Found out on my birthday last June that my husband got fucked in the ass by a transgender woman.

So, I kicked him out of the bedroom and into the guest room and told him I wanted him to move out. Then I started dating other guys...and my (not soon enough to be ex) husband found out and got mad at me. So I said to him "What? Are you mad that I'm getting better dick than you?"

Well, now I own this house outright and I get every other weekend child free.

Also I had my gallbladder removed 4 days ago and apparently my digestive system doesnt like it when I eat anything

Also, also...he decided to lawyer up and had to pay a shit ton of money for her to write up the separation agreement. And I fucked with him by making him go get it changed multipletimes before I signed it, since it cost him over $500 every time it needed to be changed.
Right about the time his parents said that they couldnt continue to front the bill for the attorney fees anymore is when he realized that yet again we should have done it how I suggested - outside of attorneys and save money and write our own agreement, back date it, and file it at the court house. But instead he (or I guess his parents) are out a lot of money...unless he decided to ise his share of the equity I paid him to pay them back.

He also had learned how much I did with everyday tasks. I dropped him from my car insurance and because he still hasn't figured out how to change his mailing address, I got a letter in the mail addressed to him. I sent him anpicture of the envelope and asked him if he wanted me to see what the letter that was sent to him said, in order to minimize any sudden movements.he said yes...so I opened the letter, took a picture, and sent it to him. The letter was from his insurance company saying that his insurance lapsed...because he thought the insurance agent was just going to move him over with a new insurance and talk for no more than 2 minutes at a time.


Anyway, Im single and ready to mingle!

Id be happy to answer any questions!

3/16/2026 9:10:29 PM

In retrospect, should you have seen this coming?

3/16/2026 9:13:30 PM

3/16/2026 9:36:46 PM

1. Sorry to hear about your martial woes.

2. If you really want to make your soon-to-be ex mad, you can send him the video of you and I bwning.
He might even get angry enough to throw some napkins.

3. Hey sawahash.

3/16/2026 9:43:44 PM

Quote :

"In retrospect, should you have seen this coming?"

Yes. While I was surprised...I also wasnt.

Quote :

"He might even get angry enough to throw some napkins"

Now thay is a hilarious reference! I forgot all about that

3/16/2026 10:15:31 PM

Quote :

"my husband got fucked in the ass by a transgender woman"

Women don’t have cocks, your husband got fucked in the ass by a dude

3/16/2026 10:25:37 PM

send nudes

3/16/2026 10:48:26 PM

To piggyback off mr green, i was gonna offer $5 per

3/16/2026 10:53:14 PM

Quote :

"Women don’t have cocks, your husband got fucked in the ass by a dude"

Yeah, I was trying to keep it PC...but when I'm talking to friends I generally say that he "got fucked in the ass by a tranny"

Quote :

"send nudes"

Quote :

"To piggyback off mr green, i was gonna offer $5 per"

I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I've had a glow up and there are some pictures on my phone that even I like looking at!
But I also have pictures from that text conversation...
Either way, im probably not gonna send them!

3/16/2026 11:01:04 PM