now they are eating and farting

4/2/2023 2:29:00 PM

I used to be all about shredding the slopes and some après-ski. Now I just want to sit around, eat, and stay within 15 minutes of my shitter.

4/2/2023 2:40:55 PM

I used to be a bubblebobble defender

4/2/2023 3:25:10 PM

hobbies used to be snowboarding and drinking my own piss

4/2/2023 6:01:03 PM

My hobbies used to be glory hole parties and collecting Pogs…they still are but they use to too

4/2/2023 6:35:05 PM

sometimes i hold it for a few days to see if i can fill the bowl

4/5/2023 6:08:40 PM

literal shit posting, nice going

4/5/2023 6:10:00 PM

^^I usually do that over the weekend when my morning routine is disrupted.

4/5/2023 7:24:33 PM

I too am a morning pooper

4/5/2023 11:31:13 PM

i just ripped a huge fart and the vibration nearly made me cum

4/6/2023 4:34:30 PM

I'm not sure if I believe that claim :3

4/6/2023 7:22:14 PM

working on a bowl filler right now! its like a dairy queen ice cream cone!!!!

4/6/2023 8:12:23 PM

“And then I got high”

4/6/2023 11:20:02 PM