Pullen Park

Be there or be square

6/16/2020 6:37:55 PM

Inaugural 'TWW Bukakke Fest' has been cancelled.

6/16/2020 7:05:52 PM

Good, this would've conflicted with the Benson Bukkakebration going on at the same time

6/16/2020 7:20:53 PM

The Benson Bukakkebration is requiring the ones being bukakkied to wear facemasks...that's like having to wear a condom and who likes to use those? Also, they have a 6 ft social distancing rule, while the TWW one does not. Most guys can't even shoot 6 ft with a 40 mph wind at their backs. Sounds like the Benson Bukakke Snoozefest.

6/16/2020 11:28:57 PM

Good news! qntmfred said it has been un-cancelled!

I'm selling commemorative parkas! one for $30, 2 for $55.

6/19/2020 10:52:59 AM

Wow! What a great price! How permeable to jissom are the parkas? Do they have dong flaps?

6/19/2020 2:16:29 PM

will there be snacks?

6/19/2020 5:47:07 PM

^Do bears shit in the woods?

6/21/2020 2:36:17 PM

The parkas are 30% jizz permeable. They have both dong flaps and doodoo flaps. and pockets.

6/22/2020 7:39:56 AM

Please do be considerate and bring snacks. Bonus points if on theme.

For example, I’m bringing Creamsicles.

6/22/2020 8:00:39 AM

I'm bringing soggy biscuits

6/22/2020 9:12:12 AM