http://www.piratesthemovie.com/



The Old Topic was dead, and we don't have an active mod in Entertainment anymore to bump it.

Turns out they've edited down the hardcore sex scenes enough to get an R (or is that ARRRRRG!) rating and re-releasing it.

Pretty funny stuff.

http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php?tab=news&newsid=888

5/30/2006 1:08:16 PM

no freakin way

5/30/2006 1:24:03 PM

wtf they edited to an R rating? hahahahaha

5/30/2006 1:26:12 PM

must be like 10 minutes long

5/30/2006 1:28:13 PM

ARRR

haha

5/30/2006 2:28:35 PM

i am the greatest pirate in the world

5/30/2006 2:35:24 PM

lol yea i'd love to know how they edit a xxx film to an R film.

5/30/2006 2:39:43 PM

Me "Saw it... too much bad drama, not enough good well.. you know"

Girlfriend "It was long, Adam and Eve had a very high budget for it. IT was well done for a porn... but still a porn".

5/30/2006 2:53:06 PM

CUT ALL THIS LESBIAN THREE WAY OUT AND GET BACK TO DEVELOPING THE CHARACTERS

5/30/2006 3:02:36 PM

Somehow, "epic porn" just doesn't make sense.

[Edited on May 30, 2006 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2006 3:26:33 PM

this is really the only porn i've ever thought about spending money on...

5/30/2006 3:29:42 PM

Hahaha it is a porn that has CGI in it.

5/30/2006 3:33:36 PM

this thread is useless without pics

5/30/2006 3:33:49 PM

you folks have missed the best part

HD-DVD version available

niceeeeeeeeeeeee

5/30/2006 3:36:14 PM

5/30/2006 3:50:15 PM

Does anyone really need to see someone's cooch in hi-def?

5/30/2006 4:03:25 PM

It's not a question of need. It's a question of possibility.

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5/30/2006 4:12:20 PM

thats why i bought an hdtv

5/30/2006 4:13:06 PM

yaarrrr, Shiver me Timbers!

5/30/2006 4:21:02 PM

yeah...I was trying to keep the blatant nudity out of the non-chit chat threads. At least put up a warning or something.

5/30/2006 4:29:07 PM

God damn Ill see this!

5/30/2006 4:32:25 PM

who is the third from left in the first pic? god damn. She looks like Anna Faris (Scary Movie)

5/30/2006 5:02:39 PM

Carmen Luvana, I think. At least that's what google tells me.

5/30/2006 5:27:38 PM

yeah, thats who I came up with, but she looks better in that damn pirate poster than she does in any other pics

5/30/2006 5:32:59 PM

does this mean the Porn industry is going to get behind HDDVD?

5/30/2006 8:09:24 PM

the porn industry always makes the first good uses of the next technology

hell, how many movies do you have dvds of that have used multiple angle technology

i remember my first dvd player had an angle button on it

i don't even know how to access it on my new, more advanced, player

5/30/2006 8:23:36 PM

Just found out that a heavily edited R-rated version of this movie came out last week.

7/18/2006 10:44:34 AM

I love Janine Lindemulder (the tattoo broad)

shes so hot

7/18/2006 10:48:13 AM

Quote :

"Just found out that a heavily edited R-rated version of this movie came out last week."

Just found out you didn't read the first post in this thread.

7/18/2006 11:11:54 AM

They went to a porn store in the last episode of Entourage and they had a giant poster for this movie, haha.

7/18/2006 11:13:29 AM

^^My fault, thought this thread was for the actual porno

7/18/2006 11:15:21 AM