Quote :

"I have seen pictures of squirt in the nude. "

11/11/2009 4:42:19 PM

send some moar, ppl.


[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:42 PM. Reason : goddammit]

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:44 PM. Reason : goddammit again]

11/11/2009 4:42:38 PM

Quote :

"i think more people should try doing someone of their same sex at least once. men really do give pretty good blow jobs."

11/11/2009 4:44:26 PM

^^^ Shit, link pls

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:44 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 4:44:38 PM

all these dudes confessing about blow jobs from other dudes are lying.

^i didn't say i had them

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 4:44:50 PM

Quote :

"I have seen my sister naked, and I looked at her vag. It was hairy, but I guess that was normal for 1988. "

11/11/2009 4:46:00 PM

^^ if you're gay, it's fairly normal to you.

11/11/2009 4:46:19 PM

This is a strange thread.

11/11/2009 4:48:31 PM

Quote :

"I've seen Sonia's boobs. They're like... negative A cups. "

11/11/2009 4:52:32 PM

Quote :

"I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and a hooker, but only if he makes a deeper commitment to me. "

damn

11/11/2009 4:52:43 PM

Quote :

"i was legitimately attracted to chickenhead, but never got a chance to meet her. When she died, I was so bummed out i took a couple days off work. "

11/11/2009 4:53:53 PM

Quote :

"when i was in middle school i used to have very, very, vile and dirty fantasies about my preacher's wife. there's something just really exciting about sitting in a pew during a service, and all you can think of is strong arming and wrecking the preacher's wife, bent over the communion table, in front of the whole congregation."

I lol'd

11/11/2009 4:56:00 PM

Quote :

"I used to work at Blockbuster and hooked up with a male co-worker one night in the back of the store. Our work relationship was always weird after that"

11/11/2009 4:57:01 PM

Quote :

"I have a child with another TWWer, but he doesn't know that the baby isn't his."

11/11/2009 4:59:27 PM

Quote :

"there was this one twwer that i used to chat with online who one day told me she liked to be treated like a whore so her and i spent the good part of two months having explicit domination focused cyber sex while we were both at work. one day we were going to fool around for 30minutes and if both of us were feeling it we were going have sex. that day i ended up going out of town and met the girl who became my girlfriend. i sometimes masturbate to what would have happened that day had we met up. "

11/11/2009 5:00:27 PM

Quote :

"I just realized that when I had my first part time job my manager was always hitting on me and he was kinda touchy but since I was still a virgin during the first half of that job I didn't see it as him hitting on me. But looking back at it I'm kinda creeped out."

11/11/2009 5:06:46 PM

Quote :

"masturbating in public places is really, really fun"

okay then.

11/11/2009 5:08:08 PM

aha A++

Quote :

"I want to throw a party and have porn playing on the tv the whole time as a conversation piece/ice breaker. "

11/11/2009 5:12:52 PM

Quote :

"I have wasted an entire day reading people's confessions. "

11/11/2009 5:14:02 PM

^^ the porn thing works for smaller gatherings not sure on how a large party would be... probably end up with lots of dudes and a few chicks...

11/11/2009 5:15:40 PM

... how do you know that?

11/11/2009 5:16:07 PM

Quote :

"I want to throw a party and have porn playing in the background in hopes that an orgy might break out. "

11/11/2009 5:17:24 PM

Quote :

"I have a lot of dreams about TWW females. They are always sexual, and are always like 3 or 4 girls at the same time. I REALLY wish I could make that shit happen irl. "

I think there is a reason this was sent to me.

11/11/2009 5:17:33 PM

lemme get dat confession

11/11/2009 5:18:05 PM

^^^^we do it as a joke sometimes when 5-7 people come over for drinks.

all it does is weed out the prudish bitchy girls. haha

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:19 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 5:18:21 PM

Quote :

"some times I fantasize about have sex with the people I work for. "

11/11/2009 5:19:57 PM

I want to play!!!
I'm very trustworthy . . .

11/11/2009 5:19:59 PM

what exactly happened to chickenhead?

11/11/2009 5:20:30 PM

none of your god damned business

11/11/2009 5:22:29 PM

Quote :

"I had gay sex in a movie theater. twice. people definitely saw and it turned me on. "

11/11/2009 5:22:32 PM

Quote :

"I paid my tuition for 2 years by selling ecstacy "

11/11/2009 5:22:40 PM

Quote :

"I stole a sex tape made by my former roommate and his girlfriend"

11/11/2009 5:23:05 PM

^ UT PORN!

11/11/2009 5:23:28 PM

People keep PMing me ridiculous shit.

11/11/2009 5:24:23 PM

I once touched God's dick.

11/11/2009 5:24:54 PM

Really? When?

11/11/2009 5:25:54 PM

Quote :

"I used the same comdom twice, on two different girls. "

11/11/2009 5:26:30 PM

Quote :

"I almost checked into rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse "

11/11/2009 5:26:42 PM

^^^ in my dreams.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:27 PM. Reason : carrot]

11/11/2009 5:26:57 PM

Quote :

"i once got drunk and told people who i thought were my friends the good and the bad about my sex life with a former GF... it cost me the GF and the friends. "

11/11/2009 5:27:55 PM

Quote :

"God's dick is the stuff of legends."

11/11/2009 5:27:59 PM

That person speaks the truth.

11/11/2009 5:28:50 PM

i didn't know you swung both ways Godsy.

11/11/2009 5:30:26 PM

Quote :

"I have devirginized a twwer "

Quote :

"I lost my virginity to my best friend's sister He still doesn't know"

11/11/2009 5:31:02 PM

Quote :

"there is someone who posted on page 14 that I would have sex with "

11/11/2009 5:33:41 PM

Shit. I posted on Page 14!

11/11/2009 5:34:27 PM

Quote :

"I didn't get as much out of my last serious relationship as I wanted. "

11/11/2009 5:34:35 PM

Quote :

"I used to hook up with a twwer for drugs. "

11/11/2009 5:35:02 PM

^^me too. we are so gonna get it

11/11/2009 5:35:31 PM

Its been more than an hour since I've gotten a confession, come on tdub I know you've got more secrets!!!

11/11/2009 5:36:33 PM