Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
I was walking down the beach looking for some action, Had my radio set on a rappin' rock station. Saw a girl drowning, sticking situations. She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recessitation! 4/8/2021 8:25:18 AM
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Bullet All American 25725 Posts user info edit post |
I don't want to be on the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Lj1s9axY 4/8/2021 8:37:24 AM
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justinh524 HumanSkinEggBaby 22039 Posts user info edit post |
You fucking liar, this is a hulk hogan song 4/8/2021 8:48:04 AM
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Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
Can u prove this didn’t happen to me? 4/8/2021 9:33:01 AM
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justinh524 HumanSkinEggBaby 22039 Posts user info edit post |
4/8/2021 10:12:10 AM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 17782 Posts user info edit post |
I was promised a cool story. All I got was FRAUD! 4/8/2021 10:16:13 AM
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Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
Because if something happened in a song it can never actually happen in real life
Know what happened next?
We were cruising down the beach checking out the action, Had my radio rocking to a heavy metal station. Putting on some shades, trying to catch some rays, When a caught the life guard messing with my babe!
[Edited on April 8, 2021 at 2:08 PM. Reason : 0] 4/8/2021 2:08:01 PM
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PaulISdead All American 7773 Posts user info edit post |

4/8/2021 3:17:47 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 17782 Posts user info edit post |
I can't wait to hear what happened next. 4/8/2021 3:34:19 PM
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justinh524 HumanSkinEggBaby 22039 Posts user info edit post |
Let me guess, you're the beach patrol and you want to party 4/8/2021 4:32:29 PM
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BubbleBobble SO COME ALL U GIRLS! 109016 Posts user info edit post |
LOL
what is going on here tho 4/8/2021 8:01:11 PM
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Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
How do you. Know I wasnt on the Beach Patrol?
We would yell: Woop, there it is, check it up, check it in, You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend. You know this home boy could lose control, You just don't mess with the beach patrol. 4/8/2021 9:24:04 PM
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BubbleBobble SO COME ALL U GIRLS! 109016 Posts user info edit post |
right neeear the beach  4/8/2021 9:24:50 PM
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Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
What are you talking about ? 4/9/2021 11:33:34 AM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 17782 Posts user info edit post |
When does the story get cool? 4/9/2021 12:18:05 PM
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Rem Lezar All American 654 Posts user info edit post |
COZ IM TELLING YOU When you're hanging at the beach you can see so much, Look all you want, but you better not touch. Take it from me, don't lose control, 'Cause you're gunna have to deal with the beach patrol. 4/10/2021 4:35:11 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 17782 Posts user info edit post |
What do you know about copyright law, because this is THEFT! 4/10/2021 4:41:08 PM
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