10/31/2012 8:11:34 PM

That may be grounds for divorce.

10/31/2012 8:12:18 PM

they help me grip her face when I get weird

10/31/2012 8:12:59 PM

That's grounds for getting kicked in the nads

10/31/2012 8:14:24 PM

^^ haahhaha

10/31/2012 8:15:21 PM

guilty, mostly because she didn't want to see my feet

10/31/2012 8:16:30 PM

O NOES! YOU AINT BRINGIN DEM BARE ASS FEETS UP IN HUR

PUT ON YOUR SHOES THAT LOOK LIKE FEET!

10/31/2012 8:18:31 PM

Nothing like some extra protection for a game of 20 toes.

10/31/2012 8:20:26 PM

ahahahhha

you guys are killing me

10/31/2012 8:21:14 PM

Why would you be fucking someone if you didn't want to see their feet?

People are so weird.

10/31/2012 8:25:34 PM

admittedly i do have ugly cavemen feet, meanwhile hers were good enough for high fashion

i only bang 10s

10/31/2012 8:28:41 PM

problem solved.

10/31/2012 8:30:25 PM

how can I pivot and make this thread about armpits

10/31/2012 8:30:27 PM

I think you just did

10/31/2012 8:31:43 PM

make a thread about hippies taking pics of their armpits

10/31/2012 8:32:37 PM

my armpit pic thread was a huge flop

10/31/2012 8:33:25 PM

lolz

10/31/2012 8:35:04 PM

settledown is my 2nd favorite user

10/31/2012 8:35:31 PM

Dude is rocking some kicks

10/31/2012 9:20:10 PM

post when you wear Hulk hands during a blowjob

10/31/2012 9:45:17 PM

I am going to do this in honor of this thread.

Is it better or worse if we both wear them?

10/31/2012 9:52:13 PM

approximately twice as bad

10/31/2012 9:53:00 PM

Then I'll make sure we do it several times for good measure.

10/31/2012 9:54:01 PM

take pics

post them in the thread

watch it grow to 100 pages

10/31/2012 10:03:04 PM

Consider it done.

10/31/2012 10:08:09 PM

I have Hulk Hands and a Thor Hammer and a Captain America shield.

Sounds like it's time for some weird Avengers sex.

10/31/2012 10:08:18 PM

11/1/2012 10:56:10 AM

this thread has somehow gone from absurd to very real

11/1/2012 2:36:12 PM

No, but I've given her 5 fingers.

11/1/2012 3:38:49 PM

he better not have sent you pics yet

11/1/2012 3:43:46 PM

yet

11/1/2012 3:45:23 PM

Quote :

"yet"

11/1/2012 4:21:19 PM

I am a woman of my word.

You should know this by now.

11/1/2012 4:21:57 PM

I do know this

11/1/2012 4:22:44 PM

Born to Fuck

11/1/2012 7:13:39 PM

???

11/5/2012 8:41:46 AM

I'm counting down the days till I get laid again too, trust me. 4. Or maybe 5.

11/5/2012 8:52:09 AM

11/5/2012 8:54:37 AM

I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore!

A lady came in for some new shoes

Some new shoes from the store!

New shoes she wanted, five fingers she got!

I don't work there anymore!

11/5/2012 9:44:07 AM