 AM |
StTexan Suggestions??? 6023 Posts user info edit post |
My number 2 rule of chicks i bang is that they have big titties? 6/9/2020 10:57:09 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
Any updated requirements? 3/20/2021 12:12:22 PM |
Snewf All American 63267 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't put very much thought into this at all. If I'm not divorced I suspect my wife will have to like this person. I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work and I am really lazy.
How about I never date anyone ever again? 3/20/2021 2:04:11 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113719 Posts user info edit post |
3/21/2021 9:59:07 PM |
qntmfred retired 40360 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How about I never date anyone ever again?" |
3/21/2021 10:10:32 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8561 Posts user info edit post |
Hit the gym my bro 3/21/2021 10:12:02 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
Since I will probably be divorced within the next 2-9 years, I need to put some thought into this. 3/23/2021 3:34:28 PM |
Snewf All American 63267 Posts user info edit post |
Why do you think you're going to be divorced in the next 2-9 years? 3/23/2021 4:52:41 PM |
Nighthawk All American 19597 Posts user info edit post |
Been with the wife almost 20 years now and been married 17. I like a lot about her obviously if I've stuck with her this long. In some ways though I think I would go the opposite direction of Geppetto. My wife and I are comfortably independent and for the most part I really appreciate that. She doesn't have to be up my ass about stuff, I have my own hobbies and interests and she doesn't have to get involved or give me shit for them.
My main changes if I had to date again would be somebody that is a bit more extroverted and energetic. My wife is pretty damn introverted and has a hard time making and maintaining friendships. I don't have a problem with this but I feel bad that I'll do stuff with friends and bring her along or not but she doesn't get to reciprocate and have girls nights out. Outside of that I would like somebody who is a little more self motivated and energetic. As we have gotten older I find the bulk of the chores and dealing with the kids and shit fall on me. She doesn't complain when the house is dirty but she also barely lifts a finger to do it. She has low energy and work really takes it out of her. So if we split and I had to do it all over again I'd want somebody with more energy and more motivated. 3/23/2021 5:09:00 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8561 Posts user info edit post |
antidepressants might help her 3/23/2021 5:38:20 PM |
Snewf All American 63267 Posts user info edit post |
For sure. I went to marriage counseling and it was honestly a good experience. Also 1:1 personal counseling has been extremely useful. 3/23/2021 7:28:43 PM |
Nighthawk All American 19597 Posts user info edit post |
^^Oh she's tried a lot of different ones and has coaching therapy and counseling. Sadly most drugs work for a bit and then her body gets used to them. We did marriage counseling years ago. I'm not upset about it and I know she is trying to do better. Just tough seeing somebody you care for deal with something that you can't see and you personally have never experienced and not being able to help. 3/23/2021 8:00:47 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8561 Posts user info edit post |
You're a good man 3/23/2021 8:07:15 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/23/2021 10:25:45 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27169 Posts user info edit post |
They gotta be a tdubber
I'm never dating again 3/24/2021 12:03:24 AM |
rwoody Save TWW 36994 Posts user info edit post |
I think the last shut down may have finally dropped the female population to 0? 3/24/2021 1:15:20 PM |
synapse play so hard 60908 Posts user info edit post |
I think my odds are low too
1 - Must work at a vape store 2 - Must not wear crocs 3/24/2021 1:34:30 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27169 Posts user info edit post |
I think i ran off shawna prior to that by saying she and banjoman were getting married.
sawahash posted on 3/6. But yeah. 3/24/2021 1:34:44 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^and I'm married, so I'm not really interested in dating right now 4/9/2022 4:22:09 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 113719 Posts user info edit post |
N/A 4/9/2022 5:17:16 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52653 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus…the pool was bad enough 7 years ago (in my mid-30s) when I last checked.
It is abysmal now.
I’ll just start with “not overweight” to avoid instant disqualification. That narrows it down to about 20% of the, say, 30-45 year old population.
To pare that down to the ones I’d actually date, I think it’s about 0.1%. 4/9/2022 11:50:44 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
Too many requirements, hence why I will stay single forever
^ You should move to East or Southeast Asia, where 80% are NOT overweight. (more TBH) 4/11/2022 8:37:28 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 113719 Posts user info edit post |
I could go for an azn ugh 4/15/2022 2:34:43 PM |