Walter All American 7605 Posts user info edit post |
Cut a hole in one, throw that bitch in the microwave for about 3 minutes and it feels just like the real thing...trust me, I had sex with a female once. 6/24/2022 11:46:32 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8612 Posts user info edit post |
Wonder why the goat never answered your calls after 6/25/2022 3:22:36 PM
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Cabbage All American 2052 Posts user info edit post |
Because the goat was asked to replicate the cantaloupe experience perfectly. 6/25/2022 3:29:06 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
it's called a cannalope if it lets you fuck it, a cantaloupe if it says no 6/25/2022 3:41:19 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8612 Posts user info edit post |
They cut a hole in a cow and let you fish out a can of skoal in the brickyard 6/25/2022 3:59:03 PM
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Cabbage All American 2052 Posts user info edit post |
^^My bad. I think I was confused because I've never had one say yes to me. ![](images/frown.gif) 6/25/2022 4:10:15 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8612 Posts user info edit post |
The texture feels nice but not nearly absorbent enough for intimate fluids 6/25/2022 8:37:35 PM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27411 Posts user info edit post |
dip trip flip fantasia 6/26/2022 12:11:59 AM
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zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I shitted in yo mama mouf. Do that count? 6/26/2022 12:28:00 AM
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