can we henceforth change his name from "Mark Robinson" to "Mark Robinson the porn addict"?

9/24/2024 11:03:14 PM

Mark Robinson, Porn Again Christian

9/24/2024 11:32:25 PM

Lol, PLEASE file a lawsuit, dumbass. Please, for the love of all that is holy, file a damn lawsuit, so CNN can nail your ass to the wall on this with a countersuit you can't dismiss.

Seriously, if whatever law firm took this up has any sense, they will tell him to shut the fuck up ASAP. Calling CNN liars can and will get him a defamation claim, and when they can prove it was actually him, he's toast.

9/25/2024 12:37:39 AM

Yeah, but all that won't transpire until after the election.

9/25/2024 6:31:23 AM

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"This man has my vote. I’ve had my eye on him for quite some time….hope many others will see him as NC governor and vote! Negative comments will be deleted. Again this is my page, my soapbox. You can use your own if you disagree. .... So many lies told about him ... I haven’t heard the lies because I don’t watch CNN. He announced today that his campaign hired a law firm to get to the bottom of the slander. My child isn’t in public school anymore but any Christian who has kids in school should want him in office. I think he’d do better for the teachers as well."

9/25/2024 9:41:38 AM

The level of denial required to dismiss this as "CNN lies" is astounding, especially when coupled with the complete acceptance of the Haitian story... Painstaking research over several weeks with tons of corroberating evidence? All lies! A single Facebook post that was later retracted? God's own truth!

[Edited on September 25, 2024 at 10:01 AM. Reason : ]

9/25/2024 9:59:41 AM

The middle class: We can't afford food, gas, or housing. Inflation is too damn high!

Mark Robinson, the porn & sex addict: I've got tens (or hundreds) of thousands of dollars for legal fees to fight these salacious lies!

[Edited on September 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM. Reason : add note]

9/25/2024 10:40:40 AM

^^^Is that a Facebook post?

9/25/2024 11:19:23 AM

Maybe....

9/25/2024 4:35:09 PM

Someone calling it "my page" is mildly humorous.

9/25/2024 9:33:53 PM

What if it's a post by Mark Zuckerberg?

9/25/2024 9:37:52 PM

9/25/2024 11:30:50 PM

^LOL!

9/26/2024 3:01:41 AM

I want to see a screenshot of the post where he said slavery is not bad, slavery should be brought back, and he would buy a few slaves himself

[Edited on September 26, 2024 at 9:52 AM. Reason : ]

9/26/2024 9:42:39 AM

At least he doesn't sniff boxer shorts

9/26/2024 11:01:45 AM

9/26/2024 3:32:13 PM

i mean, we're all slaves to the IRS

[Edited on September 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM. Reason : is the IRS bad?]

9/26/2024 6:02:23 PM

9/26/2024 6:14:52 PM

In a way we are all slaves and time is the master

9/26/2024 7:11:33 PM

The current forecast has Mark Robinson excited AF

9/27/2024 7:07:59 AM

Mark Robinson is endorsed by [cardboard cutout] Donald Trump!

9/27/2024 8:42:48 PM

more like thin blue belt

9/27/2024 8:54:38 PM

Is he in a bathroom? Or a cloting store near the dressing rooms? Either way, very gubernatorial.

9/27/2024 8:58:01 PM

Barry Goldwater...
In your heart, you know he's right

9/27/2024 9:39:26 PM

Quote :

"A CLOTING STORE"

9/27/2024 10:44:10 PM

Better, or worse than 4 Seasons landscaping?

9/27/2024 11:03:08 PM

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/nc-lt-gov-mark-robinson-hospitalized-source-says/V57IGAYVIJGO5IPJOGUEPMO2GU/

Mark Robinson admitted to hospital after being overcome with guilt.

9/27/2024 11:10:27 PM

Word has it his wife lit his ass up after she read some of the shit he was posting about her sister

9/28/2024 1:18:50 AM

Nah she just put out an ad doubling down her support for him!

9/28/2024 1:48:23 AM

Article of clothing left behind by the alleged arsonist

Quote :

"It wasn’t immediately clear what happened at the Mount Airy event. The Washington Post reported that Robinson “burned his hand leaning against a truck” and “is fine and home now.” Lonergan did not immediately respond to additional questions Friday night "

Damn. I sure hope it wasn't his jacking hand.

[Edited on September 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM. Reason : . ]

9/28/2024 1:49:51 AM

Did this dummy lean up against an exhaust component or something?

9/28/2024 8:46:11 AM

Probably burned it jacking his hot, spicy boner of course.

9/28/2024 10:59:29 AM

hope he can fap to tranny porn with his right hand

9/28/2024 3:23:08 PM

^^^He literally did exactly that.

In other news, stoves are hot.

9/28/2024 10:26:35 PM

He made SNL

9/29/2024 12:38:40 AM

I can't wait for the Netflix biopic series

9/29/2024 3:51:38 PM

^^Which skit? Or was it Weekend Update?

9/29/2024 9:06:54 PM

Cold open

9/29/2024 9:09:54 PM

also $100,000 Pyramid

9/29/2024 9:30:59 PM

^^I didn't see him there in the Cold Open on the YouTube clip. Did I already forget?

9/29/2024 11:46:15 PM

Oh maybe i forgot which skit

9/30/2024 12:03:45 AM

He was in the opening, the game-show skit, and weekend update.

Have yall see that AI commercial? That shit is weird.

https://indyweek.com/news/wake/raleigh-millionaire-launches-ai-attack-campaign-targeting-mark-robinson/

9/30/2024 10:41:38 AM

Quote :

"$100,000 Pyramid"

This is what I meant.

9/30/2024 11:15:06 AM

my kids have turned "The reason whyyyyy..." (in Mark Robinson, the porn addict voice) into a living meme. it's hilarious hearing 7 and 9 year old girls explain why they didn't get their beds made in this loud, preachy voice. 10/10

10/1/2024 2:20:59 PM

Glad the narrative has turned that Robinson has been the only government official boots on the ground in Western NC after the hurricane, because he posed for a photo op at the Louisburg airport loading a plane with supplies. Repub's are falling all over each other to defend him as the only one actually helping in western NC. Meanwhile he got trolled so fucking hard in Hillsborough this weekend. My favorite was the guy with the large sign that read "Google Mark Robinson's Dookie Shoot." Great shit.

10/7/2024 8:29:05 PM

^chute, not shoot

10/7/2024 9:03:06 PM

Great chute

10/7/2024 10:03:26 PM

Who all up shootin they dookies right now?

10/7/2024 10:11:10 PM

shoot exposed???

10/8/2024 9:38:06 AM

shoot em up ----->

10/8/2024 10:01:31 AM