a/c is not working at the office....in florida

[Edited on April 10, 2013 at 4:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/10/2013 4:19:50 PM

my cat 5 cable is too short so i am forced to use wifi

4/10/2013 10:42:25 PM

It was too late when I remembered I had bought a tiny container of coffee ice cream. No eating two hours before meds/bed.

4/10/2013 11:11:42 PM

my job just gave me another tablet. I have too many computers already!

4/11/2013 12:59:46 PM

want to take a short nap but a bug is flipping out in the light fixture still

cba to try to get him out and kill him

4/11/2013 9:05:53 PM

I want a second beer, and my fridge is full of delightful options, but I'm trying to cut way back on carbs to lose some weight pre-wedding. The one I had was my indulgence for the day.

[Edited on April 11, 2013 at 10:55 PM. Reason : e]

4/11/2013 10:54:44 PM

A few months ago, I got a new-to-me car with a nice radio, and I really want to brag to the world about how much I love it, but I can't because that would be unseemly. Plus, it's kind of embarrassing to brag about unimpressive things.

But, whatever, this thread solved my first world problem.

In case you missed it: I GOT A CAR, AND I LOVE IT! WOOT WOOT!

4/12/2013 12:20:51 AM

my internet is supposed to be 30 mbps but i only get 14 mbps from speedtest.

4/12/2013 12:55:48 AM

Sometimes, 1 hours feels like 5 hours and visa versa. I wish I was a damn Time Lord so I could correct these inconsistent perspectives.

4/12/2013 3:06:41 AM

Now I have the damn munchies. ITS TOO LATE/EARLY TO HAVE THE DAMN MUNCHIES

4/12/2013 3:10:04 AM

I wanna order two cheeseburgers, but that's not the bottom line

4/12/2013 9:05:29 PM

stupid software for class isn't working so i don't get to practice with this damned software now i'm falling asleep

4/15/2013 8:02:34 PM

My video card has 3 outputs but will only support using 2 at once.

4/16/2013 12:00:03 AM

dammit

i ran out of hazelnut creamer for my coffee and im stuck to using the free shit

4/16/2013 1:05:29 PM

My order from drugstore.com had government restricted items, so instead of free two-day shipping I got free regular speed shipping.

4/16/2013 6:46:03 PM

The blu-rays I have been watching are too clear. The picture needs to be a little more foggy like movies are supposed to be.

4/17/2013 2:02:19 AM

^in all honesty, oftentimes when watching a blu-ray it looks too clear and makes it look unrealistic for some reason.

4/17/2013 8:17:19 AM

I feel that way too. Creeps me out sometimes.

4/17/2013 8:23:53 AM

The thing that creeps me out are those tvs that have a transition mode where it's almost too fluid and it makes it look unnatural.

4/17/2013 8:35:15 AM

turn off motionflow or whatever it's called on your brand of tv.

4/17/2013 8:42:11 AM

I didn't know that was a thing, but now I wonder if that's what is trippy for me. I don't know shit about TVs.

4/17/2013 8:42:54 AM

Yeah I hate that crap. Some TVs call it Tru Motion or something like that. It makes it look like it is in Fast Forward to me. It is a setting that is easy to change tho

4/17/2013 9:33:45 AM

I like the creepiness of it. It's like Tyrion is right here in the living room with us.

4/17/2013 9:44:12 AM

Yea I set my Blu-ray player to 24p to avoid those weird transitions.

4/17/2013 9:46:55 AM

4G gets overloaded when power goes out, during a terrorist take-down.

4/19/2013 11:26:45 PM

thanks, Obama

4/19/2013 11:48:16 PM

I fucking type in pandora.com coz I wanna make a deep purple station but it starts out on my Krallice station and plays my favorite weakling song Now I gotta listen to this shit for like 10 minutes and I'll probably forget to chnage it later

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/22/2013 4:41:47 PM

I applied for a job on the internet about a month ago. The HR lady finnaly wrote me back and said she was sorry that she overlooked my return e-mail. I doubt the job is still open by now.

4/22/2013 9:01:12 PM

at sports clips there were 2 other people in back room getting scalp massage the same time as me

4/22/2013 9:44:16 PM

when I post a message and then want to edit it, sometimes the random string I slam out for "Reason for edit" adds up to a logical thought, and I have to re-slam it


[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 11:17 PM. Reason : we]

4/23/2013 11:17:02 PM

fucking playstation 3. I pretty much only use it to watch Blu-rays and netflix, but without fail it ALWAYS requires a fucking 20 minute update.

[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2013 2:26:19 PM

^ Haha! I hate that about my PS3.

Sucks......just burned my last package of Wildberry poptarts, so opened my box of Strawberry ones and yep....burned a package of those too. FML

4/28/2013 4:20:42 PM

you need a new toaster

4/28/2013 4:22:23 PM

Ha...actually bought a really nice new one before Christmas, and I still haven't used it. I use the stove (broil setting). Guess that's what I get for not wanting to use my toaster oven. Don't ask me why.

4/28/2013 4:23:50 PM

4/28/2013 4:27:38 PM

Yeah, mine even has the rotisserie setting/option. I wanted to read up on how to use all of it first, so I guess that's what I haven't. No time.

4/28/2013 4:29:24 PM

MY CLING WRAP DOESNT CLING


this is bullshit

4/28/2013 6:04:32 PM

you need Press & Seal.

Cling Wrap is so 1990

4/28/2013 6:07:15 PM

Drove a coworker to the hospital after a car wreck...now what do I charge my time to

5/9/2013 11:35:38 AM

Road repair messes up my commute time.

5/9/2013 11:37:06 AM

Transaction waiting time for trading securities is way too long.

5/9/2013 1:09:27 PM

I waited too long to purchase the home theater system on slickdeals and it sold out

Never mind, I called the company directly and they had some left. Take that third world!



[Edited on May 9, 2013 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2013 1:11:39 PM

I am getting new tires on my SUV so I have to drive my truck today. The truck only gets 15 MPG.

5/9/2013 1:23:53 PM

Compared to the 17 mpg my SUV gets.

5/9/2013 1:24:25 PM

EXACTLY!

Oh yeah, and the truck doesn't have Sirius or navigation.

5/9/2013 1:25:30 PM

Should of only had one slice of pizza at lunch instead of two.... Feeling full and I know I am going to have a big dinner tonight with lots of drinking.

5/9/2013 1:44:16 PM

Went to lunch yesterday with coworkers and the restaurant had $2 domestics. But only Miller Lite. Got tired of them after the 3rd. Kinda becoming a beer snob.

5/9/2013 2:32:27 PM

why didn't they just call it $2 Miller Lites then?

5/9/2013 2:51:19 PM

^I dunno if they rotate it every Wednesday or what.

5/9/2013 3:29:49 PM

I dislike spelling Light as Lite and Night as Nite.

5/9/2013 3:33:05 PM