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Walter
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Thinking of getting into burial plot flipping…tips?

5/20/2023 9:42:35 PM

Kickstand
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Go for it. People are dying to get into it.

5/20/2023 9:47:49 PM

StTexan
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^people literally die to get into it

5/20/2023 9:53:41 PM

TreeTwista10
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The Property Pallbearer Brothers

5/20/2023 10:10:17 PM

Walter
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“Watch us take this vacant burial plot from drab to fab!”

5/21/2023 9:45:57 AM

The Coz
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Quote :
"^people literally die to get into it"

I wonder whether that was the joke. . .

5/21/2023 11:25:04 AM

BubbleBobble
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^ha

5/21/2023 9:03:30 PM

Kickstand
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Spoiler alert























That was the joke.

5/22/2023 12:07:54 PM

fatcatt316
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More of that classic deadpan humor

5/22/2023 1:27:21 PM

Bullet
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When I was a young kid, my dad told me that every time we drove past a cemetery ("people are dying to get in there")

5/22/2023 1:45:34 PM

The Coz
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^Same, except he would phrase it as a question. "You know why they had to put up a fence around the cemetery? Because people were dying to get in!" (Groans from the backseat)

5/22/2023 2:11:28 PM

Walter
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Business/Marketing Strategy:

1) Deploy sales team to mass-casualty events where the victims are missing/unrecoverable (9/11…MH370…Pompei…etc).
2) Talk to relatives so you can find victims who had purchased a burial plot for themselves, which are now useless with nothing to bury.
3) Offer pennies on the dollar.
4) ????

5/22/2023 4:39:53 PM

Walter
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Seems like a good deal even for $800…think I can lowball them for like $300, spruce up the plot a bit (pull weeds, add flowers, maybe some “Welcome Home” signs or something), then flip it for a cool $1,000

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/819854379519576

9/13/2023 4:32:07 PM

emnsk
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there's gotta be some money in starting some remote/exotic burial cemetery locations

like up in a mountain somewhere, planting a tree with the body or something
or in the prairie

probably exists already

but if not, that's the business to go into

9/13/2023 4:39:57 PM

The Coz
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Coffin Flopping is a better business model:

9/13/2023 6:57:32 PM

PaulISdead
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These need to be converted to multiuse developments

9/13/2023 9:07:13 PM

Bullet
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^somewhat relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6tpI1_ASE

9/14/2023 1:16:33 PM

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