Quote :

"don't worry, i have my own vested interest in avoiding crashes"

Yeah, well, I'm real defensive about the $70 I paid in federal taxes two years ago

So be careful with that .00002% of the cost of whatever the fuck it is you're flying

11/9/2007 1:43:31 AM

actually, that $70 buys a little more of a Prowler than that...more like 0.00012%

although they aren't building any more of them, and the Navy is about to get rid of all of theirs and give us their 15 most up-to-date examples, which we'll fly for a few years and get rid of.

so really, i guess the taxpayers wouldn't have to buy a new one if i trash one

but i'd still rather not do that.

11/9/2007 1:51:02 AM

Fair enough, I guess.

11/9/2007 1:52:03 AM

but hard nipples are hot, while boners are not

11/9/2007 1:57:03 AM

Quote :

"it feels like, like thunder, rising and rising up inside me, like a hurricane of lust a tornado of meat,"

amazing

11/9/2007 1:58:58 AM

Quote :

" We had some poor bastard in ROTC, one of few guys who were physically less fit than me, and he had to give a presentation one day. And he had what was obviously a boner through the whole thing. Not only that, but it was tiny. That he managed to give his presentation without flinching in shame makes him a bigger man than most, ironically. "

BAHAHAHAAH motherfucker I remember that kid, I couldn't stop both laughin and feelin sorry for him, especially with the couple of chicks in the room.

11/9/2007 2:06:37 AM

If it was the chicks I'm thinking of, some of them weren't terrible looking, either.

But that kid had a lot worse problems going on, if I remember correctly.

11/9/2007 2:12:39 AM

11/9/2007 3:51:18 AM

It can be a big (pun intended?) pain if you wake up with one because you have to pee. It can also be uncomfortable if while retracted it is in an awkward position and then becomes stimulated.

11/9/2007 3:53:00 AM

11/9/2007 4:03:43 AM

I have no idea how this thread made it to page 2 in chit chat without the obligatory response of

"Why don't you come feel mine and find out?"

11/9/2007 4:17:25 AM

Quote :

"tdub is a safe learning area"

11/9/2007 6:20:03 AM

"Why don't you come feel mine and find out?"

11/9/2007 10:17:53 AM

I still get the random ones in class or when I'm out somewhere, then I have to belt it till it calms down

11/9/2007 10:21:27 AM

maybe i missed the obvious answer

ASK YOUR MOMMA

11/9/2007 10:25:17 AM

Quote :

"that shit is impossible to hide "

up under the waistband ftw

11/9/2007 10:26:30 AM

11/9/2007 10:33:12 AM

underwear elastic waistbans have saved me more than once.

11/9/2007 10:35:29 AM

Quote :

"i just can't imagine what it feels like for you dames, getting impaled by it and all. that's gotta feel weird as hell."

And to us, boners, getting blowjobs, and peeing standing up are completely unfathomable.

Quote :

"I mean, imagine if some part of your body filled with blood and swelled to more than twice its normal size"

They aren't typically painful. Imagine your chest deciding it wants to plump up for a couple days. A stiff breeze makes some women cry.

Quote :

"We had some poor bastard in ROTC, one of few guys who were physically less fit than me, and he had to give a presentation one day. And he had what was obviously a boner through the whole thing. Not only that, but it was tiny."

This summer in PE (self-defence) class, this guy was doing a demo with the instuctor, and popped a boner. I turned to miska and non-verbally asked her "IS THAT REALLY A BONER?" His penis was so goddamn tiny there actually was doubt. He didn't seem the least by fazed by it, even after the instructor made some comment like 'you liked that, eh?'. Guy was a wrestler, too.

Quote :

"I get crazy if my hard nipples are showing. "

Why? We have the excuse that 'it's cold'

Karen, one of my favorite things to do is give Matt boners while we're out in public.

11/9/2007 10:45:58 AM

This thread is a huge setback for human sexuality






-1000000000000000 points

11/9/2007 10:54:06 AM

Quote :

"it all depends on the mood. Morning wood is just morning wood. Geting a boner because you're horny, thats something else"

pressure/swelling sensation but is good

11/9/2007 11:03:40 AM

Feels like Victory

11/9/2007 11:05:32 AM

You know when you bash your thumb with a hammer and it swells up and turns blue and it's so painful you have to drill a hole in your fingernail just to relieve the pressure?

It feels like that, but good.

11/9/2007 11:33:51 AM

personally?

it feels like a baseball bat

11/9/2007 11:38:29 AM

Quote :

"I'm curious and tdub is a safe learning area"

for this exercise the safety protocols have been disabled. computer, resume program.

11/9/2007 11:39:42 AM

thread sounds almost like a case of penis envy

11/9/2007 11:45:18 AM

Quote :

"Feels like Victory"

11/9/2007 11:46:38 AM

Quote :

"I still get the random ones in class or when I'm out somewhere, then I have to belt it till it calms down"

ftw

11/9/2007 11:47:21 AM

Quote :

"a tornado of meat"

lolol

11/9/2007 11:53:47 AM

I'm rather certain it doesn't feel like a tornado of meat.

Of course, I'm not sure what a tornado of meat feels like.

Anyways, a penis is basically just an over-sized clitoris.

11/9/2007 12:01:13 PM

11/9/2007 12:01:57 PM

1. Put your left hand in a fist on a table, and stick the pointer finger of your left hand out straight.
2. Contract the muscle in the middle of your hand, while trying to use your pointer finger to point directly at the ceiling. Push your pointer finger up and out using the muscles in that finger.
3. Close your eyes and picture what it feel like to be nibbled, licked, or sucked in the area (if you have one) around your neck that makes your heart rate increase.
4. Imagine desiring an orgasm like you would desire food after not eating for 5 days.

(1, then 2)+3+4 = boner feeling

That's how I tried explaining it.

11/9/2007 12:04:15 PM

^^^ ~

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 12:04 PM. Reason : x]

11/9/2007 12:04:31 PM

Quote :

"one of my favorite things to do is give Matt boners while we're out in public. "

Doesn't he think that's kind of cruel?

11/9/2007 1:05:53 PM

well....he is getting a boner

11/9/2007 1:06:24 PM

It's pretty annoying when it happens in everyday life.

If you're wearing loose fitting clothes then everyone knows about it, if you're wearing tighter fitting jeans, then it's uncomfortable as hell.

11/9/2007 1:20:06 PM

Quote :

"if you're wearing tighter fitting jeans, then it's uncomfortable as hell."

quite so actually, it greatly increases chafing and pinching, which is never good down there

11/9/2007 1:55:06 PM

Quote :

"Doesn't he think that's kind of cruel?"

Yes.

11/9/2007 1:58:46 PM

just use the waistband man.............

11/9/2007 2:10:29 PM

the worst is waking up and having to pee with a morning wood. You have to get your feet real far back and lean way over the toilet to make it in. You can't push the boner too far down cause it hurts real bad --like bending your finger too far back or something.

11/9/2007 2:30:56 PM

It's not so bad once you figure out the trajectory.

11/9/2007 2:39:56 PM

glad to hear i'm not the only one that tucks it up into my pant waist/belt buckle area

11/9/2007 2:40:52 PM

^^well I usually just wake up and am pretty groggy. Groggy + peeing + boner = poor trajectory

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 2:41 PM. Reason : + boner]

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : ^]

11/9/2007 2:41:25 PM

i think every guy feels like he is a genius when we discover how to tuck it under our belt when we have to stand up in middle school.

11/9/2007 2:44:17 PM

Quote :

"Anyways, a penis is basically just an over-sized clitoris."

Which raises the question...whats a clit erection feel like to the girl having it?

11/9/2007 2:45:12 PM

lol @ helicoptering

11/9/2007 2:46:09 PM

Sounds like y'all stand up awfully straight.

11/9/2007 2:48:47 PM

Quote :

"Karen, one of my favorite things to do is give Matt boners while we're out in public."

If my girlfriend does that, I bump her with it until she's like "Oh Lawd, what did I do?!"


Rolling over on morning wood has got to be the worst part about a boner. However, if I do get a boner out in public I position it based on: a) If I got jeans or stiff pants, down the leg or b) if I got sweat pants or gym shorts/shorts it goes in the waistband.

11/9/2007 3:05:33 PM

wonderful thing about morning wood is that sometimes the girl notices it before you wake up



which is always a great way to wake up

11/9/2007 3:07:01 PM

Quote :

"down the leg or "

Ouch!

11/9/2007 3:07:18 PM