Happy Stimmy Season! Unless you're a tax cheat or a deadbeat parent or you rich rich. Otherwise, enjoy that stimmy!

3/17/2021 10:42:35 AM

This one is more restrictive than the last ones. At least for us. I thought we would get something for the kids at least.

[Edited on March 17, 2021 at 11:13 AM. Reason : ^Don't forget your palindrome post. I'm right behind you. ]

3/17/2021 11:12:07 AM

Tax cheat

3/17/2021 11:24:14 AM

3/17/2021 12:06:18 PM

I'm not getting one.

3/17/2021 2:01:13 PM

Is this a humblebrag thread?

3/17/2021 2:48:36 PM

Not sure about the thread but my post was.

On paper I look like I'm doing great.
But...

3/17/2021 3:26:20 PM

my parents said they got a letter from the irs telling them they'd only be receiving 1200 this time. i haven't read the letter or even seen it...but they aren't above the income threshold and got both of the last stimulus amounts in full. so they're confused.

i haven't gotten mine yet

[Edited on March 17, 2021 at 5:47 PM. Reason : and now they say they got the full amount today so idk]

3/17/2021 5:28:08 PM

Wish I could remember what it feels like to value $1400

3/18/2021 12:28:36 AM

Got that $5600!

Thankfully this one included 17 and I think 18 year olds. My 17 year old Junior in HS didn’t qualify on the last one because he was too old. WTF?

Probably just gonna save it for his college tuition/books and shit.

[Edited on March 18, 2021 at 7:38 AM. Reason : ]

3/18/2021 7:37:56 AM

^ We got the same! I honestly thought we wouldn't qualify for all of it.

It was a nice surprise to see the bank account bounce up out of nowhere.

3/18/2021 8:32:42 AM

Gonna get those rimz and finish off my carolina squat!

3/18/2021 9:41:42 AM

We got about 50% of the first two checks but we don't get anything for this one. Mostly my wife's fault. She started working after me but quickly leapfrogged by "working harder" and "being smarter." Joke's on her, once I knock her up she'll be behind forever.

Kidding, of course. At this rate I'll be a stay at home dad while she brings home the ducats.

3/19/2021 8:34:42 AM

At least you still got dat sweet Jeopardy cheese.

3/19/2021 10:34:35 AM

That Jeopardy cheese was in my account for exactly one day before it went to student loans. And that was a tax headache unto itself. No Federal withholding from game show winnings, so I owed big that year.

3/19/2021 11:13:58 AM

Did you at least find a way to preserve the paper check? Can't remember.

3/19/2021 12:02:59 PM

can I stream the episode?

one of my friends from Chapel Hill was on and I watched his episode not long ago

3/22/2021 9:31:51 AM

^^Nope, I just have a copy. Stupid SunTrust.

^It was one of the "Producer's Choice" episodes on Netflix for a while, but I think it's been taken down since. Otherwise, nope - unless something changed recently, Sony isn't partnered with any of the streaming services and they are pretty strict about taking episodes down off YouTube and shit.

3/22/2021 10:40:36 AM

fuck Sony

3/22/2021 1:07:46 PM