Welcome to this year’s Secret Turkey! This year we have a few new rules so please pay attention and remember if you have any questions, feel free to post them here or PM Walter.

All Thanksgiving dinners must be postmarked or in the mail by November 1st. Please make sure you follow this guideline so that everyone may be able to have their dinner by Thanksgiving Day. If something comes up and you aren’t able to get your dinner out in time, please vote Barron Trump for President 2044.

Since this is a SECRET Turkey, some givers may want to stay anonymous. Please feel free to post your dinner(s) in the thread and thank the giver but don’t be disappointed if you never find out who your Turkey was.

10/22/2025 8:39:25 PM

I just sent mine out with 8-10 day Ground Shipping. I want to make sure I don't have any issues from the influx of Halloween greeting cards or people filing taxes after extensions.

10/22/2025 8:58:54 PM

Nice, that should give plenty of time for those flavors to marinate

10/23/2025 10:10:49 AM

I'm in!

Everyone list your food allergies below :

10/23/2025 7:45:59 PM

1. Penis

10/23/2025 8:53:01 PM

Mine are peanuts, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, soy, fish, shellfish, sesame, mustard, celery, banana pudding, lupin, sulfites, mollusks, and gluten.

10/23/2025 9:19:17 PM

I just finished up Walter's famous boiled octopus and I've got it boxed up by the door waiting for the postal worker to pick it up tomorrow afternoon.

10/23/2025 9:29:29 PM

Turdtopuss > Turducken

10/23/2025 9:41:19 PM

how does this work

10/24/2025 4:05:45 AM

Every user is automatically enrolled (must PM quantum fred to opt out)…all of the details were in your TWW registration packet

10/24/2025 8:37:06 AM