Cast your votes here.

8/26/2008 11:15:42 PM

1) Flick
2) News14
3) ...
4) $profit!

[Edited on August 26, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

8/26/2008 11:16:19 PM

8/26/2008 11:16:25 PM

ok freshmans..

8/26/2008 11:16:37 PM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=539073

I'm calling it now

8/26/2008 11:16:45 PM

^

Quote :

"OH SHIT! Internal Server Error! An error has occured on the server while processing the page. We have logged the error, but may not have all of the information we need to fix the error. It would help us if you could explain the circumstances of the error to us. Please contact us! "

8/26/2008 11:17:39 PM

....

I guess you'll catch on eventually

8/26/2008 11:18:08 PM

news14

8/26/2008 11:18:52 PM

i just got raped set the precedent for internet funny

8/26/2008 11:19:34 PM

I wish that news14 thread was archived

holla at P Nis for more info

8/26/2008 11:19:44 PM

EUPHALO WILL BE MENTIONED.

8/26/2008 11:19:45 PM

EMCE wins

8/26/2008 11:21:04 PM

Papsmear's Continuous Titty thread

8/26/2008 11:22:54 PM

White Bitch Getting Crunk

8/26/2008 11:23:43 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=486763

8/26/2008 11:23:44 PM

Monorail Cat

8/26/2008 11:25:16 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=537357

8/26/2008 11:25:29 PM

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE NCSUGIRL

8/26/2008 11:26:25 PM

8/26/2008 11:28:08 PM

WANT!!

8/26/2008 11:31:50 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=521032

hands down. Pick that numbarrr

8/26/2008 11:56:56 PM

1. Post your own closing listing
2. Flick naked
3. 18-21

8/27/2008 12:26:56 AM

ahahaha



my thread made a list.

8/27/2008 12:29:26 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=285631

helping twwers feel good about themselves since 1/23/2005

8/27/2008 8:13:30 AM

Anyone have the News14 link?

8/27/2008 8:19:55 AM

^

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=180137

8/27/2008 8:26:14 AM

djBLOW's storytelling thread

8/27/2008 8:32:15 AM

^^ I don't see how anything could realistically top this.

8/27/2008 9:01:59 AM

we're 1337!

8/27/2008 9:03:26 AM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=519936&page=1#11485656

most inflowential

8/27/2008 9:03:47 AM

-news14
-the toothpaste thread in tech talk /message_topic.aspx?topic=520467
-monorail cat (but we can't really take credit for that one)

[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ]

8/27/2008 9:48:40 AM

Gonads & strife kinda summed up the wolf web

8/27/2008 10:24:21 AM

I too have had sex.

8/27/2008 10:50:13 AM

Gosh I just went through the News14 thread again for laughs! I almost forgot about it

-News 14
-Running Retard
-Toothpaste

[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : hehe thanks foo1]

8/27/2008 11:21:52 AM

^ +toothpaste.... i about cried reading toothpaste

8/27/2008 11:22:27 AM

News 14 is definitely up there...
http://www.figadealme.com/news14_pwnt_stay_home.html

8/27/2008 11:42:35 AM

News 14 wins hands down!

8/27/2008 11:58:28 AM

that news 14 thread is what brought me to TWW in the first place

8/27/2008 12:01:41 PM

There are several very clever ones up there... But I can't get over Cecil's Cockring Emporium. How could that get past anyone, or any system ever?

8/27/2008 12:03:28 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=538822

most influential thread of TWW.

8/27/2008 12:08:04 PM

Dale Earnhardt Motivational Speaker

pretty much the precursor to EUPHALO

8/27/2008 12:08:52 PM

Quote :

"Wags hijack TV channel's on-screen ticker Not quite the weather report viewers expected -By Kevin Poulsen, SecurityFocus ? More by this author -Published Friday 5th March 2004 12:18 GMT -Click here to receive articles like this in your inbox A cable news channel in Raleigh, North Carolina shut down a Web application designed to allow local schools and businesses to report weather-related closures last week, after a handful of puckish university students discovered they could use it to add textual graffiti to the station's newscast. Before the system was pulled, viewers tuning into Time Warner Cable's News 14 Carolina for updates on last week's record-breaking snow storm could read in the text ticker on the lower third of the screen that a company called "h4x0r3d Computer Services Inc." was among the business that would be shuttered the next morning because of the storm. According to screen shots saved by observers, other messages sprinkled among the genuine closings that rotated through the ticker included "1337 5p34k Linguistic Services", "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", and a note that "Tutone Inc." would be closed, and employees should call "Jenny at 867-5309" for more details. "We immediately implemented changes to the system," says News 14's Charlie Schell. "It was a Web-based system that we had used two, almost three years, with nobody taking advantage of it." Before a submitted announcement would appear on the air, it had to be approved by a reviewer, said Schell. But once approved, the system allowed a business to change their name and the details of the closing through the website without any further human attention. "They didn't actually get in there or compromise any of our equipment. They just signed up as a legitimate business, and then changed their information half-an-hour later," Schell says. A prankster with the online nickname "underPSI" discovered the loophole Thursday, and, posting to a Web forum for students at North Carolina State University, extolled others to try it. "Be creative," he wrote. "It's pretty neat." The frenzy of fake announcements that followed included "Windows32 Exception Error. If this is your first time seeing this, please reinstall Windows," and several adult-themed puns. News 14's Schell claims the station received no complaints from viewers. Businesses in the Raleigh area can still report weather-related closings through the cable channel, but they'll have to pre-register, and phone them in to the station, Schell added."

8/27/2008 12:10:17 PM

The First part of GiZZ's Creative Writing:

I will clean up the rest later.

GiZZ:
2001-01-21 21:02:12.333

once upon a time
with a beer in my hand
laying on the beach
naked in the sand

a giant whale
i see from a far
a whale in a bikini
covered in lard

i scream and i run
but she chases me still
if i could i would
but she's to fat to kill

i climb up a tree
hiding in fear
she shakes the tree
FUCK! she spilt my beer

ok bitch
its all over now
i jump down on her fat ass
as she screems OWWWW!!!

i kick her into the ocean
and she floats away
just another whale
just another day....

the_drew:
2001-01-21 21:06:28.313
"Badfish" by Sublime.

the_drew


GiZZ:
2001-01-21 21:07:09.913

what the hell are you talking about THE_DREW... fuckin a. that was my original gangsta shit...
the gizz abides.

the_drew:
2001-01-21 22:36:08.490

hehe---

I meant, listen to "Bad Fish" by Sublime, ass pirate.

the_dude (abides)


GiZZ:
2001-01-23 11:14:20.630

another writing for you all to enjoy

lovely face
and dasling smile
dont find this beauty
but once in a while

your prescious face
and warming heart
teh rest of your body
i wont even start

so i start my plan
to have you as mine
i watch you from a distance
you're oh so fine

then one day
i make my move
i hide in a corner
you dont ahve a clue

as you walk by
reach for your hand
i sweep you off your feet
and throw you in my van

i take you home
much to your delight
then you feel pain
then you feel fright

but not for long
oh dont you worry
cause im getting scared now
and in quite a hurry

with my affection
you're feeling quite smothered
so i cut off your head
and throw it with the others


[Edited by GiZZ on 1/23/2001 at 11:14:37 AM. Reason: bold]

Linzo:
2001-01-23 11:16:28.517

for a second i thought that was sweet, then i kept reading.....

Flutterby:
2001-01-23 11:31:56.460

Are these the same love sonnets you use on Adrian?

((8i8))

GiZZ:
2001-01-23 14:42:33.727

no i dont use these love sonnets on adrian, but they have won me many pulitzer prizes...

GiZZ:
2001-01-23 14:43:13.433

an ode to beer

beer beer
the magical glass
the more you drink
the cuter the ass

the cuter the ass
the better she looks
better drink more beer
or make sure she cooks

[Edited by GiZZ on 1/23/2001 at 2:43:35 PM. Reason: space]

Maugan:
2001-01-23 15:05:18.617

mind if I use that in a song of mine?


MELMC:
2001-01-23 15:16:17.283

Keep them coming

GiZZ:
2001-01-24 12:41:01.387

a brand new day, a brand new creative writing

my friends told me about it
they said it was fun
told me it felt wonderful
and id love it a ton

it seemed a little strange
to be doing what they said
but i admit i'd never actually
used an animal for head

so i walked out to the dog house
and dropped my pants to the ground
then i heard some anxious barking
and see my horny hound

my pleasure was exciting
my pleasure was intense
doggy on my front side
with my ass against a fence

i hadn't felt this good
no not in quite a while
now i can tell ALL my friends
i love it doggy style


Linzo:
2001-01-24 12:49:54.063

if only we read this kind of thing in english class

GiZZ:
2001-01-24 19:27:43.337

is my writing not appreciated aroudn these parts/????

DJ Lauren:
2001-01-24 20:38:22.450

you wrote that?? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're the funniest person ever....write one about me.

Oskar:
2001-01-24 20:40:44.573

that could be a dangerous request DJ... after all, his previous topics have not been particularly *ahem* flattering. and those were talking about himself.<br><br>btw, if you ever get your title changed, i think it should be to "Boss DJ" <img width=15 height=15 src=images/biggrin.gif>

sublime:
2001-01-24 22:16:31.510

hey Oskar - Boss DJ - is one of the greatest subime songs ever

sac:
2001-01-25 00:26:47.523

I WANT MORE GiZZ WRITINGS!

Sac-out


the_drew:
2001-01-25 00:46:52.043

you could just call them "Gizms" hahahaha

the_drew


GiZZ:
2001-01-25 01:03:10.100

by request

all the boys
all the girls
all the cows
and all the squirells

they all scream for lovin
they all want play
they all want to feel special
all wanna get laid

who to turn to
in this time of heat
who to turn to
after exausting hands and feet

needing sex
and sick of porn
at least we can get it
from DJ Laur'n

[Edited by GiZZ on 1/25/2001 at 1:03:55 AM. Reason: title]


the_drew:
2001-01-25 01:03:44.190

hahaha, backfire.

the_drew


packman04:
2001-01-25 02:07:30.753

encore. encore.



BigFletch:
2001-01-25 02:09:09.103

Bravo

GiZZ:
2001-01-25 23:05:19.100

any other requests?

Linzo:
2001-01-25 23:06:30.183

me! me! i like monkeys though, no squirrels please.

gdpeters:
2001-01-25 23:10:59.280

Josh!!!!!!

I know you can get a good one out about me. Let's see the shit, man. Hit me.

ModelBarbi:
2001-01-26 15:15:02.923



That was wonderful!

Ogcack:
2001-01-26 15:35:50.820

HAHAHA very creative stuff, to be made up on the fly.

GiZZ:
2001-01-26 17:13:31.517

reporting from charlotte

a happy little girl
linzo was
happy as a bee
happy as a buzz

loving monkeys
and loving life
dreams of one day
when she'd be a wife

happy to be alive
and staying pure
but those days of childhood
are now just a blur

now she likes it nasty
she likes it up the butt
yep little linzo
became a fat assed slut

[Edited by GiZZ on 1/26/2001 at 5:14:03 PM. Reason: ...]

GiZZ:
2001-01-26 17:13:41.260

peters, you're next

the_drew:
2001-01-26 17:16:00.890

damn dude

the_drew


Everclear:
2001-01-26 17:25:56.317

Funny shit man. I want to be in a gizm.
((((JeremY))))

DJ Lauren:
2001-01-26 18:17:25.870

...i...i'm half honored and half...disgusted--i dont' know who got it worse though, me or linzo, LOL

I'll make one...

it started on the bed
then fell on to the floor
nobody thought
that gizz's body could handle more.

he paid his cash
he found it a chore
he said he was sick
>but that didn't stop this whore

he tried to make the best
...much like Al Gore
but she didn't listen
she just chose to ignore

now she is gone
he is still on the bed
his roomates are laughing
cos she made him give her head.



Linzo:
2001-01-26 18:35:01.147

i admit to having a ghetto booty, but a fat ass??? come now.

GiZZ:
2001-01-26 20:10:29.193

hahah that was funny

GiZZ:
2001-01-26 20:15:27.243

the gym is a place of recreation
a place to play
for gdpeters its more than that
a place to be gay

he loves peaking in the showers
and watching the guys scrub
he expesially likes their little area
he likes to call their shrub

he snaps his towel
and then he runs
he likes it when they chase him
shaking their little white buns

he loves it when they drop their towels
that is his delight
when they stop to pick it up
his face glows blistery bright

he takes aim and fires
at their patch of grass
they're quite alarmed as gdpeters
fires it in their ass

[Edited by GiZZ on 1/26/2001 at 8:18:49 PM. Reason: .]

the_drew:
2001-01-26 20:37:58.367

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the_drew


GiZZ:
2001-01-26 20:45:38.287

<table align=center width=400 border=1 rules=none bordercolor=#DD0000 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0><tr><td class=small>Quote:</td></tr><tr><td>"linzo: come now."</td></tr></table>

what exactly are you requesting linzo?

Ogcack:
2001-01-26 23:51:38.853

Bravissimo!!

Flutterby:
2001-01-27 02:57:00.947

I'd request a poem... but I think you've scared me off with what you might say judging by Linzo, DJ's, and Peter's poetry... Eh.. what the hell.. feelin bored.. I'm up for a little personal assault! hehehe

((8i8))

Everclear:
2001-01-27 15:39:44.863

Where is my poem?
((((JeremY))))

GiZZ:
2001-01-27 16:04:52.020

an ode to everclear

dreaming of sex
the closest he'll get
every morning he wakes
and his bed is wet

he heads for the ugly girl
as hes scared off all the rest
she smacks him in the face
as he goes for her breast

you pretend you're not upset
and say its really too late
you tell her you'd rather
just go home and masturbate

so go home you do
but masturbating gave you a blister
instead you roll over
and start fucking your sister


((((8===D - -))))

[Edited by GiZZ on 1/27/2001 at 4:06:40 PM. Reason: g]

Ogcack:
2001-01-27 16:08:26.570

Harsh...

Everclear:
2001-01-27 16:10:53.380

LOL
((((JeremY))))

DJ Lauren:
2001-01-27 16:18:28.503

i don't know y'all...i think we've got some talent on our hands.

GiZZ:
2001-01-28 17:32:12.753

flutterby, or carrie
what should i say
these words, these rhymes
this game i like to play

i met you some time ago
you seemed nice enough then
until i saw you in that video
you with five other men

i was shocked and horrified
you naked in such distaste
things only got worse
when you yelled "CUM ON MY FACE"

you try to seem inocent
but i called your bluff
why do they call you flutterby?
lets just call you "double stuffed"

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : crazy code]

8/28/2008 6:05:08 PM

how is that an important thread?

8/28/2008 6:47:18 PM

shelly biggs

8/28/2008 6:48:54 PM

ALL YOUR BASE

8/28/2008 7:02:46 PM

^one of the oldest threads on TWW, if not THE oldest

8/29/2008 1:57:35 AM

mdoezer did some fuckign reacerh

8/29/2008 2:05:54 AM

english holmes

8/29/2008 2:44:45 AM

mdozer73 won this

8/29/2008 2:56:39 AM