^Not if the jeans a loose

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 3:08 PM. Reason : 3 page boner]

11/9/2007 3:08:25 PM

It's past 3 pm and I haven't had a boner today. Something is wrong.

11/9/2007 3:12:15 PM

if the jeans are loose then it shows

waistband ftw

11/9/2007 3:53:03 PM

If it's far enough down the pant's leg, and it is, it doesn't show.

11/9/2007 4:40:01 PM

Yeah but when it's down the leg then you have to walk with a funny looking limp.

at least I do.

11/9/2007 4:41:50 PM

if my chick gives me a boner in public, she knows we fuckin in public too.

11/9/2007 5:12:25 PM

When you have a boner due to arousing thoughts but you're not anywhere where you can whack off, it can drive you crazy. I took an early lunch at work once because I got so damn horny and sped home to masturbate.

Wood resulting from having to pee really bad isn't pleasurable at all, and it makes it more difficult when you finally make it to a toilet b/c you have to stand there and wait for the boner to soften before the stream can start.

11/9/2007 5:13:59 PM

^

11/9/2007 5:18:54 PM

like a man dick boner?

11/9/2007 5:36:08 PM

hahaha

11/9/2007 5:50:19 PM

ewww gross

11/9/2007 6:00:16 PM

Quote :

"If my girlfriend does that, I bump her with it until she's like "Oh Lawd, what did I do?!""

Mine knows better than to give me an excuse to give it any attention in public. Hes kinda prudish that way

Quote :

"wonderful thing about morning wood is that sometimes the girl notices it before you wake up"

God bless weekend mornings and all the extra time.

11/9/2007 6:05:46 PM

b to the tee tee

11/23/2007 8:45:43 PM

having a boner is like having a third leg or limb. sometimes it gets in the way and can be inappropriate.

11/23/2007 8:52:14 PM

Quote :

"having sex is only enjoyable when the girl is tight. If she's loose, its ok, but it just doesnt feel as good. And also, its better if the girl gets wet easily. None of this dry vag shit."

this is the biggest "no shit" statement I have ever read in my entire life. "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

11/23/2007 9:30:22 PM

It's like having a drunk buddy constantly hanging out, force feeding you beer saying "Go ahead bro, she's totally hot, and I think she kinda likes you! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 10:56 PM. Reason : i wish my boner served me alcohol]

11/23/2007 10:55:25 PM

oh man when that shit is really in full swing I feel ALL dick

like a big dong humunculus

11/23/2007 10:59:24 PM

^^^ almost as bad as reading the technician

11/24/2007 8:10:56 AM

Quote :

"baha how do you get rid of it besides touching it?"

this may've been answered, but i just pin it so its facing up against my boxer waist band. i think it cuts off the blood flow and helps it go down. not quite as obvious that way either

11/24/2007 8:22:49 AM