I was walking down the beach looking for some action,
Had my radio set on a rappin' rock station.
Saw a girl drowning, sticking situations.
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recessitation!

4/8/2021 8:25:18 AM

I don't want to be on the beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Lj1s9axY

4/8/2021 8:37:24 AM

You fucking liar, this is a hulk hogan song

4/8/2021 8:48:04 AM

Can u prove this didn’t happen to me?

4/8/2021 9:33:01 AM

4/8/2021 10:12:10 AM

I was promised a cool story. All I got was FRAUD!

4/8/2021 10:16:13 AM

Because if something happened in a song it can never actually happen in real life

Know what happened next?

We were cruising down the beach checking out the action,
Had my radio rocking to a heavy metal station.
Putting on some shades, trying to catch some rays,
When a caught the life guard messing with my babe!

[Edited on April 8, 2021 at 2:08 PM. Reason : 0]

4/8/2021 2:08:01 PM

4/8/2021 3:17:47 PM

I can't wait to hear what happened next.

4/8/2021 3:34:19 PM

Let me guess, you're the beach patrol and you want to party

4/8/2021 4:32:29 PM

LOL

what is going on here tho

4/8/2021 8:01:11 PM

How do you. Know I wasnt on the Beach Patrol?

We would yell:
Woop, there it is, check it up, check it in,
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend.
You know this home boy could lose control,
You just don't mess with the beach patrol.

4/8/2021 9:24:04 PM

right neeear the beach

4/8/2021 9:24:50 PM

What are you talking about ?

4/9/2021 11:33:34 AM

When does the story get cool?

4/9/2021 12:18:05 PM

COZ IM TELLING YOU
When you're hanging at the beach you can see so much,
Look all you want, but you better not touch.
Take it from me, don't lose control,
'Cause you're gunna have to deal with the beach patrol.

4/10/2021 4:35:11 PM

What do you know about copyright law, because this is THEFT!

4/10/2021 4:41:08 PM