10/18/2012 1:39:03 AM

only have 49 bills. need 50 to complete this stack of $1000.

10/19/2012 1:30:59 PM

Can't find my chapstick. Guess I'll open a new one.

10/19/2012 2:01:50 PM

McDonald's screwed up my drink order this morning and I didn't know until I was already on the highway so I had nothing to drink during my commute. I fired off a strongly worded email in hopes of receiving some free meal coupons

10/24/2012 9:34:05 AM

I can't decide whether to make a wedding folder or a wedding binder.

I also really wish there was a grocery store in Park West Village instead of in the center across the street. That would be far more convenient for my post-work errands today.

[Edited on October 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2012 4:26:39 PM

^ will there be women in it?

10/24/2012 4:27:35 PM

I would do binder

10/24/2012 4:40:26 PM

Some jerk brought Boston cream doughnuts into work and now I have to eat one

10/31/2012 11:22:40 AM

we have a safety audit at work tomorrow and i am concerned that a few of our fire extinguishers are out of date

10/31/2012 12:24:36 PM

You're going to need a binder Skwink

10/31/2012 12:35:42 PM

I am stuck in my house watching the movers pack up everything, including my coffee maker. I think I got 3.5 hours of sleep and I really need some coffee.

11/6/2012 10:01:44 AM

boil or microwave water to boiling, turn off the heat for like 3 minutes, and put coffee grounds in a tea strainer or maybe tie the ends of a filter up and let it steep like a tea bag. let it sit for like 4 minutes, and you've got coffee.

use third world solutions to first world problems

[Edited on November 6, 2012 at 10:15 AM. Reason : 1-2 tbspn / 8oz water]

11/6/2012 10:13:40 AM

I would do that except they packed the microwave already and are currently packing everything around the stove. And my coffee grounds. But I have some coffee singles I am going to inhale as soon as they leave the kitchen.

11/6/2012 10:16:05 AM

or just go to the gas station and snort a caffeine pill

either / or

11/6/2012 10:17:27 AM

I think I twisted my ankle moving all of my girlfriend's summer shoes up to the attic and bringing down her winter shoes.

11/6/2012 10:18:46 AM

If I could leave I totally would.

I have been seriously eyeing the old style 4Loko that is in my fridge.

11/6/2012 10:19:31 AM

i left my headphones in my car and i really don't feel like walking downstairs but i really want to watch netflix

11/9/2012 9:38:31 AM

^that was me on wednesday! I went all the way to my car for them and then couldn't find them so I went back to my desk and they were under some papers... that was during the rain/snow storm too

11/9/2012 9:39:59 AM

Can't decide if I should use shea butter or coconut oil in the sugar scrubs I'll be making for friends this Christmas. I'll probably end up doing coconut oil since I can buy it at Trader Joe's lol.

11/9/2012 9:47:46 AM

got called into work, and there is nothing to do...

11/9/2012 9:59:14 AM

lol...

at work with literally nothing to do.

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11/9/2012 9:59:50 AM

I'm getting paid to play on tww and fb at this point, but both are so slow, I'm gonna get antsy real quick

11/9/2012 10:01:24 AM

^^ Same.

11/9/2012 10:13:51 AM

i don't have a facebook but now i see why people do...

i'm debating going on 4chan or netflix but im scared




there is almost no one in the office, no one worth talking to.

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[Edited on November 9, 2012 at 10:17 AM. Reason : help me jesus.]

11/9/2012 10:15:53 AM

I'm currently perusing Black Friday deals but that will only last so long.

11/9/2012 10:17:59 AM

I guess i'll do that as well

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11/9/2012 10:20:36 AM

I just had to buy a special antenna adapter to install Sirius in my 3rd vehicle.

11/9/2012 11:30:55 AM

lol its 2012 and you don't listen to an ipod or npr

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[Edited on November 9, 2012 at 11:36 AM. Reason : l e l]

11/9/2012 11:36:03 AM

They were out of Klondike bars so I had to settle for an ice cream sandwich

11/9/2012 11:55:39 AM

I have to wait 6 extra days to get the red version of the phone I want.

The blue version comes out Tuesday, so I ordered both. I'll give someone else the blue one once the red comes in since my job is paying for both anyways.

Swapping phones is annoying!

11/9/2012 11:56:38 AM

i had to drive from tryon tmobile to cary town center tmobile to get my phone in black. that was like half my lunch

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11/9/2012 11:57:33 AM

My heated seats were on high and now my butt is sweaty.

11/15/2012 7:37:57 AM

Nobody sells the Lemon Greek Yogurt that I like anymore.

11/15/2012 8:06:28 AM

dammit. I accidentally bought the grape propel zero instead of blueberry pomegranate

11/15/2012 9:14:30 AM

I have been trying for months (years) to achieve the perfect amount of facial scruff without it turning raggedy or looking too manscaped. I feel like I can never get it right.

11/20/2012 1:45:16 PM

I can't find my wreath hangers Guess I'll have to stop by AC Moore and buy some more on the way home today.

12/5/2012 11:47:21 AM

some mornings it is extremely difficult to butter my waffles

12/5/2012 11:56:15 AM

From this morning: my chicken mini fell out of it's little mini bun and I had to use my clean fingers/hand to pick it up and put it back in

12/5/2012 12:01:40 PM

I am not hungry enough to care about starting to cook dinner. But I know if I don't I'll get a few hours from now and eat everything that isn't tied down.

1/24/2013 6:30:30 PM

TWW finally isn't giving me an error message anymore. It was like that for about 3 hours after I woke up.

[Edited on January 26, 2013 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2013 12:20:27 PM

^that

1/26/2013 12:46:58 PM

I just accidentally asked Maple to carry out a huge calculation, and now my whole window is covered with like 75 pages of calculus, and I have to highlight and erase it all

1/29/2013 2:08:16 PM

I took over 1500 pictures of my European vacation and now I'm too busy/bothered by work to edit them

1/30/2013 7:41:38 PM

Since Sunday I've worked 10a-2a; 8a-5a; 8a-3a; 8a-1a; 8a-1a; 8am-now just so I can take most of Saturday-Monday off

Too bad this happens every week even if I'm not taking off

2/2/2013 5:02:17 AM

Overheard at work yesterday:

"This isn't the good kind of bubble-wrap."

We weren't packaging anything, just popping it.

2/2/2013 6:05:28 AM

Waking up at 6am on a Saturday . I just want to sleep till noon like I did in HS

2/2/2013 6:14:49 AM

Saturday morning cartoons aren't what they used to be

2/2/2013 9:45:46 AM

Sounds like your schedule had another ClassicMixup

2/2/2013 10:15:40 AM

I take it back. The DC animated stuff isn't so bad.

2/2/2013 10:16:28 AM

I have to wait another 2 hours for another percocet.

2/7/2013 7:55:34 PM