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1/9/2014 7:09:45 AM

my wife is hosting a bridal shower for my sister at our house, so i'm locked in the proverbial tower upstairs trying to wait it out.

1/11/2014 2:17:34 PM

The tempurpedic material in my slippers is all squished and shapeless now.

1/13/2014 3:15:08 PM

I tried to take movies back to the Redbox nearest our house, but it was out of order. I had to drive 12 minutes to the next closest one.

1/13/2014 4:36:06 PM

I can't find the manual for Street Fighter Alpha II and the only online manual that does a good job of explaining the moves and controls, is 26 pages long. I don't want to print 26 pages.

[Edited on January 16, 2014 at 12:26 AM. Reason : .]

1/16/2014 12:26:18 AM

I spent an hour reading this thread. I had a few chuckles, but now I am way behind on my work deliverable.

1/16/2014 12:39:28 AM

The guy that sleeps on my downstairs couch took my Yukon to go do some work, so I have to get the snow off my Tahoe.... FWP.

1/30/2014 11:00:35 AM

I've been trying to avoid driving my second car while the roads are all salty and nasty from the snow. My wife needs the main car tomorrow so I'll have to drive the other one, and now I'll have to take both of them to the car wash over the weekend rather than just one.

1/30/2014 11:45:50 AM

buzzfeed binge... click on interesting looking link... buzzfeed video

2/7/2014 9:04:33 PM

i ate all the leftovers in teh fridge, so now i have to come up with a plan for dinner, its cold out and i dont wanna go anywhere

2/10/2014 3:53:38 PM

^^ I despise buzzfeed videos.

2/10/2014 4:13:35 PM

I was trying to park my Tahoe on the grass, it was muddy so it slid down the hill, I put it in 4wd and got out but only after messing up the grass more. Now I will have to plant more grass.

2/10/2014 9:56:35 PM

http://www.wral.com/weather/video/13391719/

2/13/2014 9:38:42 PM

The dishwasher leaves spots.

2/13/2014 9:40:28 PM

^^ That little girl is pretty smart though, you have to give it to her. LOL

2/13/2014 9:54:38 PM

she seems ever-so-slightly autistic

I agree she seems smart, though

2/13/2014 9:57:59 PM

"my face muscles hurt because I've been smiling too much"

2/14/2014 2:53:55 AM

Had to stay at a Ramada for work and the towels were scratchy.

2/14/2014 7:08:16 AM

I have to readjust my 401K contribution amount again because of a recent bonus.

2/14/2014 9:12:16 AM

A possible move to Hawaii means I might be better off selling a lot of the cool, total bachelor items I've accumulated over the last several years.

2/14/2014 10:40:44 AM

My girlfriend hasn't been able to drive her Mercedes the past few days because of the weather. She's had to rough it in the Envoy, which doesn't have Sirius in it.

2/14/2014 10:46:12 AM

The pot of coffee I made this morning is getting cold.

2/14/2014 11:01:27 AM

I refuse to participate in Hallmark holidays. I want to get steaks because the snow has melted and I can go to the grocery store, but I don't want to look like I'm a sucker who forgot to make reservations somewhere.

2/14/2014 11:31:29 AM

I promise you that nobody would ever think that. You're good. Get those steaks yo.

2/14/2014 11:37:42 AM

Having to wait in line 20 minutes this morning at the Dunkin Donuts here at Great Wolf Lodge for some coffee and donuts so I don't have to drive and go in the cold.

2/17/2014 12:57:43 PM

$500 deductible

2/17/2014 1:00:01 PM

Google swapped the Images and Shopping buttons on their search results. having the move the mouse over an extra two places is really annoying

2/18/2014 11:45:30 AM

the new dryer hose will not line up with the hole

2/22/2014 4:38:23 PM

ITT:

2/22/2014 4:50:29 PM

my warm toboggan, when I remove it, makes my comb-over look totally ridiculous and renders it useless

(or even more so than it already is)

2/26/2014 12:21:22 PM

My son's class has a field trip coming up and we have to sign the permission slip and return it with payment for the activities they are doing. $13... Cash only... exact change only

So now I gotta go to an ATM, take out $20 and then go buy something I don't really need so I can break it and get the money I need.

And last time I did try and just send in an even number and not care (I think I sent $10 for an $8 field trip last time) and got some real long email from my son's teacher about how that makes her job much more difficult

2/26/2014 11:00:03 PM

http://youtu.be/sf8rDpu1vCk?t=36s

2/26/2014 11:04:24 PM

^^
get the exact change, then rub it around on your nutsack/your ass

some people find that consoling

also, your kid will have to carry it...never mind

2/26/2014 11:04:58 PM

^^^ Send the 20 with a note that says 'Keep the change you filthy animal!'

2/26/2014 11:07:54 PM

There is a dollar store in the same shopping center as my closest ATM. It's convenient for such occasions and I can get more plastic silverware to leave in my desk.

2/27/2014 8:17:03 AM

I want to keep drinking, but I am too full of Mexican food.

2/28/2014 9:32:45 PM

it's not the teacher's fault. people get fired for a misplaced dime these days. they train us to be paranoid about collecting money (to the point where we actively avoid it when we can.)

2/28/2014 10:09:42 PM

^^This is the worst! Happened to me multiple times over the holidays...you just gotta drink through it.

[Edited on February 28, 2014 at 10:23 PM. Reason : ]

2/28/2014 10:21:46 PM

large tax payments

2/28/2014 11:07:22 PM

Why are people complaining about getting exact change? THERE ARE BANKS ON EVERY CORNER.

2/28/2014 11:22:49 PM

I really wanted a fountain Coke with lunch at work today. The cafeteria in the main building has coke and pepsi fountains. The cafeteria in our building only has pepsi, but I didn't want to walk over to the main building in 30 degree weather.

I had to settle for a bottled Coke.

3/1/2014 3:26:39 AM

jimmy johns website wouldn't work today...so I had to call it in.

3/5/2014 12:21:52 PM

I had to leave home before the UPS guy showed up with my new running shoes...now I won't get them till tomorrow.

Also, my Amazon Prime expired today.

3/5/2014 12:44:14 PM

My phone won't let me misspell words. Can you turn auto correct off?

3/20/2014 8:18:53 PM

Yes

3/20/2014 8:24:25 PM

I have to flip through 12 different stereo source selections in my new company car to get my bluetooth stereo to start playing Pandora from my work iPhone

3/20/2014 8:38:13 PM

Trying to find the exact brand/style of underwear online. I hate just buying and ol' pair at the dept. store as 80% of the time I dont like them and they end up in the "only wear these when desperate" side of the drawer.

3/22/2014 9:20:56 PM

The Showtime guide on my tv wasn't showing the movie it said it was. It was showing a different movie with the same name. This isn't the first time that has happened either.

3/27/2014 2:51:26 AM

My birthday was the 15th and I went to print out my Tropical Smoothie Café free voucher only to find out it's expired.

3/27/2014 2:31:58 PM

I don't want to miss the beginning of the new episode of The Challenge.

But I don't want to turn on the tv yet because then I might have to hear that annoying chick's laugh on Ridiculousness. I have to somehow time turning it on during the credits so I don't miss any of my show.

4/17/2014 9:55:45 PM