It really makes me want to buy groceries!

9/10/2023 6:05:08 PM

You're gonna have to explain what you mean here to me, The Coz

9/10/2023 9:42:11 PM

9/10/2023 11:24:40 PM

they should do a part two about the divorced dad needing a place to shop and learn to cook on his own and then he finds... publix

9/10/2023 11:29:00 PM

That's a great idea, actually. And much more relateable.

9/11/2023 6:32:59 AM

Yeah why are we making Chris replacement Dad, what happened to sperm donor dad?

And WTF does this have to do with groceries?

9/11/2023 8:34:24 AM

According to YouTube comments, people seem to really love it and many claim it makes them cry. Seriously?! I think it's a bunch of sappy crap that has nothing to do with a grocery store. Except the girl did spill some milk. Perhaps that's what folks are crying over despite the conventional wisdom.

9/11/2023 8:54:22 AM

I'd love to see more commercials like this, just having absolutely nothing to do with whatever they're selling

9/11/2023 9:37:31 AM

^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1XM4INk8l8

Heads up, it's british too!

Also what the hell was this one lmao
it could be a skit if it was just a bit less professional in the camera work

[Edited on September 11, 2023 at 9:49 AM. Reason : I've always wondered. how does this type of crap get through a studio without someone saying tf?]

9/11/2023 9:48:40 AM

She spilled milk, and he said, "that's perfect".

He lied. Chris is a liar. They want you to lie to your children.

***************

^ The kid's like, "finally, something I share with my dead dad: a love of junk food and sloppy eating habits... I'm a chip off the old block!"

So the kid of the dead dad becomes addicted to trash food to emulate his dead dad, gets a simultaneous heart attack and stroke, and dies just like his dead dad did.

9/13/2023 4:50:23 AM

Two theories:

1. Chris was being sarcastic and passive-aggressive. He meant it was the opposite of perfect.

2. She didn't actually spill the milk, but just had an uncontrolled / unmeasured add to the bowl.

I prefer theory 1. Seems like typical abusive stepdad behavior.

9/13/2023 8:06:02 AM

That filet-o-fish is the saddest legacy

9/13/2023 9:22:17 AM

What she order, Fish fillet?

9/13/2023 9:32:50 AM