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Rem Lezar
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I was walking down the beach looking for some action,
Had my radio set on a rappin' rock station.
Saw a girl drowning, sticking situations.
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recessitation!

4/8/2021 8:25:18 AM

Bullet
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I don't want to be on the beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Lj1s9axY

4/8/2021 8:37:24 AM

justinh524
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You fucking liar, this is a hulk hogan song

4/8/2021 8:48:04 AM

Rem Lezar
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Can u prove this didn’t happen to me?

4/8/2021 9:33:01 AM

justinh524
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4/8/2021 10:12:10 AM

The Coz
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I was promised a cool story. All I got was FRAUD!

4/8/2021 10:16:13 AM

Rem Lezar
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Because if something happened in a song it can never actually happen in real life

Know what happened next?

We were cruising down the beach checking out the action,
Had my radio rocking to a heavy metal station.
Putting on some shades, trying to catch some rays,
When a caught the life guard messing with my babe!

[Edited on April 8, 2021 at 2:08 PM. Reason : 0]

4/8/2021 2:08:01 PM

PaulISdead
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4/8/2021 3:17:47 PM

The Coz
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I can't wait to hear what happened next.

4/8/2021 3:34:19 PM

justinh524
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Let me guess, you're the beach patrol and you want to party

4/8/2021 4:32:29 PM

BubbleBobble
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LOL

what is going on here tho

4/8/2021 8:01:11 PM

Rem Lezar
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How do you. Know I wasnt on the Beach Patrol?

We would yell:
Woop, there it is, check it up, check it in,
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend.
You know this home boy could lose control,
You just don't mess with the beach patrol.

4/8/2021 9:24:04 PM

BubbleBobble
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right neeear the beach

4/8/2021 9:24:50 PM

Rem Lezar
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What are you talking about ?

4/9/2021 11:33:34 AM

The Coz
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When does the story get cool?

4/9/2021 12:18:05 PM

Rem Lezar
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COZ IM TELLING YOU
When you're hanging at the beach you can see so much,
Look all you want, but you better not touch.
Take it from me, don't lose control,
'Cause you're gunna have to deal with the beach patrol.

4/10/2021 4:35:11 PM

The Coz
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What do you know about copyright law, because this is THEFT!

4/10/2021 4:41:08 PM

Rem Lezar
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Prove this did not actually happen to me

4/11/2021 7:24:18 AM

The Coz
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justinh524 already proved that you STOLE your supposed "cool story" word-for-word from great American hero Terry Eugene Bollea. What you gonna do when he finds out you are a copyright thief and decides to run wild on you?! Not to mention the RIAA. You have been reported.

4/11/2021 8:57:52 AM

Rem Lezar
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Just because something happened in a song doesn’t meant it didn’t actually happen in reality to someone else that’s not that person.

4/11/2021 9:45:40 AM

The Coz
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You think that defense would stand up in a court of LAW?!

4/11/2021 11:21:10 AM

Rem Lezar
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I can prove it did with witnesses and testimony. Something you apparently don’t knoe

4/11/2021 11:59:14 AM

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