enlighten me

7/19/2008 1:44:09 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of beer and hits on the bong

7/19/2008 1:44:44 AM

7/19/2008 1:44:51 AM

- you're depressed
- you're just really pathetic and have no friends
or
- you're an idiot

7/19/2008 1:45:06 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:45:07 AM

For months dnl insulted me
Posting on here like a banshee
He hid in the back row
So I could never know
The "face" not unlike my knee

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 1:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2008 1:48:25 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:48:52 AM

Quote :

"you're depressed"

This got me addicted. Now I'm just unemployed.

7/19/2008 1:49:15 AM

.

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2008 1:50:03 AM

because you don't have a car to be able to have better things to do

7/19/2008 1:50:07 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:50:23 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:50:50 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:52:03 AM

^^^^had a car for like the first like 3.75 years i was on tww

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 1:52 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2008 1:52:24 AM

oh, well then because you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:54:17 AM

lolololololololololol

7/19/2008 1:55:15 AM

You're secretly a webcrawler pretending to be human.

7/19/2008 1:55:24 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=534292&page=1#11826216
just want to post that here just in case

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100th post in this thread gets a prize(i already know what the prize is, so it doesnt matter which particular user gets it, even if they are a douche)

7/19/2008 2:04:57 AM

I thought the 50th reply gets a prize.

Oh, I hope its lunch with DNL!

7/19/2008 2:10:33 AM

i changed it to 100 a) cause its a more round number, and b) so hopefully it wont get to page 2 with the current crop of online users...there are a few that i am disqualifying from winning...if they get the 100th post they dont get the prize and at that time i will decide if i want the prize to go to 99/101 post, or when it gets to page 4(probably will do the 99/101 post thing)

7/19/2008 2:12:34 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

More power to you, buddy.

7/19/2008 2:14:44 AM

dude this is definitely at least getting to 3 pages...i'll bump the fuck out of it if i have to, but its getting to 3 pages eventually and someone will win the prize eventually

7/19/2008 2:16:52 AM

Rest assured, it will be me!

7/19/2008 2:17:31 AM

The best way to get a thread beyond the first page is to NOT RESPOND TO IT.

I thought you'd have learned this from my recent successes, dnl.

?topic=533058 / ?topic=533541 / ?topic=533576 / ?topic=532331 / ?topic=532242

7/19/2008 2:17:42 AM

Oh shit, competition from the girlfriend.

7/19/2008 2:18:47 AM

pad

7/19/2008 2:20:24 AM

Jen

7/19/2008 2:20:38 AM

tampon

7/19/2008 2:20:44 AM

ok well just cause there is a prize doesnt mean i really want your opinions(and all of tww) as to why i'm on tww so much...if yall just pad all the way to page 3 i'll extend it or something...long story short, there is a prize, there will be a winner, there are about 6 people i definitely will not give the prize to

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : ^^haha]

7/19/2008 2:21:36 AM

am i one

7/19/2008 2:22:51 AM

you need ass

Male/female

Whichever floats your boat

7/19/2008 2:23:01 AM

And I had forgotten about Jen.

7/19/2008 2:23:29 AM

this really isnt going like i'd hoped...maybe i should do like "50th reply that pertains to thread topic" or something

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 2:31 AM. Reason : i'm going to bed...if i end up not quitting tww for the like 300th day in a row i'll bump it]

7/19/2008 2:29:54 AM

you are lost in the world, need friends, and feel lonely. You like being the person behind the screen on the web, since it is not the person you feel you are in real life. you feel that you could never say or feel the same things on here to these people if it was real life. You built something to protect yourself, and ended up caging yourself. now it is time to find the key.

7/19/2008 2:40:37 AM

I want that fucking prize

7/19/2008 3:55:11 AM

^ I know that game

also sup Buster

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 3:57 AM. Reason : .]

7/19/2008 3:57:00 AM

haha what up b-riz

7/19/2008 3:58:46 AM

we stay together like a cluster

fuck, I can't see straight...

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 4:00 AM. Reason : ^you fucked up my rhyme, but I gonna keep flowin']

7/19/2008 3:59:57 AM

not much about to crash cause i've got work tomorrow (if i can't find someone to cover my shift that is)

7/19/2008 4:00:15 AM

IOP1 - In on page 1

7/19/2008 4:16:07 AM

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.

7/19/2008 4:16:44 AM

DNL is constantly on The Wolf Web because it's his only source of enjoyment. If he could afford weed or adderall or weederall, he would be doing that.

7/19/2008 4:23:20 AM

You need some vag in your life...you know to ruin it and make you broke. until then TWW <3

7/19/2008 5:58:08 AM

government agent in disguise... keeping tabs of terrorists on tww? wat wat wat?

7/19/2008 6:00:37 AM

twat?

7/19/2008 6:01:28 AM

no twat here

7/19/2008 6:03:22 AM

This thread needs some topless women pictures in it.

7/19/2008 6:06:09 AM

all of chit chat needs that

7/19/2008 6:10:38 AM

asperger's syndrome

7/19/2008 7:38:02 AM

You have next to zero ambition. You're content to post on tdub all day complaining about how broke you are rather than actually attempting to get a real money paying job. I just hope you aren't on any form of government assistance, because I'm going to be pissed as hell that my money is going into all these fucking posts if thats the case.

7/19/2008 8:46:55 AM