Third time's the charm for Ted Budd!

OH WE BACK, with a "very special person" in this room!

3/11/2022 8:30:14 AM

3/11/2022 12:05:41 PM

"Mr. President, let's win this TOGETHER!"

3/11/2022 1:21:37 PM

Get my thread uncensored in soapbox

3/11/2022 1:51:59 PM

I wish I could. But I'm not trying to take credit for the OG thread on Ted Budd. That's all you. This is a tribute / revival.

3/11/2022 2:07:10 PM

"I'm giving him my COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement!"

3/11/2022 7:24:03 PM

If you haven't had the pleasure:

3/13/2022 11:12:56 PM

ALWAYS BEEN WITH ME. . .

3/20/2022 10:46:49 AM

Do you think Mark Spain would aslo endorse him?

3/20/2022 11:15:05 AM

Only if it caused NO STRESS!

3/20/2022 11:28:48 AM

How about Al Boreland? I hear he even cleans up the mess left after the contractor finishes. I'm amazed I assumed they wouldn't even flush afterwards.

[Edited on March 21, 2022 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .]

3/21/2022 7:15:07 PM

Mr. Jenkins told me to voat for Ted Budd.

3/21/2022 8:54:45 PM

^^^You know what's worse than Ukraine being bombed by Russia? Having to have a 'For Sale' sign in your yard and having to have people in your home for a showing, all because you'd rather sell your house at retail instead of wholesale.

3/21/2022 9:36:32 PM

Truly the worst!

3/22/2022 6:42:33 AM

Kelly Daughtry will speak slow. Kelly Daughtry will speak simple. Kelly Daughtry.

3/25/2022 12:15:28 PM

Bo Hines coming in hot

3/28/2022 8:51:00 AM

Bo Hines is just the worst

3/28/2022 9:01:16 AM

I thought this got bumped for Will Smiff.

3/28/2022 9:09:31 AM

Bo Hinez is the the ketchup biscuit for those nostalgic of poverty like that disgusting bologna thing

3/28/2022 5:29:47 PM

Saw a new Ted Budd ad, but many of the same greatest hits audio clips from Big Don.



Ted Budd will take on the socialists, and the weak-kneed Republicans who appease them! (MittRomneyConehead.jpg)(LizCheney.jpg)

3/29/2022 6:53:32 AM

You know, Pat McCrory is entirely too liberal! He tried to claim that illegal immigrants were still human beings! Not in my NC!

3/29/2022 8:14:40 PM

Endorsed by the Border Patrol to protect us from the policies of the worst President in history!

4/1/2022 6:54:14 PM

I'm kinda sad the guy who narrates the CSB summary videos did that anti mccrory ad

4/5/2022 5:40:05 PM

OK, what's CSB?

4/5/2022 6:57:47 PM

Oh I'm glad you asked
https://youtu.be/goSEyGNfiPM

[Edited on April 5, 2022 at 9:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2022 9:38:16 PM

Haha! That was the best / most likely acronym I could come up with by using the Google, but I didn't think that could be it. Kind of obscure. But indeed, that sounds like the guy!

4/6/2022 7:37:46 AM

I had barely heard of this guy outside this thread but 538 says latest polling points to this guy as NCs next senator

[Edited on April 7, 2022 at 12:57 PM. Reason : I don't know tone of this thread, this too real? ]

4/7/2022 12:56:54 PM

Any tone is allowed. The main tone is mockery. The fact that he's likely to win is of course depressing. Let's get through the primaries first.

4/7/2022 7:55:50 PM

RIP TT's SB thread!

GNSP

4/13/2022 7:32:36 PM

I heard theDuke866 had sexual relations with Ted Budd

4/13/2022 10:09:04 PM

I think tedd bud used segregated bathrooms to perform abboritions

4/14/2022 9:30:34 PM

Ted Budd sold me smokable cocaine product cut with deworming agent at Cambria Suites.

4/14/2022 10:14:40 PM

Who's always messing up Homestar's plans

4/15/2022 7:48:13 PM

Ted Budd?

4/15/2022 10:00:59 PM

stevedude be fighting like nobody fights (for the eggs). But this isn't over.

4/16/2022 7:08:13 AM

Why are so many people going to vote for this tool?

5/8/2022 7:52:47 AM

saw a Pat McCrory ad last night that made Ted Budd sound like a Biden supporter!!

5/8/2022 8:42:38 AM

Yes, he is backed by George Soros! Just like Biden.

But the only thing that matters is Daddy Trump. How stupid can people be?

5/8/2022 9:27:51 AM

I hope Beasley can beat this turd.

5/8/2022 11:16:14 AM

NC, I am disappoint. But not surprise.

5/17/2022 11:06:11 PM

i blame theDuke866

5/17/2022 11:21:53 PM

Me too. Our message was unnecessarily stifled.

He's trampling muh First Amendment rights!

5/17/2022 11:33:40 PM

Pat McCrory won Mecklenburg County, and that's it, apparently.

5/18/2022 9:04:45 AM

Now we're being completely dishonest about economic matters in wrinkly khakis.

Joe Biden's reckless spending caused record inflation!

But one senator will fix inflation. Not only that, but apparently he will completely reverse it and cause record deflation so that you can fill your cart for the same price as before. "Full carts and happy kids again!" Seriously, WTF?! RIP sad muffin girl.

Also, we're not in a recession as assessed by independent economists. This is a Republican fabrication believed to politically convenient.

8/13/2022 7:47:45 AM

Now that lady doesn't have a pricey dental bill for those muffin cavities. Thanks Joe Biden!

Also, we don't know the whole story. I'm sure there's more to it. Maybe the kid just got done knocking down glass jars onto the floor in the grocery store. Maybe she pooped herself and her mom said "if you poop yourself, no muffins". Maybe she already gave the kid 6 treats that were already scanned in and the kid said "only 6, bitch?!?!" and is an ungrateful little shit. Maybe the kid was on some liberal websites declaring her love for Barrack Hussein Obama? I'm just saying....we don't know.

8/13/2022 8:49:05 PM

That's true. We don't know!

8/13/2022 10:13:15 PM

TIL: muffins cost $7691 more in today's dollars vs yesteryear

8/16/2022 9:42:47 AM

We the people demand full carts and happy kids AGAIN!

FCAHKA!

8/30/2022 7:30:29 PM

Quote :

"But one senator will fix inflation. Not only that, but apparently he will completely reverse it and cause record deflation so that you can fill your cart for the same price as before. "Full carts and happy kids again!" Seriously, WTF?! "

Fuck Ted Budd and you’re right that it’s a dumb ad…But isn’t this pretty much all political ads? I will stand up to [opposing party leader] and fix all the problems [opposing administration] has caused.

[Edited on August 30, 2022 at 8:47 PM. Reason : Hh]

8/30/2022 8:45:59 PM

Yes, it's both stupid and typical, but I have singled out Ted Budd for deserved ridicule. Actually, credit to PaulISdead.

8/30/2022 8:52:33 PM