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3/4/2014 2:39:58 PM

I changed my text tone to a cat's meow. Every time I received one today, I start giggling.

3/4/2014 10:14:49 PM

Friday Friday Gotta get down on Friday

3/4/2014 10:22:36 PM

Friday Friday Gotta get down on Friday

3/4/2014 10:22:59 PM

I know I shouldn't keep putting in the effort with this girl but I can't help it

3/4/2014 11:52:46 PM

The commercial with the two boys fighting over the toilet while their mom is in the bath is weird to me.

3/5/2014 6:18:22 PM

^^
I like the emoticon you chose to associate to that post

3/5/2014 6:28:24 PM

I just keep getting nonstop bad news.

3/5/2014 6:33:00 PM

Oh noes!

Chin up, bro

3/5/2014 7:36:10 PM

[Edited on March 5, 2014 at 8:17 PM. Reason : derp]

3/5/2014 8:17:08 PM

i must have hit rock bottom again

3/5/2014 10:43:26 PM

Took double my dose of Demerol...feel like I'm crosseyed

3/5/2014 10:52:02 PM

^^what???? why?

text me

3/6/2014 9:53:42 AM

i'm thinking its friday and getting disappointed each time i look at the day

3/6/2014 10:05:32 AM

week of FAILS

3/6/2014 10:36:52 AM

my teeth hurt

3/6/2014 1:07:02 PM

Fuck those assholes that break in line at the two lane drive thru You know you see the line waiting to get to the split!

3/6/2014 1:58:48 PM

you know they're going to do it, just beat them to it

3/6/2014 2:00:17 PM

At most of them, sure. But this one in particular you can't if you are stuck in line behind the car trying to pull into the inside lane. There is a concrete border on the right hand side that keeps you from going around. So it leaves room for others to break in line.




[Edited on March 6, 2014 at 2:10 PM. Reason : This is Wendy's at the corner of Capital and New Hope btw]]

3/6/2014 2:04:40 PM

I just counted my houseplants, and I have 55 of them. I'm still sad when one dies.

3/6/2014 3:00:33 PM

3/6/2014 3:30:51 PM

What up peeps!!!!!

3/6/2014 8:26:35 PM

People forming a shitty opinion about me when they don't know all the details I'm a good person

3/6/2014 8:28:27 PM

Thank you for taking the to it a try?

3/6/2014 8:47:12 PM

No, you cannot have my money. But thanks for contacting me after 3.5 years though. Friend.

3/6/2014 9:49:23 PM

Thank you, god, for throwing more horrible shit at me while dealing with what I thought was the worst situation in my life.

And thank you, WAYTA thread for letting me vent things I can't vent elsewhere.

[Edited on March 6, 2014 at 9:56 PM. Reason : ]

3/6/2014 9:55:31 PM

3/6/2014 10:03:01 PM

I can't believe the game that Big Fat Boris Diaw is having.

3/6/2014 10:03:49 PM

apparently I was in the 5th grade 20 years ago

3/6/2014 10:14:38 PM

^^^^
Please elaborate. "The worst situation of your life" is a pretty noteworthy occurrence, which I and many other TWWers might like to hear about.

I actually came to this thread to post...

I just went to http://www.buttfuck.com/ just out of curiosity, and got the message

Quote :

"If you are interested in learning more about the opportunities that exist with this domain name, please contact DomainVentures@mail.com."

I'm half-tempted to contact them, but what the fuck is mail.com

3/6/2014 10:18:29 PM

I think I've come to conclusion that when Peter does laundry it just ends in me doing more work since I'm the one that actually has to fold and put the laundry away. But I also have to lent brush my black shirts that he washed with the white towels and iron because he over packed the dryer. I appreciate the attempt to help, but I hate fucking ironing.

I should probably go to bed.

3/6/2014 10:36:36 PM

Men will never understand women's laundry. It's one of the fundamental truths in the universe.

3/6/2014 10:39:42 PM

I can't say yet, but soon.^^^

3/6/2014 10:52:23 PM

good. eagerly awaiting.

3/6/2014 10:57:35 PM

I assure you it's -9.5 on the excitement scale of 1-10. It's only important to me.

3/6/2014 10:59:36 PM

MEN.

I neatly folded and stacked his laundry and put it next to his dresser for him to put away. Do you think he ever did?

at the time,I didnt yet know where he likes his clothes and in what drawers, I should have just put it all away and say fuck it

3/6/2014 10:59:44 PM

^^
dammit. well if it's the worst situation in your life, it must be pretty dramatic/compelling in some objective sense...or so it seemed, anyway. but if it's that fucking trivial, then just smile and say fuck it but I'm hoping you're overestimating the situation's dullness.

3/6/2014 11:03:21 PM

Ok ok ok. I can tell you in one week.

3/6/2014 11:05:42 PM

Am I the only guy who does his own laundry?

3/6/2014 11:20:44 PM

Yes. No.

3/6/2014 11:21:46 PM

I need to get a girlfriend ASAP

3/6/2014 11:25:04 PM

^^^nope, it's not hard

3/6/2014 11:26:45 PM

I kinda miss living in Raleigh, although if i moved back i know it would not be he same experience at all

3/6/2014 11:35:08 PM

It is a little concerning when the xray tech says "and here's the alignment of your spine ... I am not a doctor, so I won't comment."

What's wrong with my spine?

Also I hate going to the doctor thinking they might do an xray so I might have to do a pee test, but then they don't make me do that and I reeeeally have to pee by the time I get to leave.

3/7/2014 3:28:11 PM

I feel like I'm going to vomit so hard right now

3/7/2014 3:30:39 PM

^^ that is weird, I don't comment at all unless they ask me a direct question and my answer is "I don't know, I'm not a doctor". Peter has mild scoliosis that I didn't know about until I took his chest x-ray. Apparently, he knew about it but forgot to tell me.

Calling out the alignment of your spine would usually mean scoliosis to me, but it has to be a fairly drastic angle to actually matter. I'm sure it's fine.

3/7/2014 4:30:46 PM

it was the top of my spine. they were looking at the c spine. isn't scoliosis evident lower?

3/7/2014 4:34:59 PM

probably evidence of vestigial wings

3/7/2014 4:36:15 PM

yeah scoliosis is usually the middle of your back. For some reason I assumed it was a standard chest x-ray. When dealing with the neck, if it was serious they wouldn't let you go home. Sometimes the lateral view can show a straight vertebral column, which is a sign of muscle tension. It would be difficult for a tech to determine anything else without taking measurements, imo.

3/7/2014 5:34:49 PM

I was in there for a pinched nerve that seems to be causing some muscle issues. The muscles in the back of my neck are really tight, so I guess that was probably it.

3/7/2014 5:42:39 PM